Chapter 226 The Elf Monkey, Transaction with Buddhism

"Hehehe! I'm not so anxious! Besides, it's not that I'm not willing to let go of anyone. The key is that you have put so much effort into cultivating me, but as a result, I'm not repaid you yet. I'm really unreasonable! So I just want to keep a useful body and repay you in the future!"

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at the hippie monkey and twitched unnaturally.

People who have watched Journey to the West may think that Sun Wukong is a simple monkey, but in fact, this monkey is smarter than anyone else and can be said to be full of bad water.

The reason why he was always cheated at the beginning was that his vision was limited. No one taught him to understand the world, which made him not have high vision and short-sighted knowledge, so he was cheated repeatedly. This has nothing to do with his IQ.

In fact, on Journey to the West, the monkey has more ghost ideas than the other. No matter what difficulties he faces, he can always think of ideas quickly and cheat people at any time.

It can be said that in terms of IQ and shamelessness, Sun Wukong is definitely the best.

In addition, this monkey has been practicing in the Immortal Academy for 500 years, and although he still has not traveled to the prehistoric world, where is the most scientific academy in the prehistoric world. In the Immortal Academy, as long as you want to learn, there is nothing you can't learn.

What's more, the Immortal Academy has various environments, libraries, and professional teachers... Monkeys have been taught in the Immortal Academy for five hundred years, but it is more effective than exploring alone for ten thousand years.

Now this monkey has been tempered into steel. Lu Xiaofeng has vaguely seen the shadow of fighting over Buddha in the later period of Journey to the West.

That Sun Wukong is wise, agile, invincible and has no taboos!

So, although Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong were both worried on the surface, in fact, Xiao Bailong was really worried. As for the monkey, I guess there would be a solution to it!

Of course, the monkey's response strategy is definitely not as good as Lu Xiaofeng's response strategy, so the monkey found a way to trick Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the monkey pretending to be confused and said directly: "Okay, the heaven is coming soon, I won't talk nonsense to you. Remember, if you want to live, you must learn to be good and sensible. If you are taken away by Guanyin later, you must be obedient and behave as you are well-behaved. No matter what Tathagata does to you, don't resist, and be extremely obedient.

Only when Tathagata cannot find out your fault will Tathagata dare not kill you, otherwise he will be punished by God and will not be worth the loss!

Your task is to deal with Tathagata. As long as you can live out of his hands, leave the rest to me. If you believe me, do what I say!"

When the little white dragon and the monkey heard this, they were silent for a moment, and then nodded one after another.

If there is anyone in this world who can convince them unconditionally, then only Lu Xiaofeng or Wu Chen.

Seeing the two of them reacted like this, Lu Xiaofeng smiled slightly.

Finally, his hard work was not in vain.

The three of them were all extremely fast, and they passed by Nantianmen... and they flew directly in without stopping.

The four heavenly kings and the heavenly soldiers guarding the gate did not even notice anyone entering the South Heavenly Gate.

The three of them rushed to the peace department quickly.

Then he went straight into the Suzaku Hall.

When Lu Xiaofeng came back, he did not hide his aura. Yang Jian from the Funeral Department instantly discovered that Lu Xiaofeng had returned and went directly to the Suzaku Hall.

When he saw Lu Xiaofeng, he said at first sight: "Master Si, where is my third sister?"

Lu Xiaofeng coughed lightly.

"Then what, second brother, Chan'er is still in the Immortal Courtyard. They have something to do there and will be back in a while!"

"Oh! Hum?" Yang Jian nodded first, and then suddenly realized that something was wrong.

"No! What do you mean by my name?"

Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong also discovered something was wrong. The two of them stared at Lu Xiaofeng with four eyes, their eyes full of gossip.

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly felt that she couldn't hold her face. She coughed lightly and said directly: "What, Deputy Master, go and invite Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

Yang Jian narrowed his eyes and glanced at Lu Xiaofeng. Although he wanted to ask questions, Lu Xiaofeng had called him an official position. Even if he was itchy, he would have to hold it in his arms. The military orders were as high as a mountain in the tutoring department.

"yes!"

Yang Jian nodded and walked down depressedly.

Seeing this, Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong looked at each other and opened their mouths to ask, but they didn't have the courage to finally lower their heads in depression.

Seeing this, Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief.

Ma Pi, it’s really hard to enjoy the blessings of Qi people. This is so guilty!

Just as Lu Xiaofeng was thinking about it, Guanyin finally came.

Before this, Lu Xiaofeng had already asked Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong to go out and wait.

Although everyone knows that Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong are in the Fufu Department, they still have to do some superficial skills.

Guanyin left in a hurry, and it can be seen that this period made him extremely anxious.

How about not being in a hurry? In more than ten years, Tang Seng will grow up. If he doesn’t make any arrangements now, it will be too late!

Guanyin went to the main hall and looked directly at Lu Xiaofeng. At this time, she no longer cared about anything else.

"Guanyin visited the master of the mainland!"

Fortunately, although Guanyin was anxious, she had not forgotten the etiquette she deserved.

Lu Xiaofeng's status is now rated as Tathagata, so as a Buddhist Bodhisattva, Guanyin should salute Lu Xiaofeng.

"Forgive it! Guanyin is right? I know your purpose. Do you want to go back to Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong?"

When Guanyin heard this, she hurriedly said, "There are also Marshal Tianpeng and General Rolling Curtains!"

"Hmm?" Lu Xiaofeng was stunned.

Fuck, these two are also in the tutoring department? Why don’t he know?

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Yang Jian in a daze.

Yang Jian hurriedly explained: "Return to the Master of the Si, Marshal Tianpeng and General Rolling the Curtains both violated the laws of heaven and were suppressed in the Heavenly Purgatory three hundred years ago!"

"hiss!"

Guanyin and Sun Wukong looked at Jiang Liuer in shock.

Especially Guanyin, from the beginning to now, the eyes of Jiang Liuer when she saw her for the first time were shocked.

Jiang Liuer is definitely the number one person who dares to use the Tathagata gold sticker as an insole from ancient times to the present.

When Kong Xuan swallowed Tathagata into his belly, Tathagata dug Kong Xuan's back and fled out. Later, at the suggestion of all the Buddhas, Kong Xuan was enfeoffed as the Buddha's mother, the Peacock King Bodhisattva.

Now that Jiang Liuer is taking the Tathagata's footsteps today, it is equivalent to using the Tathagata's business card to footsteps. Aren't he afraid that Tathagata will grant him a gold-patched insole in the future?

Guanyin looked at Jiang Liuer with complicated eyes, as if he was watching a fighter.

Sun Wukong is much simpler! Now in Sun Wukong's eyes, Jiang Liuer is the guiding light of his life and the ultimate idol!

But Sun Wukong's education is too low, and he wants to say a few slutty words, and then he becomes: "Master! You are so awesome!"

After hearing this, Jiang Liuer suddenly became angry, as if you carefully prepared a super big joke. After telling it to others, the other party said expressionlessly: It’s so funny!

That feeling is so desperate!

"Wukong! I won't speak in the future, so try to speak as little as possible. Come, Master teaches you, you should say this in this situation, pay attention to my expression, be serious and focused, be better to hold your breath, your eyes should be prominent, you should feel a burst of breath, and you should feel that there is a breath that fills your forehead, and you will not be happy if you have something in your heart. You must shout out loud, and your voice should be as bright as possible, and your pitch should be as high as possible! You should have a feeling of being a wake-up call and a shout will shock you to death.

Let’s see the master demonstrate it to you, take a deep breath, and then shout: Hold the grass! Cow’s pill! Ahhhhhh! Master is so handsome! Master Liu Liuliu! Master I love you... Cough cough, don’t shout the last sentence!”

(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!