Chapter 28 When the keyboard warrior nemesis meets the heavenly dog
Lu Xiaofeng's opening remark was very polite, no one could find fault.
The Jade Emperor also felt very comfortable to hear. Look, this is called being able to speak.
Isn't it much better than saying that this is inappropriate at the beginning?
The Jade Emperor glanced at the arrogant black coal ball below intentionally or unintentionally.
Taibai Jinxing narrowed his eyes, Lu Xiaofeng was going to cheat people!
Too Platinum Venus is very sure.
Because he is so familiar with Lu Xiaofeng's opening style.
Sure enough, Lu Xiaofeng immediately changed her voice.
"Your Majesty, as far as the little immortal knows, in a small country in the mortal world, the king is the absolute authority of a country and cannot be questioned. The so-called "no joke" is the reason.
However, as the lord of the Three Realms, in this Lingxiao Palace, someone dared to stop him when he was about to issue a decree.
In Xiaoxian's opinion, this is first of all disrespect! This is despising the Emperor's power!"
"this......"
"Yo Roar..."
“Tsk tsk tsk…”
The minds of the immortals were shocked.
Where did this come from? He killed Wu Qu Xingjun as soon as he came up.
This big hat is so buckled.
Wu Qu Xingjun's black face suddenly became dark, and he turned from shiny black to matte black, and he lay down in cold sweat.
He was panicked. Lu Xiaofeng's words were so cruel!
Although most of the immortal officials in the Heavenly Court are in harmony with the Jade Emperor, on the surface, they must also respect the Jade Emperor, because the Jade Emperor is the lord of the Three Realms recognized by the Heavenly Way, and despising the Jade Emperor is despising the Heavenly Way.
In the prehistoric world, it basically means that it is over.
"Your Majesty! I don't mean that..."
Wu Qu Xingjun hurriedly defended.
However, before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the Jade Emperor.
"Did you let me talk?"
Wu Qu Xingjun's heart trembled violently, and his soul was scared by the Jade Emperor's words.
Because he actually felt angry from the Jade Emperor's tone. Although it was very light, he could hear it.
From this we can see that the Jade Emperor was really angry.
Wu Qu Xingjun's mind was buzzing. He couldn't figure it out, but he was just playing the right day, so why did it suddenly become like this?
However, Lu Xiaofeng did not give Wu Qu Xingjun time to think, and then said, "Your Majesty, Xiaoxian has something to say!"
The Jade Emperor nodded: "Authentication."
In Wu Qu Xingjun's horror eyes, Lu Xiaofeng said, "Just just now, Wu Qu Xingjun said that it is unreasonable for me to capture the rebel monk with the cultivation of the Golden Immortal, so I obstructed Your Majesty from promulgating the imperial edict. I have two things to say about this.
First, Your Majesty said that anyone who captured a rebel monk had made merits. He did not say that he had to capture a rebel monk himself, nor did he have any requirements for the cultivator's cultivation. In other words, not to mention that the little fairy is an earth immortal, even if the little fairy is a mortal, as long as the little fairy captures the rebel monk and comes to the heavenly court, he is a meritorious person. Therefore, it is reasonable for Your Majesty to reward the little fairy. Wu Qu Xingjun refuted Your Majesty on this ground, which is really a mistake, and there is a suspicion of randomly questioning Your Majesty's decree!"
"Hiss~!"
In the hall, some immortals were gasping for air, looking at Lu Xiaofeng with a little fear.
The immortals from the lower realm have low cultivation, but their mouths are too poisonous.
With his mouth, he can definitely match ten Taiyi Jinxian.
Of course, not all immortal officials are afraid of Lu Xiaofeng. Some immortal officials admire Lu Xiaofeng very much, and even their eyes shine when they look at Lu Xiaofeng.
For example, Nezha, known as the "number one thug in the rebellion heaven", "whoever fights heaven will help", and Nezha is very optimistic about Lu Xiaofeng. Seeing Lu Xiaofeng squabbling Wu Qu Xingjun in front, Nezha almost applauded and wished he could go forward to replace Lu Xiaofeng.
Unfortunately, he is not good at speaking, so he can't say that Wu Qu Xingjun.
As we all know, before meeting Lu Xiaofeng, Wu Qu Xingjun was the number one troll in the Heavenly Court. With the honor and favor of His Majesty, he would criticize anyone who disliked him. At least 30% of the officials in the Heavenly Court had been criticized by him. It can be said that Wu Qu Xingjun was the number one troll under the Jade Emperor.
Even the Jade Emperor has always attracted him as his confidant.
Similarly, Wu Qu Xingjun's staff in the Heavenly Court are not very good. If he just criticizes people and keeps upright in his work, everyone may even look up to him or even admire her.
But why is this guy just a greedy mad dog, biting people for the Jade Emperor in the court, and doing some bad things in private.
There is no doubt that Wu Qu Xingjun is a Goubuli existence in the Heavenly Court.
So today Lu Xiaofeng criticized Wu Qu Xingjun, and all the immortal officials made accusations, and no one stood up to help.
Lu Xiaofeng didn't think so much, he was squirting hard. When he first read Journey to the West, he was very disliked by the black coal balls that dared to cheat me. Now that the black coal balls have offended him again, Lu Xiaofeng would not let him go.
Lu Xiaofeng even had a keyboard warrior in her previous life, and would she be afraid of mere heavenly squirting dogs?
After saying the first line, Lu Xiaofeng took a breath and then said loudly: "Second, Wu Qu Xingjun said that the Earth Immortal cannot capture the Golden Immortal. This is pure nonsense. You must know that everything in this world is possible. The Golden Immortal is also a human being, so it cannot be done if the Golden Immortal gets drunk? Or is poisoned? Or is it diarrhea and runs away? It loses its combat power, and then I get a bargain?
Then do you dare to say that the credit you get from picking up a bargain is not considered credit?”
"puff!"
Nezha couldn't help it, and laughed out loud, then held it back again.
But I really wanted to laugh so much that my face turned red.
God's diarrhea and runs your stomach!
I have never heard of a god who wants to poop, is that still a god?
Not only Nezha, but also other immortals, they want to laugh but dare not.
Even the Jade Emperor, who was originally very angry, was so funny that he couldn't help laughing.
"It's simply... nonsense?"
Wu Qu Xingjun's face turned a little white when he heard it. It can be seen that the changes in emotions help whiten whitening, and the effect is very significant.
"Oh? Then Xingjun is giving advice. I am not talking nonsense? Do you want to say that there is something wrong with the wanted order issued by His Majesty before or is it not a credit to pick up the bargain?"
"I......"
I went to Xingjun and opened his mouth to make a choice, but then he said something to him and forced him to hold it back.
There is no choice at all!
If there is a problem with the wanted order, it is purely a search for death. If he dares to say this, even if the Jade Emperor spoils him, he will have to deal with him today.
It’s not worthy to say picking up bargains? This is even worse. Who dares to say that the civil and military officials in the hall has never claimed to have made merit? Even he has picked up bargains himself, and he is still the king of bargains.
If he dares to refute this, he must be the one who will kill him.
In other words, he cannot refute any one. But not refuting it is equivalent to admitting the crimes imposed on him by Lu Xiaofeng.
This is not a road left.
“I…I….”
"Lu Xiaofeng, you..."
Wu Qu Xingjun's eyes suddenly remained, then he looked stunned, and suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood, and then fainted.
Lu Xiaofeng's expression was instantly dull and the corners of her mouth twitched.
Very unhappy!
Chapter completed!