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Chapter 3 My brother is an automatic red envelope machine(2/2)

It's normal. Haven't you seen "climbing the wall" in army military training? The high school students in the parkour club can show you how to climb the wall in five seconds."

"You mean, there is a small group of parkour enthusiasts trying to get into trouble in our city..."

Yu Lanchuan interrupted him impatiently: "I'll give you an example: Parkour can climb over the wall, but I didn't say that all those who climb over the wall are parkour. Lao Xian, can you still learn how to write the word 'logic' in this life?"

Yu Yan waved his hand good-temperedly: "Hey, you are a person who gets irritable when you meet idiots. Your anger hurts your own liver. Besides, there are so many idiots in the world. You are angry with us single-handedly. You don't feel like you are

Are you alone and weak? Be more like a Buddha, be peaceful, handsome guy, don’t forget that you are a health expert.”

Yu Lanchuan: "..."

It's actually a bit impossible to refute.

Yu Yan: "But your brother said that there is an old lady with white hair in this group. She is about 1.5 meters tall. She is an elderly woman. She can climb a three-meter wall with her bare hands. Isn't this strange? Of course, you are smart.

People also have to say that she might also be wearing makeup..."

Before Officer Yu finished speaking, Yu Lanchuan had already picked up the car keys and went to the door to change his shoes: "Let's go."

Yu Yan: "Ah? Do you really want to come with me? I haven't finished analyzing it yet. If I put on makeup..."

"If I want to make you up like an old lady and not show off in close contact, you have to shrink your bones." Yu Lanchuan remembered the discussion about Buddhism just now and swallowed the word "idiot", "Hurry up, I will do it tonight

I need the trial report."

Half an hour later, they came to the dead end.

"This is it." Yu Yan pointed out to him, "When I came here, the man was standing on the top of the wall, and there was half a footprint. There are three walls in the dead end. If I climb over the inner wall, I

It’s understandable, but he climbed over the wall from the side.”

Yu Yan looked back and saw that between the two walls of the narrow alley, there was enough room for a person to spread his arms: "There is no room for a run-in... Damn it!"

Before he finished speaking, Yu Lanchuan suddenly jumped out from him and reached the opposite wall in two steps. He jumped up and climbed to the top of the wall lightly. His whole body suddenly curled up in mid-air, with his toes on the wall.

A little bit, using the force to throw myself up.

At the same time, Yu Yan heard a "hiss" and something small bounced into his face.

Yu Yan quickly turned on his flashlight and scanned it, only to see Mr. Yu squatting on the wall with a speechless expression, grabbing his shirt - the movement was too big, and his shirt was torn.

A shell button rolled across the ground.

"Sexy," Officer Yu said, covering his face, "Young hero, keep up the show!"
Chapter completed!
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