Chapter 2 Plantago
After hearing this, the man nodded repeatedly, thanked the old Taoist priest for his gratitude and said, "Thank you, old god, why don't this unlucky girl in my family be harmed? You said such a great kindness, how do I have to thank..."
"How else can I thank you? Give the money, the people's coins..." The old Taoist priest rubbed his fingers and then continued, "I don't want this incense money. I want to pay attention to God when I look back. It's not that much to ask for your family. So what - just prepare a hundred thousand for me."
Originally, the man had a smile on his face, but when he heard the old Taoist priest ask for 100,000 incense money, his mouth immediately cracked. Then he squatted on the ground with his shoulders in his arms, and said with a sad face: "Old God, do you think it's worth 100,000 to sell me? Otherwise, you call Huang Xian back and let it get on my body..."
"I've tried to settle the matter for you. Now I'm crying and pretending to be dead. I've seen such things as Dao Master, so I don't have this trick!" The old Taoist priest saw that the man didn't plan to pay for money, and originally planned to have an attack. But when he saw that this family was really not very good, he thought about it in his mind, slowed down and continued, "Then you can give at most?"
The man said frowningly: "There was still some money at home, but I have invited God to treat this prodigal woman these days. The family still has a famine of more than 20,000 yuan. Why don't I ask my relatives to join me and you can get three hundred first?"
"I want 100,000 yuan, you can give 300 yuan? I didn't pay it back like this, and the price is 88,000 yuan..."
"My family is poor, I still have the village minimum living allowance. I can give it up to 350..."
"Don't be shameless, I'll give you a price for the last time, 66,000..."
"I've also sacrificed my life, but it's not! At most three hundred and eight..."
"fifty thousand!"
Three Hundred and Eighty Five..."
After asymmetric bargaining, the man finally raised 500 yuan. The man didn't pay it back much when he borrowed it, and few people lent him money. He only collected this little money for half a day, and he collected a small pocket of 500 yuan. The biggest one was twenty yuan, a lot of 50 cents...
This made the old Taoist priest who thought he could make a fortune very dissatisfied. After counting the money, he cursed and took the child out of the family: "Your family is not good, wait for retribution. This time I was fascinated by Huangxian, next time I am a fox fairy, next time I am a hedgehog. The child born in two years is like a bean pestle..."
Originally, the man was thinking about seeing him off, but he couldn't bear to give him off even if he scolded him badly. He let the master and apprentice push the bicycle out of his door.
The old Taoist snorted and got on the car with his legs, then pulled the child into the car. Just as he was about to ride his bike home, he found a Mercedes-Benz car parked outside the gate. There were no street lights on the rural roads, and it was so dark that it was impossible to see if there were anyone on the car.
Thinking that he only got five hundred yuan with his little apprentice and cheated, and he had to ride a bike home overnight. Why do he sit in a luxury car comfortably and work hard to death... At this moment, the old Taoist priest became more and more angry as he thought about it. He spread the evil fire in his stomach on the Mercedes-Benz, spitting thick phlegm on the headlights, and then cursing at Mercedes-Benz: "God is blind! Any bastard can ride such a good car. You can tell at a glance that this money is not easy to come by. Your wife is relying on people outside, and you can earn turtle money from covering her head..."
The old Taoist priest was dizzy and thought there was no one in the car. After scolding, he just kicked the front of the car. He kicked the front of the car directly. Just as he was about to kick another kick, the headlight suddenly lit up, and then the door opened, and a man more than two meters high walked down from the driver's seat.
The man was wearing a black suit and walked to the front of the car and looked at the phlegm stains on the headlights. After the front of the car was sunken, he grabbed the old Taoist priest who was about to ride a bicycle and said, "I won't bother with you that spit. I have to say this foot just now, right?"
The old Taoist priest didn't expect that there was someone in the car. When he saw the bicycle being caught by a man, he hurriedly turned around and said to the child: "Damn kid! Didn't I let you sit honestly? Extend your legs randomly and see if you kick someone's car. Hurry up and apologize to them..."
After the child was trained, the old Taoist priest changed his smile and said to the tall man: "For my sake, don't be as knowledgeable as a child. This child accidentally encountered it, but it was not deliberately kicked. You are all rich people, and those with great family and great business don't care about this little money."
Seeing that he was scolded by the old Taoist priest for no reason, the child looked angry on his face, staring at the old man and gasping. However, he was raised by the old Taoist priest since childhood, and although he felt aggrieved, he was helpless.
The tall man didn't take the old Taoist priest's trick at all. He pointed to the depression on the front of the car and said, "Don't talk about those useless things. If you don't give the money for repairing the car today, don't even think about going there. I won't cheat you, a thousand..."
"What's the one thousand? Have you bullied me, the old man, never seen the world?" Hearing the man asking him to pay a thousand yuan, the old Taoist priest's face turned red in an instant. Then he took out a handful of hair tickets from his pocket and stuffed them into the man's arms, and continued, "It's just so much..."
Before he could finish his words, the car door behind opened. The middle-aged fat man who had just lying on the window to watch the fun came out of the car. He smiled and said to the tall man: "Pojun, what are you doing? Isn't it just a shabby? Who kicked it? Look at you scared people..."
While talking, the fat man walked to the old Taoist priest. After laughing, he turned his eyes to the child in the back seat of the car. After carefully looking at the little boy sitting behind the car, he took out a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes from his arms, took out one and handed it to the old Taoist priest, and then said again: "I saw it outside the window just now. Master, you are so capable. The disciples taught him drove Huang Xian away in just a few seconds. This is much more powerful than ordinary people who danced gods."
Seeing that this fat man was easy to talk, he seemed to have no intention of letting him lose money. The old Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief. He smiled and took the cigarette and put it on his ear, and then said, "It's all a trick. It's Taoist priest. I have a good life and didn't do it myself. Otherwise, I would invite a piece of talisman paper to come down to Laojun..."
Seeing the old Taoist priest splashing spitting, the fat man interrupted his words with a smile, "That's right, that's right, you can tell that you are not an ordinary person. I don't know what your master and apprentice are called? If I meet a ghost or god in the future, where can I find your master and apprentice to help?"
Hearing that there might be a new deal, the old Taoist priest immediately restrained his smile, squeezed out a bit of fairy-like appearance, and said, "You have such eyesight. Since you can see it, I won't hide it from you. The old Taoist priest, my father, Kong Dalong, was the third prince of the former Emperor Chongzhen of the Ming Dynasty. When he was just born, he caught the thief Li Zicheng attacked Beijing. At that time, my father, Master Chongzhen, cut off my sister's arm with a sword, and wanted to stab me to death and then sacrifice his whole family to the country. Fortunately, my master, Lishan, came to Linfan and used his magical powers to save me. He took him to Zhongnan Mountain to learn art..."
The fat man smiled and thought patiently and listened to the old Taoist priest talking nonsense. Just as he heard the old Taoist priest say that he happened to meet Bai Suzhen in Zhongnan Mountain and came to steal Ganoderma lucidum grass, a phone ringing sounded. The fat man took out his cell phone and listened, and said to the phone: "What did he do in Yunnan? The Dead Pond in Miaojiang... Okay, I'll go there in person..."
After hanging up the phone for a few words, the fat man turned his head and said to the old Taoist priest, "It's really a coincidence that something happened at home. I have to go back quickly... This is my business card. No matter what happens in the future, just call me. By the way, what do you call me, the master?"
The old Taoist priest took the business card and took advantage of the light of the Mercedes-Benz car and saw the name of the director Gao Liang, the director of the Folk Affairs Investigation and Research Bureau. While he was thinking about what unit the Folk Affairs Investigation and Research Bureau was, he responded and said: "My apprentice, Faming Che Qianzi... I can't tell that you are still a director, so what, it's just a little thing. I'm going to reshape the Sanqing Golden Body. Can the boss..."
Before he could finish his words, Gao Fatty had already taken out the check book from his arms. After writing the numbers, he tore off the check and handed it to the old Taoist priest. Then he smiled and said, "Remember, no matter what the matter is, make this call..."
Looking at the Mercedes-Benz that had already left, the old Taoist priest still couldn't believe that everything in front of him was true. Using the taillights of the car, he counted the few zeros behind the check: "One hundred and ten million, one hundred thousand... or one hundred thousand... or marry a wife and return to secular life... the eldest son, remember to go out of the village tomorrow morning to stock up on chickens..."
In the Mercedes-Benz car that had already left the sight of the old Taoist priest, the big man driving looked at the fat man in the rearview mirror and said with a smile: "This old Taoist priest didn't walk, so he named his apprentice Cheqianzi. He didn't know that Cheqianzi was a Chinese medicine name, diuretic..."
Chapter completed!