Chapter 15 Sing well
Lao Huang is a warrior who awakened his soul. He injured his legs when fighting against the giant beast more than ten years ago. After he was cured, his legs were long and short, and his left and right feet were thirty centimeters apart.
In this case, it is naturally not suitable for fighting again, so I retired from the army and returned home.
At this time, the birds flew over. He knocked down two of them without much effort, picked them up and asked, "Fat pear, do you eat birds?"
Fat Li turned over and glanced at him, looking quite like a reed chicken, very fat and round.
"Eat!" Fat pear sat up.
He ran over and took both birds, processed them for a while, and directly made them into beggar chickens... No, they were beggar birds.
Not long after, each person ate and stuffed it up.
Old Uncle Huang said while eating: "Because the bird you made is pretty good, I won't care about the fact that you broke my youngest son's leg a few days ago."
Fat pear (⊙o⊙)…
Fat pear's eyes turned, then bit a bone, and looked at Old Uncle Huang with a silence.
"Look at your bad looks, what do you want to say?" Old Huang had been outside for forty or fifty years, and was injured before going home to get married and have children.
I have been living for a long time, what kind of person has never seen before?
Lao Huang saw through Fat Pear's skills at first glance, thinking Fat Pear was holding it up.
Fat Li's mouth twitched slightly, and she was not angry.
"I think your little cucumber is a bit stupid. I was taken to the river to play in the water before, but later I dared to say anything when I met a stranger, and the loudest scream was him. To be honest, you might be unhappy. If I hadn't happened to meet him and wanted to go down the river that day, and when I met those strangers, I would relieve him, what do you think he would be?" Fat Li said seriously.
Old Huang sneered: "Are you sure that those people are not here to look for you?"
Fat Li gave him a blank look: "Do you think it's possible? I haven't been out for a day since I called this village. Although I was quite fat before, I was slim when I first came, so naturally I couldn't have known me before."
Lao Huang always thinks something is wrong, but he has to say that Fat Li makes sense.
"And I tell you, that day I fell into the river and saw the monster in the river with my own eyes. It was a giant water beast with a head that looked like a dragon, a sharp fang, a blue-white body like a snake, a fin on its back, a very strong limb, and a thicker body than my previous waist."
Fat Li said this seriously. She suspected that there were such a water beast in Lianghe, so it would be better if she could not go down the river.
"Evil Dragon?" Old Huang frowned.
Fat Li shook her head: "I don't know it, I feel it's fierce, I almost let it swallow it alive. You really have to tell your little cucumber, don't go to that river again. Yesterday, I heard him secretly discuss with a group of boys in the village and insist on going down the river to play with water once, otherwise you will look very shameless."
When Lao Huang heard this, his face was not good.
He didn't even dare to go down that river, and these naughty children were going to commit suicide.
Still fighting too little.
After Fat Li complained, she saw that Lao Huang looked ugly, so she went back and continued to lie down.
She didn't say anything nonsense. The group of naughty kids were discussing yesterday that they would go down the river to play in the water, otherwise they would be beaten in vain.
But later, it was not approved unanimously because she was caught by her and was afraid that she would be beaten again after complaining.
But this does not prevent Fat Li from complaining again.
The main reason is that these naughty kids are too upset and discussing to deal with her.
Li Yan and Xiao Huangcucumber and the others didn't know that although Pang Li didn't go to the village chief's house to complain, he told Lao Huang.
Fortunately, they were ambushing halfway and ready to deal with her at any time.
For this reason, some people have heatstroke.
Jian Li lay down and had nothing to do, but began to move again, trying to do something to the flowing energy in her body.
Unexpectedly, after only half a week of circulation, the meridians were frozen, and then the whole person was frozen, and a layer of ice formed outside the body.
God, it's really deadly.
A gust of wind blew, bringing coolness to Lao Huang, which surprised him.
Shouldn't the wind blowing on this day be too hot?
Lao Huang looked aside inadvertently, and saw Pang Li lying motionlessly, he shouted casually: "Pang Li, turn over, otherwise the eggs will be burnt."
Lao Huang was holding a fan in his hand, and he looked joking. He could sleep even in hot weather, and he was worthy of being a person with cold symptoms.
Under the sunlight, Fat Pear finally melted and twisted his hard neck and looked at him with a squint eyes.
"It doesn't matter if I'm burning or not, but I think you may have eaten too much salt, and the old cucumbers are so weak."
Old cucumber:...
Isn’t it so weak that I’ve been in the middle of a day and no one has come to deliver water.
"Fat pear, why don't you watch me? I'm about to die of thirst, go back and decorate the water." Old Huang wiped his sweat, "I'm going to bring you big pears to eat later."
Fat Li said lazily: "I will count on my fingers and there will be a moment when the birds are coming. Are you sure you will go back and fill in water now?"
After pinching her butt finger, she looked nice and found that the group of birds had been staring at this side for a long time.
Old Huang hesitated for a moment and decided to wait first. The bird hadn't come for a long time. He might have just left and his feet were really coming.
"Then I'll go back later." Anyway, I'll be thirsty for a while.
The little brat doesn't know what he is doing at home. He still doesn't send him water, and he wants to die of thirst.
Sure enough, not too long, a group of birds flew over.
The two of them rushed to the scene, but they drove them away without much time, and they even beat several.
"Pang Li, you have a good look. Let me show you my uncle. Will there be chickens or birds coming later?" Lao Huang asked, licking his chapped lips.
"I don't know." Fat Li replied casually.
Lao Huang looked at the fat pear that had been squinting back to the stone and continued to fry eggs. He squinted his eyes and thought about it, held the rod to the ground, pulled his legs and ran home.
Fat Li tilted her head and looked at it, not caring.
A group of birds flew far away and probably wouldn't come for a while.
She half-squinted her eyes and was continuing to study her dantian when the sound of a group of naughty children came from the front.
Fat Li raised her head and looked at the path on the ground, and her face suddenly turned dark.
I saw a group of children holding their backs and twisting their butts and singing loudly at her:
"Big fat pears, I love to eat pears. I paired them with a thin forest in spring, and fell a big piece of shit in autumn."
"Big fat pear, picking up pineapple, I was so angry when I saw the leech. My lifelong affairs were yellow and yellow."
"Big fat pear, ice pear..."
Hey, it sang quite rhymely!
The fat pear was angry, his eyebrows stood up, and he jumped off the stone, and then rushed: "The naughty children sang well, I won't appreciate you a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots."
"No, Fat Pear is here, run away!"
The naughty children scattered like birds and beasts, screaming, and ran very fast one by one.
Chapter completed!