Chapter 5 When the paralysis is in progress
Lulu was very irritable.
There was a light sound like a feather flying, which was lingering in her ears, unable to hear clearly, and it was probably repeating continuously: "Beebeebee--"
Are you sick!
Lulu wanted to open her mouth to curse, but she realized that she should still be struggling in her dreams, so she tried to wake herself up. After a while, she finally heard the voice that was neither male nor female shouting: "Your Majesty Your Majesty--" Every time she shouted three times, pausing a little, repeating three times, "Your Majesty Your Majesty--"
Lulu thought very rationally. If she hadn't suddenly been crushed from Kunlun Mountain and hit a costume drama team, then maybe, maybe she had "traveled through time" in a cliché.
There is nothing impossible. She has been a dog for four hundred years and nothing can be accepted.
She opened her eyes resolutely, and then looked at the eunuch with red eyes in front of her for three seconds.
The eunuch jumped up with a "wail" and shot out of the palace like a marble: "Your Majesty wakes up, wakes up!" After pausing for a while, he shouted again, "Your Majesty wakes up, wakes up!"
This eunuch knows the philosophy of life that "say important things three times".
Lulu was thinking randomly, rubbed her head and sat up, thinking that she had indeed "traveled through time".
The surroundings are magnificent, and she thought, "Good luck, it seems that she has traveled through time to become the empress in the harem! I don't know if it's the queen or the concubine... Wait, what did the eunuch just call her?"
His Majesty?
Before she could put down her hand, a pile of "jewels" rushed in from the door with a scream. The delicate voice of "Your Majesty" mixed with the sound of gold clashing, and there was a wonderful sense of disharmony. Lulu looked at the "jewels" with tears and kneeling down as if they had just died. The leading lady with at least three kilograms of gold hairpins on her head staggered, but she still maintained a very perfect posture and threw herself on the head of her bed. When she held her hand, the tears immediately fell down: "Your Majesty, you have slept for so long and have lost a lot. I am so heartbroken!"
Lulu politely thrust her hands: "I'm sorry, please let me go first."
Concubine Xi was stunned for a moment, and Lulu took the opportunity to free her hands.
In full view of everyone, everyone saw His Majesty with a look of looking home, lifting the quilt with one hand and accurately... into the crotch with the other...
The concubines were stunned.
Concubine Xi looked at Lulu's expression as if it was thundering, and she was a little panicked and said hurriedly: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty has been lying for so long and has not relieved it, so it is normal that it is a bit unbearable, but Your Majesty's health is not recovered now. This... this matter..." She rolled up her sleeves, "I can do it for you."
Lulu was speechless and choked, with two villains roaring in her heart.
One said, what, this is impossible, I have become a man again! I am still a stallion! Look at so many concubines! But I am not interested in women! What should I do? Will I announce my sleeves break? But will this body be unaccustomed to it if I really use it?
Another said, what are you not used to? You didn’t play with Lian Shou’s body before...
etc!
She clearly remembered that she was with Lian Shou before "Time Travel", and Lian Shou was holding her shoulders at that time. So it is very likely that Lian Shou would travel to the same place with her... Where are Lian Shou people now?
Lulu's eyes glanced around the woman below. She didn't know the other concubines, but it was obvious that there was no phoenix robe here...
"Where is your queen?"
A trace of loss and jealousy flashed clearly on Concubine Xi's face. She lowered her head and said, "Your Majesty, have you forgotten? The Empress... she bleeded heavily when she gave birth to Long Zi and fell into a coma for a while. Your Majesty, you... are too worried, so she fainted."
"Oh?" Lulu felt a strange premonition in her heart, "In other words, she and I almost lost consciousness together... I mean, they fainted together?"
Concubine Xi bit her lip and said, "Yes."
Lulu suddenly realized, "Oh-I know."
She dragged her voice and suddenly had a bold guess. If Lian Shou became the queen... Lulu showed a gloating smile without knowingly.
"I wonder if the queen is good now?" She made an excuse casually, "Come on, let's go to the queen's bedroom."
The emperor's bedroom is not far from the queen's bedroom, but in this era there is not even a bicycle. The sedan chair carried His Majesty's precious dragon body and slowly swayed over. Lulu only felt that the time on the road was particularly long.
She was looking forward to Lian Shou getting into the queen's shell, but she was afraid that she might just think too much. If the queen is still a queen, what should she do? The freshness of the newcomer gradually faded away, and replaced by the unfamiliar nervousness of life.
What if... she is the only one and Lian Shou is gone?
When she thought of this possibility, Lulu seemed to have lost her backbone. She still couldn't see her mentality clearly at this moment. In just a few days of getting along with Lian Shou, she seemed to have been used to relying on the other party for many years, and she naturally felt relieved and boldly let him lead her.
If God suddenly knocks her back to her true form and keeps her alone...
It’s better not to let Lian Shou fall from the sky and appear in front of her from the beginning.
After some random thoughts, when Lulu arrived at the queen's bedroom, she heard that the queen had woken up, and her steps became more anxious.
The Lord of the Six Palaces, the Empress, is now in the confinement period.
As soon as Lulu entered the house, she saw the queen sitting on the bed, with a white turban on her head, holding a bowl of brown sugar, red dates, longan soup in her hand, and a cradle was placed beside her. A white and fat doll was wrapped in the cradle. It was said that she was a prince. The palace was very happy, and everyone had a smile on her face, but Lulu saw the queen with a penis at first sight, and looked at the fat doll with disgust.
How can my mother show such an expression?
Unless it is... "Xi-dang-mom".
It was guessed that it was almost impossible to separate. Lulu's heart fell back with a bang.
In addition, although the queen is in poor health, she sits straight and straight, as if she is meditating. Lian Shou has one of the best temperaments. Now, even if she changes her shell, if she doesn't look at her face, it will be easy for those who are familiar with him to tell his demeanor.
Lulu was relieved and immediately found herself.
At this moment, God gave you a good opportunity! I'm sorry if I don't tease him!
"The queen is weak, why don't I use Bu Tang for a long time? Be careful of it getting cold."
As she spoke, she walked over with great strides. The queen seemed to have reacted and raised her head, her eyes suddenly stiffened when she touched the emperor's bright yellow clothes.
When familiar people come, they are most afraid of being discovered. Lulu understands Lian Shou’s thoughts under the queen’s shell at this moment, so she simply adds fuel to the fire.
She wondered: "Queen, after you gave birth, it seems that you have changed a lot. This soup was originally your favorite drink."
The queen was stunned again, and quickly picked up a spoon and scooped it into her mouth.
Lulu snickered in her heart and quickly added: "Queen, you used to hold a spoon and you had to hold your little finger up. The concubines in the palace also learned your gestures, saying it was both delicate and elegant."
When she said this, her eyes were staring at the queen's reaction, and she saw the queen's beautiful face twisted in disbelief.
"Hahahahaha!" Lulu laughed in her heart, and she almost vomited with a smile on her face. She tightly kept silent and pointed at her: "Also, I love your tenderness the most. You don't usually call yourself a 'concubine' like them, but call yourself a 'other'. Why did you change after waking up?"
The queen looked at her stiffly.
The eunuchs were puzzled: Did the Empress do this before? Was it the Emperor crazy or am I crazy?
Strike while the iron is hot, and the last blow is sure to kill! Lulu's face deliberately showed a little doubt, a little sad, and a little thought: "In the past, you were the one who was the most obsessed with me and listened to me the most, but now... it seems like a different person."
As soon as she finished speaking, she saw the expression on the queen's face change rapidly.
Lu Lu looked forward confidently.
After a long time, Lian Shou put down the soup spoon, raised his fingers and plucked his forehead and his hair stiffly, and said dryly: "Hahaha, people... they are just... they are not physically...."
Lulu stood up suddenly and walked out quickly, knocking down the teacup without helping her: "I'll go out."
Lulu found a place where no one was laughing wildly until tears flowed. It took her unknown how long it took to calm down and rub her stomach and walk back.
Lian Shou is not that easy to fool, so you have to cherish every minute and every second he has not reacted to.
Lian Shou, who was sitting in confinement for a while, seemed to be weak but his brain was about to burn, had no time to think about this slightly strange emperor.
The emperor actually forced him to lift his orchid finger! He will avenge such a bloody hatred again tomorrow!
Lian Shou was well-read in poetry and books, so he naturally knew that after falling into the illusion, the situations around him might change completely differently. He was prepared for it, and what he was concerned about was not the illusory things in front of him, but the fact that caused such a situation.
Lan Su? What's going on?
Lian Shou sat cross-legged on the bed, concentrating on calculations.
Before entering the illusion, Lan Su's inexplicable words aroused his little vigilance. For example, when their five-star constellation, such as fortune, wealth, longevity, happiness and wealth, was born, the ancient times had already ended, and the ferocious beasts were destroyed. Not to mention Lulu, it only lived for more than four hundred years, which was like a flash of fingers.
But Lan Su's tone seemed to say that there was any conflict between him and Lulu and Baiwu.
What kind of conflict can they have?
And in the end, he clearly heard Lan Su shouting about Lulu... called "Shuanglu".
Lulu has not always been called Lulu.
He read eight or nine books of the world. Among the magic, he won the first place in the "Dead House" magic, which is the most popular magic among the gods and immortals. He can get high scores by sitting with his eyes closed. It is also Lian Shou's best at studying. After a moment, he saw through the coming and going Shiguo of the illusion.
Lan Su didn't lie, and this illusion was really the one from the sage.
According to historical records, in ancient times, the ancestors of the gods, Taotie, Hun Dun, and Qiongqi did evil in the world, and were so bad that they were natural; there were bad ones, and at that time, they were good. At that time, those who fought against the four ferocious beasts and maintained justice in the six realms were the ancestors of all gods, and the group of elders among the gods were called ancestor gods.
The ferocious beasts and the ancestor gods have always disliked each other, and the first and last formal showdown was 130,000 years ago, and the history books called the "Bao Zhou Battle". In this war, the only creatures in the world fought for 6,800 years, and almost the world returned to silence. All four ferocious beasts died, and ten people in the ancestor god lineage were killed, eight dead and two seriously injured. The two seriously injured realized after seeing such a tragic situation. From then on, they lived in seclusion to a place where no one could find, stayed away from right and wrong, and never came out again.
And these are all later stories. Back to the Battle of Buzhou, when the ferocious beast Shin-chan was killed, I felt extremely unwilling.
Her consciousness stayed in the world with her remaining soul, forming a world that was parasitized in its original world, but was independent of it. It gradually developed and matured over tens of thousands of years, becoming an illusory small world in the world. This is an illusion.
Lian Shou suddenly realized. This made sense, because he had seen Lan Su with the shadow of Elder Baiyun of Wanshou Mountain, and the legendary Wanshou Mountain was the hometown of Yeshou.
Thinking of this, Lian Shou looked at it carefully. The past, future and various causes and effects in the illusion of Jue Shi were all revealed before him. However, what Lian Shou was most concerned about was how to take off the shell of this confinement woman and hurry home, and only raised the conditions for leaving.
I don’t know if I don’t look at it, I’m shocked when I see it.
If the illusion is compared to an umbrella, the mind of the umbrella is to create the world and isolate the umbrella cover of the outside world. This world is filled with her thoughts, her creation and her three views, while the umbrella handle that supports the umbrella is the soul left by the umbrella. More than 100,000 years have passed, and many things without wisdom have become spirits, not to mention that the soul of this ancient ferocious beast is now condensed into a human form, hiding among the millions of people in the illusion.
Lian Shou wanted to leave, it was very simple - find this soul out of the sea of people and kill it. Once the pillar of the illusion collapsed, the illusion disappeared.
Lian Shou was speechless and choked.
There are not even millions of people in this illusion. How can I find someone I have never seen before? It is even more annoying than drinking soup with a finger of the orchid!
Lian Shou was so angry that he threw two bowls and a bottle. The palace maids were frightened by the sudden anger of the Queen. Just when they didn't know what to do, they saw that the Queen's face suddenly calmed down, and they muttered with their legs crossed and their eyes closed.
People say that they have gone through the gates of hell, and their personality changes are not surprising, but the Queen... isn't she crazy?
Lian Shouqiang suppressed his annoyance and calculated the possible direction of that soul again and again, but he did not calculate anything.
So he became even more irritable.
A day passed quietly, and when night fell, Lian Shou was still immersed in his world without knowing it. Until an ungrateful voice chatted in his ears, his anger seemed to have finally had a breakthrough. As soon as he opened his eyes, a sharp light burst out from his eyes, scaring the palace maid in front of him so much that he instantly knelt on the ground.
Lian Shou said impatiently: "What are you doing?"
The palace maid trembled and said, "Empress...Emperor...Emperor...He...Tonight...Stay staying in Fengchai Palace."
Fengchao Palace is here - the land sitting under Lian Shou's butt, the queen's bedroom.
Lian Shou felt a dark look in front of him.
Chapter completed!