Chapter 652: The demons take turns to announce the names of the dishes, and Tao Qian performs magic tricks to play with the three gods

Author: Really Foolish Old Man

Chapter 652: The demons take turns to announce the names of the dishes, and Tao Qian performs magic tricks to play with the three gods

Tao Qian originally thought that it was just a matter of "crossing the mountains and crossing the border", and he should do it one by one.

But I didn't expect that all the demons were busy people who couldn't stand loneliness, so they just rushed up the mountain.

This was not enough, there were some weird wild god obscene priests, they seemed to be afraid of the descendants of the gods and demons guarding the checkpoints. The family members did not know the name of the blood food at the entrance, so they started to announce their family status halfway, some of them were even considerate.

Tao Qian was a little bit dumbfounded when he revealed all his feelings.

"Three gods and demons, the little god [Crazy Wolf Lord] has come. I was originally a wild wolf in the mountains. I was lucky enough to become enlightened. I have been practicing for more than five hundred years. Before the change of heaven, there were dozens of temples in the God Realm.

, Those who worship this god will definitely achieve their goals and will definitely be rampant. I have come here today to worship Grandpa Huangpao, please take him in."

"The name of this god is [Donkey Dragon Immortal]. He is a domestic donkey. He occasionally eats dragon blood to gain wisdom. He also obtained a volume of "Hua Long Sutra" and became enlightened. The fragrance of flesh and blood fills the sky. Don't you smell the dragon meat in the sky?

, there is donkey meat on the ground. People who are good at food in this world have built hundreds of temples, but now they have been destroyed. I have come here to pay a visit to Immortal Lord Nian Yue. I am willing to donate my flesh and blood and ask for the Immortal Book."

"The name of the little god is [Splendid Carp God], and his true form is a koi carp, which is born with the power of fortune. Before the disaster, there were hundreds of temples in the world, and millions of people worshiped me. Although most of them were not sincere in their beliefs, they still had

To help me become a god and demon, I have come to pay a visit to Immortal Lord Nian Yue and ask for a volume of the Taiyin Sutra. From now on, I will only follow Immortal Lord Immortal’s lead.”

"I am the [Toilet God]. I heard that the three gods gathered together and all the gods followed, so there must be all kinds of filth that cannot be dealt with. Why don't you leave it all to the little gods and keep it to everyone's satisfaction."

…

In Tao Qian's eyes, this god and demon, who had an unusually weak Taoist magic power but a very strange temperament, was equated with cannon fodder.

Especially among them are the "Donkey Dragon Immortal" and "Splendid Carp".

No matter how they announce their family status, it sounds like they are announcing the names of their vegetables.

Of course, there are also serious gods and demons, such as the following:

"Three gods are on top. This junior's name is [Yun Zhong Jiao God]. His true form is a different kind of cloud dragon, which is good at turning over clouds and rain. There are many shrines and temples in the world, and they often eat boys, girls and other sacrifices.

Unexpectedly, I have been chased by a Buddhist disciple recently. I have no way out, so I came here to go to the banquet and seek a way out."

"Three seniors, look at me. The name of the little god is [Xingchi Turtle Lord]. He was originally a creature in the Origin Sea. He accidentally wandered into the God Realm. He also protected the people of this place and eliminated disasters and extended their lives. However, he was inexplicably killed by a Buddha.

He took a fancy to it and insisted on fishing me to Lingshan Mountain. I have come here to seek refuge, and I am willing to join the command of the Hundred-Eyed God Lord and seek protection."

…

There were so many gods and demons of all kinds invited by the God Gathering Post, half of them reported their own family status, while the rest looked smarter and just got through without saying a word.

However, the former are not necessarily unintelligent, most of them are stupid, but a few have high moral standards and powerful divinity. As soon as they open their mouths, they directly fall into the eyes of the three gods and demons. As soon as the level is passed, they can obtain it directly.

Some errand benefits.

Of course, it doesn’t matter if you report it or not.

The basic origins of all the gods and demons here were revealed by Tao Damozi, who was mixed in the back of the team.

"In general, most of them are chickens and dogs, and wild gods eat blood."

"If I'm not mistaken, it's time to have a banquet."

Tao Qian's words seem to be a prophecy.

Almost as soon as he finished speaking, a jaw-dropping and heart-breaking eating scene took place on the Ten Thousand Gods Mountain.

The descendants and dependents of the three gods and demons, who had previously warmly welcomed the gods and demons, showed their true colors at this moment:

I saw first that a large group of Kuixing wolf demons who were obviously under the command of [Yellow-robed Yuanjun], all holding dipped steel knives, smiled and greeted the gods and demons who came to worship the mountain, shouting:

"It's easy to talk about. Come and worship my star master. As long as you pass our level, you can read the Kuixing Heavenly Book and use the Kuixing Divine Qi at will."

"It doesn't matter if you have to or not, you just need to sit in my belly and sit on it."

When he finished speaking, the sword light containing the terrifying Kuixing Yuanqi was blowing like a heavy rain.

In an instant, there was a bloody storm, and the flesh and blood of the gods and demons with slightly worse morals were cut directly into tender meat slices. They were cooked by Yuanqi while they were still in the air. The wolves greedily devoured them and ate them all.

And this is just the beginning.

Looking further up, I saw a large group of furry "rabbit monsters" jumping up with a chirping smile. They were all obscene and ugly. They were holding medicine pestles, cinnamon-cutting axes and other magic weapons in their hands. They also said some things in their mouths.

His words are high-sounding, but his subordinates are extremely ruthless.

Along with the chaos and hacking, blood and flesh were flying everywhere on the mountain.

These rabbits are obviously more ferocious than the wolf monsters. They have to use their mouths if they have utensils.

Whenever any of the gods and demons failed to hold on and showed signs of collapse, they would immediately jump over and gnaw at the flesh with their sharp rabbit teeth like double door panels.

Of course, compared with the [Egg People] under the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, whether they are wolves or rabbits is considered acceptable.

What are baby eggs?

At this time, Tao Qian saw it.

All I could see were giant fleshy eggs everywhere in the towering Wanshen Mountain.

Their bodies are pink and white, swollen, and have hundreds of evil eyes, which can release divine light that immobilizes human flesh, body, and soul.

No matter whether you claim to be an "immortal" or a "god", when you are illuminated by that [determining divine light], you will immediately freeze in place.

Then you watch helplessly as those fleshy eggs, supported by a large number of dry hands and feet underneath you, crawl over, and then bit by bit, forcefully squeeze in from the slightly larger orifice on your body, such as the mouth orifice,

Nasal orifice, or posterior orifice.

After being parasitized by them, everything in the body will be turned into nutrients and devoured in the blink of an eye, leaving only a layer of skin for them to take away, which also means that the egg residents have officially reached adulthood.

…

"I bet this is still the coming-of-age ceremony for the [Egg People]?"

"He has a ferocious temperament and a horrifying supernatural power. It seems to be even more ferocious than the [Destiny Divine Light] that the Buddhists are good at and the [Ling-Singing True Light] that the Taoist school is good at."

"The Supreme Demon Sect is also stupid. Since there are still such terrible ancestors in the sect, why don't you know how to invite them out early? If you can really get the support of the 'Yuan Yang Demon God', even if you can't restore the ancient glory, you won't be evil.

Sect, Demon Buddha Temple and Secret Demon Sect took turns ravaging it."

Tao Qian deliberately paddled the water and hung behind the team.

He watched with great interest the lively scene of demons dancing on the gods, a scene that could scare ordinary monks to death, but in his opinion, it was nothing.

This is normal, don’t forget that these gamers claim to be gods and demons, but in fact they are a special environment in the God Realm.

If they were in the immortal world, these would only be called demons.

Tao Qian watched for a long time and saw that all the damn gods and demons had been turned into dishes. All the gods and demons that were supposed to go up had successfully passed through the barrier. The descendants of the three gods and demons also started paddling. He immediately knew that it was his turn, Tao Dawen God, to appear.

Choosing to dress up as the God of Plague to attend the Banquet of the Ten Thousand Gods, in addition to finding it fun, there is another consideration. The three demons are thinking about cannon fodder. If they are too strong, they will be assassinated, and if they are too weak, they will not be able to get there.

feast.

Gods and demons such as [God of Plague] who are not very good at morals but are good at attacking in groups are just right and will most likely be reused.

Of course, the prerequisite is that he operates well. At least he must first show himself to a group of people and show his worth by stepping on other wild gods and worthless heresy.

So this guy didn't hesitate anymore and shouted with a loud smile:

"The three gods are above, and the little gods are coming."

"You can call me [God of Plague]. The human race has attained enlightenment. However, the flesh and blood all over my body is really sour and smelly, and I can't eat it. Don't bite your tongue."

"Of course, when we meet for the first time, the little god should give you some meeting gifts to express your feelings."

Tao Qian's timing was right. It was the moment when the excitement was about to subside. His shout immediately attracted the attention of the gods.

In particular, the descendants and dependents who were guarding the gate were all agitated. Then they all saw a human race wild god with an unlucky look on his face and exuding plague all the time. He turned into a stream of light and started to rush up from the foot of the mountain.

The first few checkpoints allowed him to pass without any hindrance. The wolf monsters and rabbit fairies who were guarding the checkpoints were subconsciously reluctant to kill him. They neither wanted to eat sour flesh nor dirty their own treasures.

It's a pity that they don't want to embarrass Tao Qian.

This plague god is unwilling to let them go.

As soon as he uttered the words "meeting gift", the man suddenly began to rub all over his body randomly. After a while, a black elixir as big as a calf suddenly appeared, with plague and mold surging on it.

Thinking of the names of gods and demons shouted by this guy, in addition to the egg people who had no taboos, the two major families, Kuixing Sirius and Nyueyue Rabbit Immortal, all had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, the next moment this guy shouted again:

"The little god has a [Heavenly Plague Rejuvenation Pill], which can help you to take further steps in your path."

"It's just a bit fishy, ​​fellow Taoists, please bear with it."

After saying this, the pills held by Tao Qian's hands exploded immediately.

Then a strong wind blew up, covering the sky with red dust and blowing it towards the top of the Ten Thousand Gods Mountain.

Wherever it passed, whether it was the Wild God You Shen who was still struggling to break through, the Kuixing Sirius, the Black Moon Rabbit Immortal, and even the Yuanyang Egg People, the three major gods and demons, all were struck by the attack.

Everyone seemed to be drunk, covered in red, staggering around, and then... began to break through.

That’s right!

An unusual and incredible sight is born.
To be continued...