Chapter fifty-seven Lao Tzu went to Fandu to confess.(1/2)
Xie Gu was a little stunned. He walked forward and stumbled, "Are you... wearing a white shirt?"
Fandu looked him up and down, "What, your white shirt is patented?"
"No..." Xie Gu blushed, "We both have white shirts... will we be mistaken for couples..."
Fandu looked at him very calmly, "Are you insulting my IQ? Do I seem to be someone who looks for a fool as a boyfriend?"
Thank you for being beaten to the point of being speechless, "..."
"Fuck..." Xie Gu became irritable, "Today, Huangli said that it is not suitable for beating a child. If you are lucky, you will escape!"
Fandu snorted and laughed, "You look like the American economy in the 1970s now."
Xie Gu, who has no culture and can't understand anything, "???"
"What does it mean?" Xie Gu was confused, "Are you scolding me or praising me?"
Fandu laughed at him, "Is the meaning of your life to expose your increasingly watery brain?"
"Fuck..." Xie Gu went online on Baidu by himself. What happened to the US economy in the 1970s? He ended up seeing stagflation (mentally retarded).
"Damn it!" Xie Gu gritted his teeth and rushed forward, "Dog Thief Fandu!"
Fandu pressed one hand on his forehead to stop Xie Gu from approaching him, "Where is your boyfriend? Why haven't you come yet?"
"Let me see." Xie Gu was distracted, looked at his phone, and ordered Fan Du, "You should also urge your boyfriend."
u235: "Boyfriend, have you arrived?"
u238: "I'm here."
u235: "I didn't see you?"
u238: "The white shirt, jeans, the handsome one who breaks the sky."
Xie Gu looked up and saw no one wearing a white shirt and jeans, and he was so handsome that he was so handsome about the sky.
Fandu is a stupid man who has white shirt and jeans, but unfortunately he is not handsome at all, but he is very doggy.
u238: "Where are you? I didn't see you either."
u235: "I have a white shirt, and I have a couple shirt with you. I won't say that I'm handsome and can be found in the crowd at least at a glance."
Fandu looked around with his cell phone, but he couldn't find u235. He looked at Xie Gu. Although he was wearing a white shirt, he was not as good as he could find it in the crowd at first sight.
u235&u238 roared at the same time: "Where are you!!!"
Fandu and Xie Gu stood face to face. After waiting for twenty minutes, the train was about to drive, but they had not seen their "boyfriend".
It happened to be an ancient poem that follows the scene, "I don't know where the human face is, but the peach blossoms still smile in the spring breeze."
"He may not come." Xie Gu gave up something, "Forget it."
Fandu also put away his phone, "My boyfriend may not come either."
They looked at each other and looked at each other.
This means...the entire National Day holiday...
The only two of them are left!!!
"Ticket check." Xie Gu heard the ticket checking broadcast and turned around and pulled him forward. In fact, Fandu's boyfriend let him go pigeon, and he was a little nervous, "Let's go."
Calculate the account with u238 afterwards.
It is more important to have a vacation with Fandu first.
He also educated himself for a very good reason, and as a lady, he should know how to enjoy it.
The entire Haicheng is a peninsula. They have to take the train out of the city and go to the pinjian of the peninsula, where there is the most beautiful port in the country.
The train is a special train around the island, the slowest green train, which is very romantic. When you see it from the window anytime and anywhere, you can see the endless sea, shining brightly in the sun.
Xie Gu and Fandu sat face to face. The four-person booth I had bought was now the only two of them left.
They held their cell phones with a deep face and condemned their boyfriends in unison.
u238: "What's wrong with you? Let me go!"
u235: "You are! Let me go!"
u238: "I'm going! I'm at the train station! Where are you!"
u235: "I have arrived a long time ago! I have been waiting for you for twenty minutes!"
u238: "I don't want to come and say it earlier!"
u235: "It's obvious that you don't want to come!"
u238: "Scammer!"
u235: "Scammer!"
Xie Gu and Fandu threw their phone together and sighed, "Ah——!"
Then they looked at each other, and an incredible thought arose in their minds, "..."
Xie Gu: "Fuck, if Fandu is u238, I will go eat shit!"
Fandu: "Fuck, thank you, if it's u235, I'll jump off the building!"
The green train was slamming, and the boy's worries were flying with the breeze, and the sun shone on each other, bringing a bright light.
"Hey..." Xie Gu touched Fandu's arm and thought of another possibility, "Do you don't have a boyfriend? You made up one to lie to me?"
Fandu had to emphasize, "I really have it."
He paused and said, "He was a little shy. Maybe he wasn't ready to see you."
"Fuck..." Xie Gu lay on the table, "I don't eat people."
Fandu took out a bento from his backpack and handed it to him, "Hey, eat it, it's a bargain."
Xie Gu looked at the bento, and the cherry tomatoes were arranged in the shape of small loves. The green lettuce set off the plump and tender black pepper beef scent, as well as salmon and cheese sandwiches, and even the small forks were little angels. It goes without saying who this bento is for.
"Fuck..." Xie Gu was stunned. While exploring the bubble of happiness, he thought to himself, "Fan Du really likes me. He has made it for me/love bento!"
Black pepper beef stuffing and salmon and cheese sandwiches are all favorites for cats!
Xie Gu suppressed the excitement in his heart and opened the bento box in disgust, "Oh, do you treat me as a trash can?"
"Yes." Fandu thought to himself that it was just a trash can. My boyfriend is not here, so why don't he throw it to you?
Xie Gu looked at him with a angrily voice, "I'm pretending to me."
Fandu wondered, "What am I pretending?"
"Fuck..." Xie Gu inserted a piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth, "I won't expose you anymore, so that you won't lose face."
"Oh." Fandu was already numb, "I have to thank you."
Xie Gu swept the entire bento, and his belly was stretched out. He leaned against the car window and burped, "Is it a bit bad for us to do this?"
When they have boyfriends, they still like each other.
A scumbag with a scumbag.
Oh my God... It's a perfect match!
Fandu couldn't understand it any longer. Xie Gu was brewing something about monsters and monsters, "Why isn't it good?"
"Just..." Xie Gu's voice was very small and he muttered, "It's not very moral."
"Oh." Fan Duxin said that it would be immoral for two people to travel together, "Who is looking for you if you are moral?"
Xie Gu's face suddenly turned red by him, "...so."
It turns out that Fandu likes excitement so much.
Sure enough, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as a steal.
The ancients did not deceive me.
Fandu looked at Xie Gu for some reason, for some reason he looked particularly silly today, always grinning and smirking, and didn’t know who he was fantasizing about.
"Oh." Fandu reached out and knocked on the table, "What earrings are you wearing on your ears?"
"Ah?" Xie Gu touched the little bell on his ear and blinked at Fandu in a delicate and artificial manner, "Isn't it good?"
Fandu was almost disgusted by him, "It looks more like a mentally retarded."
"Fuck..." Xie Gu's face suddenly became cold, "Dog things are dog things, and you can't change your shit in your life!"
He reached out to take off his little bell, but was stopped by Fan Du, "Forget it, take it with you."
"What's wrong?" Xie Gu raised his chin proudly, "I'm finally willing to admit that it looks good?"
"No." Fandu supported his cheeks with his hands, and looked at him with a smile on his eyes, "If you are lost, you will find you."
"Fuck..." Xie Gu cursed, "How could I get lost!"
"Who knows?" Fandu smiled faintly, "Who knows what new tricks can you come up with?"
Xie Gu, who was killed, "..."
To be continued...