Chapter 68 I like cats the most.(1/2)
Because of each other's composition, Fandu and Xie started a unique cold war.
No one cares about anyone.
Fandu held a pen in his hand, listened carefully to the teacher's lecture on the subject, and Xie Gu also held a pen in his hand, lying on the table and sleeping seriously.
Lao Tu shouted passionately on the podium, "I'll ask where the restaurant is. The next sentence is not 3.14159! You little bastards are so angry..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw the chandelier above his head shaking violently, and even the dust on the ceiling fell off, "..."
The students were also stunned, "Earthquake..."
"Don't panic." Lao Tu was very calm, "The big earthquake can't run away, so the little earthquake doesn't run away. Come on, let's look at the next question."
Fandu smiled wickedly and looked at Xie Gu who was sleeping, leaned close to his ear and shouted, "The earthquake is coming!!!!"
"Damn it!!!" Xie Gu woke up suddenly.
Under the gaze of the whole class... he jumped through the window.
Unexpectedly, "..."
"We're..." Old bald, who witnessed all this, was reluctant to speak, "...Let's go on the second floor."
Fandu sighed helplessly and stood up.
The old bald stared at him in a daze, "What are you doing?"
Fandu replied two words, "Collection of the Body."
The ambulance drove into the campus, and the reporter faced the camera and introduced to the audience, "At 10:50 this morning, a magnitude 3.5 earthquake occurred in the city. Behind me is the only victim of the earthquake. Come and ask him to say hello to us."
Xie Gu lay on the stretcher and roared, "Dog Thief Fandu! I won't let you go!"
The reporter smiled awkwardly and turned to face the camera, "Uh... the victim was a little excited. He was expressing his love for his classmates. Let us sincerely wish him..."
While speaking, the stretcher was stuck at the door of the open ambulance. Several young nurses were sweating profusely, and they could not lift the stretcher.
"Fuck..." Xie Gu got off the stretcher, jumped on one leg, and carried the stretcher into the ambulance, "Do I even need to help myself?"
As soon as the ambulance gate was closed, the only victim in the earthquake was pulled away.
Fandu took a snap photo at the ambulance that was leaving.
The school post bar is about to laugh and vomit.
#Shocked! The school bully actually became the only victim in the earthquake! #
First floor: "To be honest, I didn't even feel the earthquake today."
Second floor: "Hahahahahahahahaha I'm going to laugh, why does the school tyrant jump off the building?"
Third Floor: "Have you seen the interview? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, this is not an interview. It is obviously the love, hate and love between school tyrants and academic tyrants!"
Fourth Floor: "When I talk about this, I remember the compositions of school tyrants and academic tyrants. They even wrote the compositions of each other. Is this the love that touches the world when the sea is gone and rocks are gone!"
Fifth Floor: "Use the ambulance exhaust to give you a heart."
Sixth Floor: "Sending you to a hospital with smooth wifi is my deepest love for you."
7th Floor: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this may be the strategy of the top student. Let the top student become a lame so that he can do whatever he wants!"
...
Xie Gu's calf had broken bones and was hospitalized for two days. On the third day, he stubbornly jumped to the school with one leg, "Dog thief Fandu! Come out and die--!!!"
As soon as he entered the class, he didn't expect that the class would be empty, "Damn..."
He grabbed a past student, "Hey, where is this class?"
"I'm going to get a vaccination today. I won't go to class." The classmate looked at him, "Everyone is in the gymnasium, waiting to line up for vaccination."
"Damn..." Xie Gu almost forgot that the vaccine has not been injected this year.
He jumped to the gymnasium with one leg again and saw the classmates in his class queuing up to receive the vaccine.
Chen Xuyang saw him first, "Brother Xie! Here!"
Xie Gu jumped behind him, "Why don't you call me such a big deal about getting vaccinated!!!"
"I think you can get an injection directly in the hospital." Chen Xuyang looked at his left leg, "Is it okay?"
Xie Gu was full of bold ambitions, "Don't worry, it won't delay my beating Fandu at all!"
He searched all over the place, "Where is the one who ferryes?"
Chen Xuyang didn't know if he should tell him, "Uh..."
"Dog Thief Fandu!" Xie Gu shouted out directly at the top of his throat, "Get out of here-!!!"
At this time, I heard a wailing sound from behind the screen in the injection area, "Ao--!!!"
Immediately afterwards, Canglang bumped out his head, knocked down seven or eight classmates with four claws, and ran away quickly. Behind him was the doctor holding a syringe, "Stop this classmate!!!"
"Is this really a vaccination?" Xie Gu was amazed, "Is it sure it wasn't World War II?"
Then he remembered that when he was in the hospital, Fandu said that he was afraid of getting an injection.
...But I didn't expect to be afraid of becoming this virtue.
Xie Gu followed Canglang's traces and finally found Canglang on the tree in the school, "..."
Canglang shed tears with a grievance, and his four claws held the tree trunk firmly, "Woo...woo...woo..."
The doctors under the tree were anxious and became a group of people, "Classmate! Come down!"
Canglang twisted his head, "I won't--!"
"It's not OK without vaccination!"
“Not—!”
Xie Gu walked up to the doctor and asked, "What vaccine is he getting?"
"Rabies vaccine." The doctor showed him the vaccine in his hand. "The canine department has to be given every year. What's more, it is a wolf, and the probability of carrying rabies virus is much greater than that of pet dogs!"
"I..." Xie Gu rolled up his sleeves, "Try to coax him down."
He limped under the tree, "Fan Du!"
Canglang looked at him with tears on his face, "Hmph!"
"Get down." Xie Gu opened his arms, "I'll follow you."
"No." Canglang cried and hugged the tree trunk, "I won't get an injection."
"Would you please be with you?" Xie Gu showed his patience to coax the child, "When I was vaccinated, I hugged you and covered your eyes."
"I don't..." Canglang twisted his head, "I have a grudge with you."
"Fuck..." Xie Gu was angry, "Your uncle's Fan Du, you are shameless, you'll stay on it for the rest of your life!"
After saying that, he turned around and left.
After walking a few meters, I turned around and saw Canglang twitching behind his butt, "..."
"You agreed..." Canglang was still crying, crying until he hiccupped, "Hold me...I...I'll beat me."
"Okay, okay." Xie Gu squatted down and touched its head, "Aren't you just a vaccination? It depends on your prospects."
All the students in the gymnasium watched. Canglang, who had escaped for life, was limped back by Xie Gu, "..."
Xie Gu pressed Canglang on the injection platform and looked at the doctor, "Okay, that's OK."
The doctor first wiped the skin with the disinfectant cotton. Before he could meet, he heard Canglang crying out, "Aww--!"
"Shut up!" Xie Gu was upset, "I didn't beat him!"
The doctor tore off the outer packaging of the vaccine and just aimed it at the butt. Canglang said again, "Ao Woo--!"
Xie Gu couldn't stand it anymore, "I didn't beat him! What's the name? Shut up!"
Canglang looked at him crying, "Can I not be able to stand your love?"
Xie Gu had to be gentle, "Ah... don't cry or cry! Xiao Guai, let's drink neinei after the vaccine."
At this time, the doctor quickly stabbed Canglang's butt with a quick needle. Canglang was like a monkey who rushed to the sky, "Aww--!"
The doctor pulled out the needle and said, "Okay."
Canglang's tears were about to flow into a river, "Woooooooooooooo..."
"There is no hope." Xie Gu despised him to death, "You are not a man!"
Canglang cried and refuted him, "I don't believe you are not afraid of injections!!!"
Xie Gu raised his chin proudly, "I just don't worry."
Ten minutes later, a shrill wail sounded behind the screen in the injection area, "Meow—!"
Immediately afterwards, a caracal rushed out, digging the ground with four claws, knocking seven or eight students, with tears on their faces, and fleeing to death.
Just wanted to visit Fandu, how the school tyrant was vaccinated, "..."
The doctors have sufficient experience and will not allow any animal to run out of the gymnasium. The caracal was carried on the back of the neck and was lifted back, "..."
To be continued...