What are you, your uncle!

Bai Yue's tail bones were almost comminuted and he broke his bones, and he finally climbed a peach tree.

I ate ten peaches in one breath, and saw that my belly was round, so I barely eliminated the huge shadow that the idiot monkey had on his fragile heart.

But as soon as he turned around, the monkey came again.

"you……"

The monkey pointed at Bai Yue with his furry paws, then turned back and pointed at himself.

"I……"

If you don’t study hard when teaching you, will you have an epiphany if you don’t teach you?

Bai Yue was in the mood to pay attention to him, so he turned around and picked another peach. He didn't eat or drink for three years, and the birds faded out of his mouth. The peaches in Huaguoshan are sweet, this juice...

The monkey looked at him pitifully. Although he had not yet learned the language, his emotional intelligence was not bad. He instinctively noticed that Bai Yue seemed unhappy.

Why do you look like my son?

Bai Yue softened his heart and threw the peach over.

"Here, eat!"

The monkey grinned, held the peach and took a big bite, chewed it twice and suddenly remembered something, and pointed to his cheeks:

"Eat it?"

Bai Yue smiled and said:

"eat!"

"Yeah, eat!"

The monkey chewed it excitedly, and the juice was everywhere.

In the rest of the time, the monkey followed Bai Yue like a little tail. He climbed the tree to pick peaches, the monkey also picked peaches, he went to the river to take a bath, the monkey also took a bath, he used the leaves to make an apron to cover his shame, and the monkey also copied the gourd and surrounded...

Bai Yue's soul had already dissipated, and after such trouble, I felt sleepy.

So I found a cave and prepared the cat to go in and sleep.

In the blink of an eye, the monkey snuggled behind him and shrank into a ball.

Bai Yue yawned, put his backhand over, rubbed his fluffy head, and said in a daze with his eyes closed:

"Little Monkey..."

I slept soundly this time, but I haven't slept for three years, and I'm actually tired.

"Ding, the first experience ends, the evaluation is being generated..."

The loli sounded, and Bai Yue became another wisp of remnant soul.

Looking at the two monkeys sleeping in each other, he felt a little reluctant. When the little monkey woke up and spoke, the monkey he had experienced probably wouldn't pay attention to him. Will the little monkey be sad?

The system does not wait for people, and a line of small words appears in the field of vision:

[Evaluation of the first experience activity - Go down, get rewards - a drop of nectar at the bottom of the jade bottle of Guanyin Bodhisattva.]

Madan, I'm useless to talk a lot, and I'm teaching the monkey to speak. Is there any hard work to do without credit? I actually gave it to someone?

What if you promise to get more work?

Co-author, should I find a mother monkey to get married, right?

Then...I won't do it either!

Bai Yue was angry, and the ghost body became weaker and weaker, and it seemed that the wind would dissipate as soon as it blows. He worked hard for three years and returned to before liberation!

I'm afraid this system is not trying to endure it to death and change it to a stronger host?

Yaya, what a pussy!

No, I can rescue it...

"Sister system, please let me experience it again?"

Loli sounded:

"The next experience event will be launched in thirty days. Please prepare for the host!"

Thirty days?

So let it go, since that's the case, my buddy will die if I drink a drink...

As soon as a thought arose, an ordinary drop of water suddenly appeared in front of me. It seemed that this thing had saved Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit tree, but I wonder if it would be effective for the dead ghosts?

Finally, I looked at the little monkey and floated out of the cave. Seeing that the water drop was also following him, I immediately realized that this was not a solution, don’t let the passing birds snatch it away!

After flying close to the ground for a long time, he finally found a gap in the rock and crawled in with a "whisper".

Looking at the water drop again, Bai Yue is irritated.

How to drink without a body?

The next moment, the water drop exploded and turned into a ball of white mist and wrapped it towards Bai Yue, and penetrated into Bai Yue's ghost body that was about to dissipate without any dead corners in all directions!

Bai Yue shivered suddenly. It felt like he was wearing flesh and flesh in the scorching sun on the dog days. Suddenly, he went down half a bucket of ice coke, and then fell into an ice hole in the 39th day and was frozen to death. He was suddenly taken out and threw it into the sauna. It seemed that his back was itchy and almost collapsed, but his hands were short and he couldn't reach it. He suddenly reached out a small hand without nails and grabbed it hard...

Wow, it feels so good!

The effect of the pure bottle of nectar was too domineering, and Bai Yue gradually fell into intoxication, but his ghost body became solidified at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Time flies until the familiar loli sounds:

"The second experience activity has been started, please prepare..."

Bai Yue opened his eyes and the white mist had disappeared without a trace, but for the first time in three years he saw his hands clearly, with clear texture and delicate slight appearance.

Look at the arms, legs, chest and abdomen again...

All parts are real, are they resurrected?

Excited, Bai Yue came out of the crack of the stone and reached out to grab the grass leaves on the ground. His private parts were still naked now, so he had to cover them up!

Unexpectedly, his hand passed through the grass without any stagnation.

This feeling...a familiar look.

Still a ghost if you have sex for a long time?

Bai Yue was about to cry without tears. This pure bottle of nectar can even save the innate spiritual roots like the ginseng fruit tree. I am just an ordinary human dead ghost. Is it so difficult to resurrect?

The loli sounded again:

"Ding, the current level of the host...is approximately equal to foundation building and meets the minimum matching conditions. The system will match the host with a higher level experience object, please wait..."

Building the foundation, what kind of foundation?

A golden light flashed in front of my eyes, and a few lines of small words appeared:

[Note: Human cultivation should have nine realms of foundation building, consecration, heart movement, golden elixir, nascent infancy, out of body, distraction, fusion, and tribulation. Correspondingly, monster cultivation also has nine realms of enlightenment, spiritual communication, monsters, monsters, demons, demon elixirs, transformation, small demons, big demons, and heavenly demons.]

Hey, this system is still a free-to-heart communication?

But, there are no ghosts!

Is there no [invincible] existence in this world?

Then tell me, what's going on in the underworld?

The system did not solve the problem. Those lines of annotation gradually disappeared, and another line of small words appeared:

[Dog in Plum Mountain], [Tiger in Flower and Fruit Mountain], [Maggot in Purple Bamboo Forest]

You did it on purpose, right?

Bai Yue looked at the sky speechlessly, and didn't want me to choose a choice, and he was disgusting to have a dog or a maggot?

The Meishan Dog is obviously impossible to be a Xiaotian Dog. That guy is of high level. He dares to chase Sun Monkey to bite him. I am afraid he has been above these nine realms. Referring to the maggots in the purple bamboo forest, I am afraid this dog has a bad origin...

I silently pointed out [Tiger in Huaguo Mountain], and the small characters disappeared.

A thunderous roar sounded in the jungle at the foot of the mountain. This was a big white-breasted tiger with more than three feet of eyes, full of explosive power!

After a few roars, the mountains and forests trembled, and all the beasts scattered, which made Bai Yuemei ruined.

Gradually, Bai Yue calmed down and he discovered something:
Chapter completed!