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Chapter 24 Brother Monkey, I'm Really Not Your Mother

Can you, a poor student, concentrate on answering questions?

Bai Yue said angrily:

"You have just drunk Mengpo soup, your whole family has drunk Mengpo soup! If you don't say anything, I won't care, you will go alone!"

The man looked at it with a stern face for a long time, then suddenly turned around and walked forward:

"Of course our whole family has drunk Mengpo soup, a fool..."

Before Bai Yue got angry, he added:

"We'll connect with the monkeys behind you!"

Bai Yue was surprised. That old thing was not easy to mess with. At this moment, he thought that his cultivation was definitely not inferior to the snake monster. Are you sure he was seducing him, not coming to die?

After walking for a while, I asked again:

"Hey, there are so many monkeys on the back of Huaguo Mountain, do you know which one is?"

The man didn't move, and suddenly turned his face behind and said with certainty:

"You did secretly drink Mengpo soup... and you even forgot this?"

Is this a joke unbeatable?

Bai Yue said angrily:

"Yes, so what if I drink it?"

Seeing that he admitted, the man seemed to have received some good news, floated over "swoosh", hugged his neck, and said flatteringly with a dead face:

"Good brother, can you call me together next time?"

Bai Yue said angrily:

“Is that thing delicious?”

The man licked his lips, and his scarlet eyes were filled with infinite yearning.

"That's the best food in our underworld... and it also helps in practice. You guy hides deeply enough, where can you get the way..."

Speaking of this, he suddenly said "Ouch" and seemed extremely disappointed and said angrily:

"Did you forget how you drink?"

"That's not?"

Bai Yue shrugged innocently. Can you rely on me? That's Mengpo soup!

The man let him go, walked forward dejectedly, and said half-deadly:

"This place is big, let's look for it separately..."

Bai Yue rolled his eyes and asked:

"Hey, how do you find it?"

The man walked over with a sad look and took out a piece of paper from his arms, which read:

He is a monkey and a monkey who is so ugly that he dies in three minutes.

He raised his head towards Bai Yue and said:

"Once you get around that damn ghost, the name on the paper will glow, and the soul-catching rope in your hand will glow. If you hook it right, it will stop illuminating."

The underworld is so sculpted, it actually searches automatically, is it high-tech?

Bai Yue nodded, chose a direction and said:

"I'll go here?"

The man walked silently to the other side, with a depressed expression. Look at the frustration, he missed more than 100 million...

Bai Yue chose the mountain where the monkey was born. She has been wandering there for the past three years. She hasn't returned for a long time and still misses her a little!

Walking up the mountain, I saw monkeys curled up in a ball, nestled among the pile of gravel that day, sleeping soundly.

I haven't seen him for more than a year, and he seems to have not changed at all. Even his sleeping posture is exactly the same as experiencing [A monkey on Huaguo Mountain] that time.

Just as he took a step towards him, Bai Yue suddenly felt a spiritual sense coming. This spiritual sense was not concealed at all, as if it was some kind of warning. After a little stuttering, several spiritual senses swept on his body, almost piercing his ghost body!

Madan, I just said there are undercover agents on this mountain, aren’t these?

Bai Yue immediately turned around, walked towards another monkey under the peach tree, took out the soul-catching rope, pretending to gesture on it...

The spiritual consciousness that hit the body disappeared instantly. Bai Yue raised the corner of his mouth and silently ran the Nine-Turn Yuan Gong, using the "Marrying Dream" method among the seventy-two transformations of the Earth Demon.

In the dream, the monkey was sitting in front of the water curtain cave, staring blankly at the rushing river water under his feet, looking a little depressed, muttering in a low voice:

"Big Tiger, why haven't you come to see me yet?"

Suddenly my head sank, and a familiar and unfamiliar call came from my ears:

"Little Monkey..."

The monkey trembled all over. When he turned around, he saw a big tiger with white eyes hanging on his face. His whole body became stiff and his eyes gradually became wet:

"Mom...you're finally back!"

Bai Yue was in a bad mood, with a black thread hanging on it, and letting the monkey hold his tiger legs and cry loudly. Why am I your mother?

After a long time, the monkey wiped his face, raised his head and shouted like a coquettish voice:

"Mom~"

Bai Yue shivered and shouted in a hurry:

"Don't shout, I'm not your mother!"

The monkey was a traitor. He held his tiger legs hard, plunged into the tiger's hair about a very long time, and kept rubbing:

"You are my mother, you are..."

Bai Yue sighed, picked him up and held it in the tiger's palm.

He said seriously:

"Little monkey, your mother is a gentle and beautiful female fairy. I recognize her... One day, I will take you to see her, but it's not me... You can call me, Master!"

The monkey was extremely disappointed and said weakly:

"Master...What is Master?"

Alas, it's still the same!

Looking at his gradually dimming eyes, Bai Yue felt soft and said warmly:

"Master...is almost the same as father, too..."

"Father?"

The monkey looked up and his eyes were shining again.

Bai Yue grinned and said with a smile:

"You'd better call Master!"

This is not easy to take advantage. If that person finds out, wouldn’t he slap me to death?

The monkey turned around happily and shouted:

"Okay, father!"

Bai Yue felt a toothache and quickly changed the topic:

"Little Monkey, I will teach you a magic trick to practice, remember it carefully..."

“What is cultivation?”

"What is the magic trick..."

Here comes again, here comes again!

Bai Yue was so angry that he wanted to make somersault. What's going on with this broken monkey? More than a year has passed and he hasn't graduated from kindergarten yet?

Forget it, forget it, being angry hurts your body...

Taking a deep breath, he instructed:

"Don't be here all the time. You can walk around more often on weekdays, chat with those talking creatures, and have a long experience. Do you know?"

The monkey seemed to understand but suddenly asked:

“What is insight?”

I was wrong, I was really wrong, I just knew that monkeys were stupid when they were just born, there were 100,000 whys, I don’t know that this is the case a year later…

Bai Yue finally knew why the system loli had to come to Huaguoshan. After his feelings were interrupted, the monkey was almost an autistic child. Isn’t this a sin?

"The knowledge is to listen more, read more, ask more..."

Before he finished speaking, a sudden burst of call came from his ears:

"I've found it, I've found it... Go quickly!"

You are the fool!

Bai Yue rubbed the monkey's fluffy head, looked at him deeply, and whispered with a hint of reluctance:

"I'm leaving..."

The big tiger with white eyes gradually shattered and disappeared.

Bai Yue came to his senses, but saw another person who was trying to shake him desperately:

"Hey, wake up quickly. If you don't leave, it will take time to stop!"

"Okay, okay, go around..."

Bai Yue pushed him away, turned around and looked at the monkey, but saw that his body suddenly trembled, he poked out his hand and grabbed it, and murmured:
Chapter completed!
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