Chapter 9: Serious business
The fool invited him warmly. The monk was just a squinting eye, and his eyes were almost gone: "Amitabha, this... isn't good."
Seeing this, Xu Tong immediately pushed the fat monk down and sat down: "Since we meet is a destined person, it's just a matter of having a pair of quick-witted guys."
It's just a matter of having a pair of quick-witted people. This sentence is definitely one of the most humane languages in China in ancient and modern times.
Sure enough, the fat monk heard this and it was really hard to refuse.
Besides, the food in front of me was indeed delicious, which made the monk smell the index finger and the spring was born under his tongue.
So he took the bowl quickly half-heartedly.
Xu Tong also enthusiastically brought a bowl of lean meat porridge with peeled eggs.
The fat monk was not polite now. He held the bowl and started to taste it quickly. He nodded wildly while eating.
"It's delicious, delicious, really delicious. It's the first time I have eaten such delicious Chilong meat! And this dragon rice porridge is simply the best in the world."
As soon as the fat monk opened his mouth, Xu Tong and others couldn't help but feel a little shocked.
The reason why Xu Tong is so kind is entirely because of a fool. Although he doesn't talk much, he never cheats himself. He even gives himself a big surprise at a critical moment.
Furthermore, if a monk appears in this place, he is definitely not an ordinary person no matter how he looks at it.
But he didn't expect that when the other party opened his mouth, he not only accurately said Chilong meat, but even Long Dao knew about it.
Gao Zhuo couldn't help asking, "Daxian, have you eaten all these?"
When the fat monk heard this, he patted his belly and said to Xu Tong and others: "Hahaha, I'll tell you, I've eaten all this Queen Mother's peach, immortal medicine, Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit, and Taishang Laojun's elixir."
The fat monk was scared to death when he spoke. He must have eaten all these games, but the one in front of him could not become a Buddha or a ancestor?
Following the fat monk's voice, "Old thief Du is the most stingy. I have asked for this Chilong sheep several times and he refuses to give it to me. I was talking about it yesterday. When I saw him this time, I asked him to ask for it. I didn't expect that I could realize my dream today. It turned out that everything I wanted was fulfilled."
The underworld is vast, but I am afraid that there will be no one who can call Du Ziren an old thief.
Not to mention Xu Tong, even the eldest princess and the old Taoist were a little confused.
I thought to myself that this monk really regarded himself as a Bodhisattva. If Du Ziren knew about this, he might have been able to peel off his skin.
The Ghost Emperors of the Five Directions and the other four directions are the two ghost emperors, the chief and deputy, and only Du Ziren has the power to one side.
His strength is the strongest among the five ghost emperors, no doubt about it.
Last time Xue Gui took the eldest princess to Luofu Mountain and witnessed Du Ziren's ghost army with his own eyes. You're welcome, such an army is enough to make the sky and the earth dark.
The fat monk seemed to realize that he had said too much, and quickly called him: "Oh, what I said was Du Zi in front of my house hurt."
Everyone: "(?南?南?)~ We understand!!"
However, everyone in this association didn't care whether the fat monk's words were true or not. If they didn't eat this pot of Chilong meat, they would all be in the fat monk's stomach.
Everyone immediately started to pick up the quickies and feasted.
Seeing that everyone was eating so delicious, Lilith specially made another basket of rice cakes and stir-fryed five or six dishes.
Every meal is hard to stop eating.
Xu Tong also took out the Mei family's wine, and a large jar was drunk completely.
Until he was full of wine and food, the fat monk burped and looked up and saw Xu Tong and the others sitting on the chair beside him, and they all started to doze after dinner.
Xu Tong took out the hookah and sat on the chair and took two mouthfuls happily.
Gao Zhuo lay beside him and said in the team channel: "Head, this script world is like a vacation, the real ball is comfortable!!"
"You don't care about that monk?"
Chang Wuguan squinted his eyes as if he was already asleep.
"Don't worry about him for now. If such a person is willing to interact with us, he will regard it as a friend. If he doesn't want to, he will regard it as fate and cannot be reached."
Seeing this, the fat monk simply found a cool place to lie down and sleep, looking like he had no plans to leave.
Only after Lilith's butter cake was ready, everyone got up and tasted this leisurely afternoon tea.
The coffee pot beside Lilith was bubbling, and Xu Tong stretched his arms and sat beside Lilith, took out the paper and pen from the prop book: "Eat and drink, we should do our job."
After all, as a guide, I am under the jurisdiction of the Yin Caosi. Since I have assigned the task, I still need to take it seriously.
“Just business??”
Lilith held her chin with one hand and said thoughtfully: "Are you going to sacrifice yourself for me?"
"Cough cough cough... I'm old, I'm tired of eating and sleeping."
The old Taoist coughed a few times and got up and left.
The eldest princess raised her eyebrows slightly and sat aside and looked at a book in her hand intently, but this book had not turned pages for a long time.
Gao Zhuo and others were about to sneer when they saw this.
The only fool was lying on the table, staring curiously at the coffee brewed in the coffee pot in front of him.
When Xu Tong heard this, he changed his previous smile and looked serious. He picked up his pen and wrote in his book: "A woman covets her beauty and travels thousands of miles..."
"puff!!"
When Gao Zhuo and others heard this in the distance, they almost couldn't help laughing.
Even the fat monk lying beside him stared at him with wide eyes. After scrutinizing Xu Tong, he silently gave a thumbs up and down under his wide sleeves.
Lilith was stunned, laughing like a silver bell, and holding Xu Tong's face with both hands: "Satan, I can't help but eat you now with such an interesting soul!"
Facing Lilith's face that was almost close to her front, Xu Tong had no expression on his face, his eyes became more firm, and he continued to write...
"The woman is so lonely that she is like a hungry tiger pounces on me, swearing to swallow me alive. I am responsible for the heavy responsibility and dare not make any mistakes. What should I do..."
"Enough!!"
The little envoy of the Yin Caosi was chanting here, and everyone pricked up their ears and listened with relish, but was interrupted by Yang Yu's roar.
I couldn't help but curse Yang Nuo as a dog, so I talk too much.
"Is this little bastard writing Y books here? I'm so angry.
Who... the fool, didn't the fool tell him what to do?
He actually sent me such an incredible thing. What's wrong with this fool's mind? He's so angry."
Yang Yu became more angry and more angry as he cursed, and the more he thought about it, he grabbed the master next to him, raised his hand and slapped him in the face.
The master was sobbing in pain and said with a sad face: "Why bother the Yin Si? When this kid comes back to serve, the Yin Si will beat him to the Eighteen Hell for the crime of dereliction of duty and writing a book of Y. The evidence of the crime is conclusive, and the Luofu Mountain will definitely not excuse him."
"As for that fool, I don't know that Yin Si. That fool has always been stubborn, so it's good to do things. Why bother him? When the fool comes back this time, you will send someone to the Chenghuang Si because he is not good at doing things. In the future, he will be clean."
The master analyzed it well.
Yang Yu thought it made some sense at first, but when he thought about it, it was all bullshit.
"Idiot, when did Luofu Mountain talk about reasoning? If it is true, can the Emperor let one person govern Luofu Mountain? Just because of this little thing, you still want to convict people? I think you are lard and you are so confused.
There is also that fool. After talking to you for a long time, I can only deport people and let him go to the City Emperor to be the king of the land? I still have to help him with the feelings??"
That fool has the Golden Lotus of Merit and enjoys the treatment of a great god. When he went to the Chenghuangsi, the head of the Chenghuangsi was the little god himself. What should he do to control a fool? Isn’t this sending him to be an uncle?
After Yang Yu said that, he immediately slapped at the master again. After the slapped, he felt much better.
I snatched Xu Tong's report from the little ghost, quickly scanned it with ten lines at a glance, and then turned it straight to the last page.
Then he threw it on the ground: "No matter who he is, it would be fine if Youshan didn't make a fuss this time. If Youshan was stabbed, take this item to Luofu Mountain and hand it over to Luofu Mountain for conviction."
After saying that, Yang Yu got up and left.
As soon as Yang Yu left, the little ghosts rushed up immediately, rushing to compete for the small notebooks on the ground...
The next morning, it was already very lively outside the inn.
Many people walked out of the inn and prepared to set out for a mountain climb.
Xu Tong and the others were also shocked. They didn't expect that there were so many people in such a small inn.
"We're going to set out, too."
Seeing so many people starting to climb the mountain, Xu Tong stretched and began to urge everyone to set off.
"Keguan, these are the specialties of our Youshan Mountain. You can take them along the way and eat them slowly."
The store owner came over with a big basket at this time.
It was full of strange fruits. Xu Tong couldn't help but smile when he saw this, "I thought you would forget it?"
"I dare not, it's because there are too many people staying in yesterday. The shop can't take care of it for a while. I asked someone to prepare the fruit early this morning and I'm waiting for you."
The store owner said with a flattering face, after all, this business is not a one-time deal. You have to stay in a hotel before going up the mountain, and you also have to stay in a hotel when going down the mountain.
"Oh, by the way, look at my memory."
The store suddenly remembered something and quietly stuffed a sign into Xu Tong's hand.
Xu Tong took it and saw that the three words [Bailuting] were written on the sign.
"Just keep it, just keep it in hand. When this thing comes to it, it will definitely come in handy."
After the store owner finished speaking, he didn't care about Xu Tong's inquiries, so he waved his hand and hurried to greet the next one.
Xu Tong played with the sign for a while and threw it into the prop book. The entries given in the prop book were still three words [Bailuting].
Seeing this, Xu Tong didn't care about that much and waved his hand to greet everyone and prepare to set off as soon as possible.
"This is for you..." The fool took out the snacks given by Xu Tong and shared them with the fat monk.
The fool and the fat monk sat on the shaft of the car. The fat monk seemed to be planning to leave, as if he was preparing to take Xu Tong's ride to Youshan together.
The fat monk took it with a smile, talking and laughing with the fool, and he looked like two good brothers.
Xu Tong was happy to see this. No matter what the monk came from, it would be better for a fool to be happy.
"Little brother, we're meeting again!"
At this moment, a faint smile suddenly came from behind. Xu Tong turned around and saw a black and white standing not far away, a man and a woman watching him with a smile on his face...
Chapter completed!