Where is my father-in-law? Where is my father-in-law who is as big as me?

Seeing the pope tree that buzzed and disappeared instantly, William felt that his head also buzzed suddenly, and his whole body felt bad.

Without the reliable labor force of the old pope, who can guard the abyss passage? Let's not talk about it. How to explain this matter makes his head buzzing.

Kieran, I'm really sorry. Your father asked me to accidentally lose it. As for how he lost it... when he threw it into the river to brush urine and moss, your father turned into a fish and ran away?

Tsk! I haven’t heard of any pope of light who can turn into a fish, so it’s almost impossible to believe that someone is doing something wrong!

After seeing the two elves hugging each other suddenly in Heli, with expressions on their faces that were more frightened than shocked, William's face instantly darkened.

"I need an explanation!"

"..."

This is a nonsense explanation!

The two dazed elves looked at each other, and then they no longer cared about being pissed off. They just plopped into the river and swam to the other side.

Unfortunately, the opposite shore, which didn't seem too far away, not only did not approach their position, but was quickly moving away, and even its height began to decrease...or it could be said that their position was constantly rising.

After activating the water control ability of [Tide Controller], he directly grabbed a small half of the river, and triggered a big wave to lift the two elves back. William called out to Xiao Lan with a dark face and asked him to press the two elves one by one with his claws.

Then, with the last hope, he lifted up the nearby river and searched carefully, but where could he see the shadow of the jade fish?

"I...I can actually explain..."

Seeing William's increasingly gloomy expression and his fists clenching tighter, the male elf swallowed his saliva and said with a dry smile:

"Um...we didn't know that the tree just now was actually a human being turned into wood, so...there was a slight mistake...

But you don’t have to worry too much. He was not sent to any dangerous place. He probably went to the Royal Court along the river. He is probably sinking in Miyue Lake outside the Royal Court now. As long as we go there quickly.

He can just pick it up."

Was he sent to the royal court one step ahead? That's not bad...

After hearing the male elf's explanation, William's face finally looked better, and he reluctantly gave up his plan to beat these two bastard elves, and instead patted Xiao Lan's paw with a cold face.

"Hurry up, take me to Miyue Lake to fish for someone! Also, you'd better pray that nothing happens to him, otherwise...then just wait and feed the dragon to me!"

"Roar!"

When William threatened, as a very discerning working dragon, Xiao Lan opened her mouth in an unusually cooperative manner and let out a drooling roar. A large amount of fishy-smelling sticky liquid was directed towards the two men.

The elf who had caused trouble poured it down and gave them a full set of ambergris spa.

It just stinks to death!

Looking at the drool all over their bodies, the two elves who were almost fainted looked at each other again, so regretful that their intestines turned blue.

If I had known it would be like this, I might as well have soaked in the river for two minutes...

…

And just when the two elves were regretting their past, in the Elven Court hundreds of kilometers away, a certain natural master who also regretted his past had just been caught by the Elf Queen's guards and stabbed with the unopened ceremonial moon blade.

Out of the palace.

Tsk, this stinky old bitch! Even though crow's feet are about to grow out of the corners of her eyes, she still wears such colorful and sexy clothes. You deserve your husband to like men!

Ignoring the pointing of the elves around him, the Archbishop, wearing only a few big tree leaves, got up from the ground. After looking at the dust on his body, he cursed and left the door of the palace, heading towards the outside of the Elf Court.

I walked over, preparing to take a dip in the lake at the entrance of the royal court to clean off the dust and dirt on my body.

However, just when she walked to Miyue Lake and was about to go down to take a shower, she was stopped by a pair of patrolling guards.

"Stop! Her Majesty the Queen has issued an order. From now on, you are not allowed to play in the water in Miyue Lake!"

"What a joke!"

Hearing the old woman's order again, the chief priest couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said angrily:

"How free do I have to be to play in the water here? Don't you see that I'm dirty? I'm going to take a shower!"

"Not even taking a shower! Get out of here quickly!"

After looking at the dirty short female elf in front of him, the patrolling guard captain couldn't help but tighten his expression. He covered his nose with his hand and took a small step back.

As a race with a beautiful and clean nature, most elves pay great attention to personal hygiene. Some elven nobles with a long tradition even insist on purifying their bodies three times a day.

And according to the sun, moon, astrology and the current weather, apply perfumes with completely different scents on different locations such as wrists, chest, armpits, etc., and carefully wear different numbers of sachets and accessories.

People with a slightly sharper nose can even directly determine the specific date of the day from the change and intensity of the smell on their bodies.

But the elf in front of him, who was stained with a lot of dust, not only did not wear any accessories such as sachets, but also did not even have any decent clothes. He just dared to go out wearing a few leaves. In addition to being really poor, he probably had nothing.

Most of them are those who naturally become perverts.

"Back off! Don't pass on your scent!"

After guessing the identity of the Archbishop, the patrolling guards all took a step back, as if they had seen a ball of hairy mold hanging on the ceiling, and hurriedly raised the long-handled moon blades in their hands.

The guard captain covered his nose and shouted angrily:

"Your Majesty the Queen has an order! Due to the recent tense situation, a large number of tribesmen who originally lived in the outer forests were forced to move inward, causing water shortages in the areas around the Royal Court.

As Miyue Lake is the nearest clean water point, no one is allowed to play in the water! No fishing or hunting! No washing or washing in it! The lake water must be kept as clean as possible... Do you understand?

?If you understand, please retreat quickly! Don’t come close to me...and this Miyue Lake!"

Tsk... Is it the trouble caused by large-scale inward migration again?

After hearing the words of the guard captain, he thought of the elves in his own territory who had accused him of blackmail. Naturally, the high priest immediately frowned in displeasure. However, because he knew that the situation was indeed special, he turned around without saying anything.

leave.

However, just as she was about to leave, the guards heard a sigh of relief behind her. When she turned around and saw the looks of disgust on the guards' faces, the Archbishop couldn't help but feel angry in his heart.

Sheng, clasping his hands together in a [Natural Purification] posture, snorted coldly:

"You won't let me go down to do the laundry, right? Then don't ask for your clothes... Damn it!"

As if a ball of gunpowder had been stuffed into it, the Miyue Lake behind everyone suddenly swelled up to a large size, and then a giant tree grew out of thin air with a bang, squeezing out a large amount of lake water.

When the guards looked back in shock, they found that the originally clear and mirror-like lake surface was filled with turbid white foam due to the sudden squeeze out of the giant tree. Along with the giant tree, there were also a large number of light yellow

The turbid yellow water flow, and a very familiar faint irritation, is quietly filling the air.

The guards: "..."

Archbishop: "..."

"What are you still doing? Come on!"

The captain of the guard, who was stunned by the anger, was so stunned that he rushed towards the bewildered Archbishop.

"Kill this bastard who urinates into the lake!"

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It’s too late for Chapter 2 today…

As for the reason... the naughty guys in the group know that Yu was woken up by water at about 4 o'clock last night... it's really miserable... the mattress hasn't been completely dried yet, and I don't know how to sleep tonight...

6k will be added tomorrow!

Currently - 3.0/3.4
Chapter completed!