Chapter 1327 The Narrow-Faced Wedding Banquet
Chapter 1327 A wedding banquet without any danger
"Bi Bo, Bi Bo?"
"Yeah, I've seen the groom."
"Bi Bo, Bi Bo Bi Bo?"
"Is that okay? Although he can't beat me, he should be considered to be of medium or above in the tenth level."
"Bi Bo, Bi Bo Bi Bo Bi Bo!"
"Yes, he is really not worthy, but the choice of the Sea God should not look at who can beat her. After all, you have been instantly caught in one second. No matter how hard you can beat her, she can beat her..."
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The house of the ancient sea god was destroyed by a halberd and was tied from a muscle bear to a bubble bear. The current God of War was spitting bubbles whenever he said anything. No one could understand what he meant. William, the only one who could know what he was thinking from his mental fluctuations, was naturally stuck with him, but...
"You don't have to open your mouth to speak."
After the endless "Bibo" sound was covered with bubbles, William, who could not bear it, turned his head away and spoke to the chattering bear beside him with a sincere expression:
"Mr. God of War, I have a very special ability. I can probably hear what you are thinking in your heart. So if you have something to say, just think about it in your mind. Don't open your mouth and spit bubbles at me again?"
If it is a normal timeline, you should naturally keep the trump card that can spy on people's hearts. It is best not to tell others if you can.
But now after you get the letter of introduction, you will go to the Magic Goddess. Once you understand the usage of the Wheel of Time, you can go back tens of thousands of years later. At that time, there are probably not many guests left at this banquet, so you don’t have to worry about anyone exploding your abilities.
As for whether the God of War will leak the secret...
I was so funny that as long as he looked like "Bibo Bibo", no one except himself knew what he was saying. Although it was almost indestructible, it was so fragile that he couldn't even hold a pen. He couldn't even leak the secret. Will the God of War, tens of thousands of years later, still remember this...
That would be even more impossible!
The God of War's brain has been blocked by his muscles. His memory is probably not as good as a fish that can only spit bubbles when it comes to other things outside of the battle. As long as he goes through a few more exciting battles, the information related to him will be completely forgotten by him. At that time, he probably won't even remember his name.
...
"Bi Bo!Bi Bo Bi Bo!"
(Oh! That's really convenient!)
After opening his mouth habitually and spraying the bubbles on William's face again, the God of War reached out and scratched his head, and then said to William with a little embarrassed look on his face:
(I was a little uncomfortable with this suddenly. I saw the bridesmaids hidden opposite me. The glutes of the God of Love are so strong. I said it's almost time for us to show up. And you said that I should be wearing clothes and still not wearing them. What's your name? Let's tell me again. I didn't remember it just now...)
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To be honest, if I had known this, I would have been sprayed with bubbles...
Listening to the "ear" that was several times larger than before, William, who was ready to appear, couldn't help but pinch his eyebrows with an unusual headache.
The God of War's brain is a bit like an old computer with little inspiration. It will get stuck if you open too many web pages. Usually, just speaking will take up a lot of running memory.
Now he didn't have to speak, but just changed the data and suddenly became a hundred times more nagging than before. No matter what kind of thoughts were, he started to throw them to himself... Well, that's really a big deal.
At the prompt from the God of War, William couldn't help but look in the direction of the God of Love. At first glance, he noticed the straight curve that could not be blocked by even the loose loose skirt, and the... hiss... why is it suddenly a little cold around...
After suddenly feeling an inexplicable evil aura, William immediately subconsciously withdrew his gaze, then rubbed the goose bumps on his arms, while looking at his nose and nose, and returning to a state of being squinted.
"Don't look randomly!"
After glanced at the God of War with disgust, William, a gentleman, said earnestly:
"If you read a good-looking girl a hundred times, she won't be yours. It's better to read a book than to read a book. After you read a book a hundred times, the knowledge in it will belong to you."
When the God of War heard this, he couldn't help scratching the back of his head.
But I read the book a hundred times and I will forget the things in it. Also, what is a girl? It sounds like she doesn't resist beating.
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During the huge spam bombardment of the God of War, William, who was dizzy by the noise, endured the first half of the Ancient Sea God's wedding with extraordinary difficulty.
During this period, the God of Love, who played the host of the host, seemed to be quite good at hype in the atmosphere, which attracted the congratulations of the real gods to make laughter repeatedly, and the ancient sea god was so ashamed that his face turned red and almost attacked his arrogant best friend on the spot.
As for the subsequent link, a group of guests sent blessings and gifts.
In the original history, a total of twenty-four true gods gave gifts, and the God of War was one of them. But now, because he demolished the ancient sea god's home, he was tying the annoyed ancient sea god into bubbles, causing him to touch it in his arms for a long time, but except for bubbles everywhere, he didn't find anything.
However, because the female god of death who had not been present, even though the God of War was missing, the ancient sea god was still received twenty-four gifts in the end. The whole wedding was like these gifts. Although there were some small episodes in the middle, it finally landed smoothly and did not cause much noise.
William also took the opportunity to come to the scumbag Sea God and confirmed that he had not changed his plan and was still ready to attack the ancient Sea God. From this point of view, future humans should not be unexpectedly extinct.
In all these steady and improving scenes, the only thing that surprised William was that the female god of death had some idea of what was going on, and she actually got involved in the bridesmaids' team.
Although it seemed that he had been excluded to a certain extent, and the other bridesmaids, led by Goddess of Dawn, had never talked to her for the full name, the female Death God didn't seem to care much. She just looked at the back of the ancient sea god wearing white gauze and quietly got out of her mind, and didn't know what she was thinking.
As for the male god of death who is unattended...
"fish!"
Accompanied by a small breast sound full of excitement, the male death god who changed into a small trumpet dress raised his face, holding his small fishing rod in one hand and an exquisite crystal box in the other, and suddenly ran out happily from the backstage.
"Ah! Don't! That won't work!"
The one who ran out behind the male god of death was the red-haired girl Naga who was crying with regret and was so anxious that she was so anxious that she was wearing makeup.
After successfully joining the bridesmaid team, the female Death God was worried that her brother who was unattended to take care of would cause trouble, so she asked him to the female Naga. However, although the female Naga was good, it was far worse than the male Death God. A thirteenth-level true god wanted to have fun, how could she stop a little Naga who had not even reached the tenth level?
In just less than two hours, she was exhausted by the energetic male death god and felt that her life spanned a lot.
The only thing that is thankful is that because the female god of death taught her the secret to deal with the male god of death in advance, she gritted her teeth and pulled more than a dozen mermaids from the already very nervous person. She accompanied the male god of death for a long time to catch and bite. Finally, she controlled this little ancestor and safely survived the first half of the wedding, barely letting him make too much noise.
However, just when the maids were exhausted and could not move, the male Death God, who seemed to be tired of playing, suddenly got into a big fuck. When the female Naga hurriedly held the tray and was about to find the bridesmaids, the male Death God suddenly lit up his eyes and grabbed the shining fish-shaped crystal ring box in her hand.
Seeing that the crucial wedding ring was snatched, the shocked maids naturally instinctively wanted to take it back, but the highest among them was the female Naga, and it was not enough to tie it together for a male Death God to poke a little finger.
More than twenty maids rushed over to block the male god of death, and grabbed his fat hand and broke it hard for a long time. Seeing that time passed little by little, they wanted to pry the big stick directly, but they couldn't even pull the crack open. Several maids with almost psychological qualities were even more anxious and cried.
The male god of death seemed to be annoyed by them. While covering his ears, he pinched the fish-shaped ring box and ran out, as if he wanted to find where the female god of death was so as to show off the transparent fish he caught to his sister.
However, the fisherman is the fisherman after all. When the male god of death rushed out of the backstage and saw the super mermaid of the ancient sea god, he immediately forgot his own sister and rushed over with his hands and feet in his arms...
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I didn't pay attention to the miserable situation in the backstage. When I saw the cute and chubby look of the male Death God rushing over with a happy face, the ancient sea god who was about to marry a woman couldn't help but become a woman. I didn't ask why it wasn't the bridesmaid who sent the ring up, but bent down and touched the male Death God's head, smiled and stretched out his palm to him, and asked in a warm voice:
"Are you here to give me a ring?"
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Looking at the gentle mermaid in front of him, the male death god couldn't help but be stunned. His right hand, which was originally holding the small fishing rod, was ready to start fishing, and he couldn't help but pause slightly.
However, the reason why the male god of death stopped was not because he was infected by the maternal temperament of the ancient sea god, and suddenly he didn't want to be naughty, but because...
I haven't started fishing yet, why did this fish come up by itself?
Is it because you, a fat fish, look down on me?
Just as the male god of death glared at his eyes and gestured with anger on his face, trying to make the ancient sea god retreat first and then come to take the bait after he came out of the pole, William, who was sweating from the side, had already rushed over.
Little ancestor! Be honest with me! Didn’t you see the thirteenth-level war gods being thrust into bubbles? In addition, if you make trouble for this wedding, maybe humans will be destroyed, do you know?
After holding the back of the male Death's neck with his left hand, he pulled up the little ancestor who was making trouble. William snatched the crystal ring box he was holding and quickly took out the sea blue ring inside. Then, before the male Death's mouth sagged and cried, he snapped the fish-shaped ring box and stuffed it back.
Then William tried to force his arms, lifted his brain and had not finished processing the situation. He didn't know whether to cry. After throwing it to the scared female Naga, who was almost exhausted, William turned around in gratitude to the red-haired female Naga, and apologized to the ancient sea god with a sincere look:
"Sorry, Lord Sea God, I've caused you another trouble."
Worried that too many changes to the wedding would lead to the failure of the scumbag's plan and thus the destruction of humanity, William was already preparing to give up the task of disrupting the wedding banquet and was ready to be a bystander.
However, I don’t know what happened today, but unexpectedly they came one by one.
First, the God of War and the Chicken Winged Man fought happily after a disagreement, and then directly demolished the palace of the ancient sea god; then the male Death God not only snatched the ring, but also prepared to show the ultimate skill of the fisherman in front of the gods, fishing for a mermaid at the 14th level of great divine power level in the sea.
If it hadn't been for the timely recovery in the end and no big mess was caused, maybe the butterfly effect of the wedding banquet would have disappeared...
Wait! Damn it! I seem to understand! The dog system is sending this task to disrupt the wedding banquet, isn't it just to destroy humans?
...
Just when William felt something was wrong and began to doubt whether the dog system would be ready to cause trouble again, he only heard the ancient sea god smile and said:
"It's okay, it's not so much a trouble, but rather a rare little surprise."
After glanced at the tearful female Naga behind the male Death God, the ancient sea god also guessed that it was an accident just now, but it was quite bad compared to the past, and she also removed a certain bear from her family. Her tolerance for the male Death God was obviously many times higher. She just smiled and gently exposed the matter, and even said:
"I should feel honored to be able to make the God of Death a ring child and personally give me a ring... Lord William, please give me the ring?"
"Ah? Oh! OK!"
Seeing the ancient sea god reaching his palm in front of him and worrying about the safety of all mankind, William came back to his senses, picked up a sea blue ring, and subconsciously put it on the finger of the ancient sea god.
Ah no!!!
After just putting it in one fingertip, William, who was a little distracted, suddenly reacted and found out what he was doing. He immediately wanted to take off the ring, change it to hand it over, and send it back to the ancient sea god.
However, the ancient sea god was startled by William's movements, and his white and slender ring fingers instinctively hooked slightly. Before William could forcefully stroke the ring, he picked out the sea blue ring from his hand.
What's even more terrible is that the one that William put on her hand should be a male ring, which was just a circle thicker than the fingers of the ancient sea god. The sea blue ring fell down along her ring finger, slid straight to the base of her finger, and adjusted the size with great eyesight and insight, firmly fixed it there.
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[After using the help of the male god of death to seize the ring box, you successfully seized this rare opportunity. Before the sea god, you personally put a sea blue ring on the ancient sea god]
[You have successfully disrupted the wedding banquet of the ancient sea god, and with the help of the blessing of the Hailan ring, you have obtained special authority to enter and exit the Ocean God Kingdom at will, leaving a crucial secret weapon for regaining the divine nature in the future]
【The mission "The Sadness of the Blue Ocean" has been completed】
Chapter completed!