This set of clothes was very dazzling, and the fabric was just right... Everything that should be covered was covered, but everything that didn't need to be covered was not covered... Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and he even had hallucinations... In less than a month

She is five meters tall, has a beautiful angelic face, but has short and medium length hair.

Is this my wife?

Is she Xiaoman?

"Xiao Mangzi!"

"My Queen, I'm tired...Pick me up." Yang Xiaoman stood at the door, raising eyebrows at Xu Mang intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a smile: "What are you still doing lying down? You don't obey Her Majesty's orders.

You won’t listen, will you?”

"Ouch!"

"I was so amazed... I almost forgot." Xu Mang reacted, got up and rushed to Xiao Man's side, then held Xiao Man in his arms. Looking at Xiao Man with a blushing face, Xu Mang said softly:

"My Queen...you seem to be expecting something."

"Disgusting~"

"What do I expect...don't you know yet?" Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, gently flipped her hair, and said: "What you said just now made me very dissatisfied, and I must accept punishment.

..What shall I punish you for?”

After pondering for a while, Xiaoman raised his left hand, gently raised Xu Mang's chin with his index finger, and said with a hint of domineering: "Then I'll punish you...Perform well tonight, I want a third

The child, uh... preferably a daughter."

"As you command!"

Xu Mang directly threw Xiao Man on the bed, and then lay down in it with a smile. Looking at the tender short-haired girl next to him, his heart was filled with infinite emotion for a moment... It was too fast, and in the blink of an eye, he and Xiao Man

We have known Mandu for five years.

Five years ago, she and I were a pair of happy enemies, and five years later, we have a pair of twin siblings. It's really unpredictable... The two almost didn't fight, but now... Although they often fight,

The location of the fight is different.

"Xiao Mangzi!"

"What do you have in mind now?" Xiaoman leaned directly on Xu Mang and asked with a smile: "Tell the queen...the queen can fulfill your wish."

"Hey hey hey..."

"You know!" Xu Mang said with a smile, and then he turned over and pushed Xiaoman down, and slowly moved up. Suddenly, a hand appeared in the middle, directly cutting off the most romantic moment. Xu Mang was full of laughter.

He looked at her confused.

"Then you have to accept my test!" Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's face: "I'm just going to ask two questions... If you answer them correctly, then... you know."

test?

Two questions?

Isn't she kidding?

Xu Mang showed a disdainful smile and said seriously: "Xiao Man... The man in front of you is the most powerful physicist in the world, the god of physics today. I know the truth of this universe. I can

By calculating the trajectory of any star, I can discover the most basic particles that make up matter."

"Just two small questions... I, Xu Mang, are not bragging. If I add two zeros at the end, I won't make any mistakes!" Xu Mang said proudly: "As long as I make one mistake... I stand on my head Thomas Spiral Flower

He committed suicide by swallowing feces and performed it on the spot."

Thomas Helix Flower committed suicide by swallowing feces while standing on his head?

Does this guy have any masochistic tendencies? He's already owed several debts... and he's still coming?

"Hello?"

"You have to think clearly... You already owe me several times of standing on your head and shitting. Be careful, you will owe me another one." Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "If I give you another chance, I will be afraid of you now... Anyway

It’s such a neurotic oath.”

"Three meals!"

"If I make a mistake, I will perform three handstands on Thomas Spiral Flowers and commit suicide by swallowing feces!" Xu Mang said disdainfully: "You're just kidding... My mind is full of all kinds of knowledge. What don't I know? I

Even the most mysterious celestial objects in the universe, black holes and neutron stars, are well understood..."

The words fell,

Xu Mang said hurriedly: "You have to ask me some questions that I understand. You asked me to answer financial stuff... How can I possibly understand this, about mother and baby?"

"Don't worry!"

"It's a question from the third grade of elementary school." Xiaoman smiled and said, "How about it? It's a question from the third grade of elementary school, right?"

"snort!"

"You ask!" Xu Mang didn't bother to argue and asked with disdain.

"Excuse me..."

"What is the order of the strokes of the word ten thousand yuan?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

Ten thousand?

Stroke order?

I'm almost twenty-four years old, and I don't even know the order of strokes for ten thousand characters? What a joke!

"Hook folded horizontally!"

"You see it's like this...a horizontal hook and a horizontal hook." Xu Mang drew something in the air.

"wrong!"

"The correct answer is to fold horizontally and hook upward!" Yang Xiaoman said seriously.

ha?

Horizontal fold and hook?

How is this possible!

At this moment, Xu Mang's face was full of confusion and doubts. It had been more than ten years since he was in elementary school until he had three children... but it turned out that his writing method was wrong?

"I don't believe it!"

"I won't believe it even to death!" Xu Mang said firmly: "How could I be wrong..."

However,

After a few seconds,

Xiaoman took out his mobile phone and searched the order of the strokes of ten thousand words on the Internet. Xu Mang was completely autistic... The contemporary god of physics, even the so-called professor had to step aside when he saw him, but in the end he couldn't even write ten thousand words.

I don’t even know the order of strokes.

"hehe!"

"Xiao Mangzi?"

"What's wrong with you?" Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's chin and said gently, "How about you go to the toilet first?"

"..."

"Hurry up to the next question...I...this..." Xu Mang didn't know what to do for a moment, and said hurriedly: "You asked the question first...I don't believe it, it's a question for the third grade of elementary school

, how could I not do it, be reasonable... I even won the first prize in the Ning City Essay Contest!"

"cut!"

"Excuse me, please tell me the stroke order of the word fire." Xiaoman asked.

"Point, click, click." Xu Mang gestured in the air and said with confidence: "This is absolutely not wrong, I dare to swear on my life... If this is wrong again, it will become more difficult for Thomas Spiral Flower to commit suicide by swallowing feces.

, Thomas turned upside down and turned around for three and a half weeks before committing suicide by swallowing feces!"

Yang Xiaoman:???

Do you need to turn three and a half times?

Is your brain okay?

result...

The next second,

Xu Mang entered the autistic mode again, and the correct sequence of strokes was dots, dots, and strokes.

Xu Mang:(￣△￣；)

No way?

Why can’t I even know the questions from the third grade of elementary school?

I...

What's wrong with me?

Looking at her autistic husband, Yang Xiaoman was so happy that she hadn't seen his expression like this for a long, long time. Confidence and publicity were his label. From the time I met him until now... this label has never changed.
To be continued...