June 8,

This is the last day of college entrance examination.

Xu Mang absorbed yesterday's lesson and made an anonymous report against the black-hearted asphalt fried dough sticks shop. The content of the report was a bit shocking. He was a college entrance examination student and ate the deep-fried dough sticks from that store. As a result, he had crazy diarrhea during the college entrance examination and suffered severe diarrhea.

If it affects the performance of the exam, if no measures are taken, the content will be published on Weibo.

soon,

The asphalt fried dough stick shop was closed down overnight.

This is so true!

Breakfast consists of McDonald's hamburgers, hash browns, soy milk and some other stuff. Xu Mang hates Western breakfasts. It's mainly because it's too fancy and not full. How can it be as refreshing as a Chinese breakfast? A big bowl of white porridge with some pickles.

Add a fried dough stick, fried dough stick...um...go away!

Three bites of a hamburger and two bites of hash browns. Xu Mang was still hungry, but now it was too late to buy more. The army of candidates surrounded this McDonald's.

"Li Hua!"

"here!"

Xu Mang, the representative of evil-minded people, found Li Hua in the crowd. Seeing him holding breakfast with a confused look on his face, he hurriedly waved to him.

Found Xu Mang,

He also found that he and Yang Xiaoman occupied a table for four, and couldn't help but go there.

"Ouch!"

"Can you eat so much?" Xu Mang saw two burgers, three pieces of hash browns, and two Anxin fried dough sticks on Li Hua's plate. He reached out to grab a piece of hash browns and said, "Look.

With your body, you know that you will definitely waste food, so if it’s okay, I’ll help you bear some of the burden.”

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I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people.

Li Hua had a good appetite, so he simply bought a little more. Who knew that the bargain would be given to Xu Mang in the end, but he and Yang Xiaoman had no choice but to come early and occupy the table.

at last,

Xu Mang ate one and a half of Li Hua's hash browns, a fried dough stick, and a piece of meat from the burger.

Now

Finally full!

"Xu Mang?" Li Hua said with a bitter smile: "You can just eat my food. You don't even let go of the tissue. Are you a human?"

"Didn't I leave one for you?" Xu Mang said.

"yes!"

"You left one for me." Li Hua picked up the so-called tissue with a dark face and roared in pain: "What do you mean there is only one layer?"

at last,

Yang Xiaoman really couldn't stand it anymore, so she took out a tissue from her bag and handed it to Li Hua. As a result, Li Hua collapsed even more. You two are working together to bully others. You obviously have tissues, but you like to plunder them from others.

Too,

Not a family, don't enter the same door.

These two guys are both robbers at heart!

"Li Hua?"

"How did you do on the math test?" Xu Mang asked with a smile.

"Let's not talk about mathematics, we are still friends." Li Hua said helplessly: "Of course it is a disastrous failure, but it doesn't matter, the admission score will be lower, because everything is very poor."

"oh"

"My condolences." Xu Mang sighed: "Where do you plan to study?"

"Wudaokou Vocational and Technical College." Li Hua said, "It's pretty good there. I plan to volunteer there."

If Xu Mang hadn't done his homework in advance, he might have been deceived by Li Hua. A top student going to a vocational and technical college would either have a brain defect or have some nerve problems.

"You're so pretentious," Xu Mang said with a smile, "you almost alerted the United Nations."

"Just teasing you."

"Beijing University of Science and Technology." Li Hua smiled and said, "You should be able to enter, right?"

"Fudan, the magic city."

"You don't want to go to Tsinghua and Peking University?" Li Hua asked. Although Fudan is ranked third in the country in terms of QS rankings and Times rankings, Tsinghua and Peking University are more famous.

Xu Mang smiled and said silently: "The air is too bad, and my lungs are not good."

Ouch!

You are a model in the world of pretense!

Li Hua smiled bitterly. When it came to showing off, Xu Mang was very good at it.

In the morning it’s literary comprehensive,

Xu Mang came to the classroom and started waiting for the exam. Compared with the mental state of the students yesterday, they were a little haggard at this moment. It seemed that Lao Teng's paper had given them a big psychological shadow, which they would probably not be able to get rid of for a while.

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The exam begins,

Xu Mang took a rough look.

"System, how much is the full score worth in exchange for it?"

The prompts given by the system are all worth one skill point.

That means you can achieve perfect scores by relying on your own knowledge reserves.

after,

Xu Mang began to answer the questions seriously, writing sonorously and forcefully one stroke after another.

Writing, writing,

Xu Mang began to feel sleepy and couldn't help but fall asleep again. People are emotional. Whenever they are in the same but special environment, their hearts will start to overflow with emotions. Of course, what Xu Mang is overflowing with is not emotions, but emotions.

It's sleepiness.

Turn on beast mode,

Twenty-one minutes and eight seconds.

After Xu Mang finished answering all these questions, he began to fall asleep.

zzzz

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The two invigilators looked at Xu Mang, good guy, this is how he plans to get a zero score!

Invigilator A sneaked up to Xu Mang and glanced at his paper. He almost entered the inpatient department of the hospital at this glance. All he saw were papers full of answers, and the handwriting was so beautiful that he could be called a master.

this

Isn't this too fast?

How many years have you been single?

Invigilator A glanced at Xu Mang, who was sleeping soundly, and then at the students who were struggling to pick up their pens in the examination room. They all said that they were competing in the same field. But this guy Xu Mang just drove a full-level account and massacred in Novice Village. How could he compete?

?

"What's going on?"

"Is it free?" Invigilator B asked.

"Don't mention it."

"Unilateral massacre." Invigilator A said with a wry smile: "I took a quick look and found that this guy is going to be super awesome."

At this time,

Relevant leaders from the municipal education department came to inspect and happened to pass by the classroom where Xu Mang was. However, Xu Mang's position was in a conspicuous place. No matter from which angle, no matter how tricky the angle was, Xu Mang could be seen at a glance.

vast.

The accompanying person in charge of the test center noticed Xu Mang's situation and felt nervous inside. How could such a thing happen?

It's over!

I will be notified and criticized.

The relevant leader glanced at Xu Mang, said nothing, and went directly to the next classroom.
To be continued...