Chapter 313 Please be a person! (1/3)(1/2)
When the professor heard Xu Mang's words, he looked at him in confusion. What does it mean to have a heart disease?
What does it mean?
What exactly is Xu Mang going to do?
"Xu Mang?"
"What do you want to do?" the professor asked curiously: "I don't have any diseases. The school arranges a physical examination every year. I am still in good health. However, because I sit in the office for a long time, I have some problems with the disc in my waist."
"oh"
"Does that mean there is no problem?" Xu Mang nodded and said with a smile: "Professor, I found that the members of your research team lack the spirit of bold innovation. If I am not wrong, the so-called black hole collision is for
Simulate gravitational waves?"
"Is it right to get the possibility from the data first?" Xu Mang said with a smile.
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"Yes!" The professor nodded: "It's exactly what you said."
"That's the problem. Since gravitational waves are simulated, there is no fantasy about the concept of gravitational waves." Xu Mang shrugged and said calmly: "Professor, today I, Xu, will show off my real technology!"
The professor was still in a confused state at this time, completely confused about the current situation. What was Xu Mang going to do?
"Xu Mang?"
"Be kind." The professor said seriously: "I just discovered your true nature. In fact, your quality needs to be improved."
I
this
What an amazing professor, he can actually see through my inner self at a glance.
Xu Mang smiled awkwardly: "Professor allows you to have some opinions on me, but I assure you that I have a pretty good reputation as a person. You can slowly dig out some advantages from me. If you can't find any, just try to learn from me."
Find the reasons yourself.”
The professor looked at Xu Mang, is this the most talented new generation in the field of physics?
He is a little shameless,
There is also a problem with moral character.
at this time,
Xu Mang walked to a computer and was about to start simulating a black hole collision.
First we need to solve the problem of time and space.
Xu Mang thought for a moment and decided to bring in the general theory of relativity and simulate the collision of black holes within the framework of general relativity. Although this process would be very cumbersome, it was the most correct.
after,
This is an idea of gravitational waves.
What do gravitational waves look like?
Don't know why,
At this time, Xu Mang thought of the scene where he was beaten by Xiao Man, especially the various situations after he started a conspiracy with her and then deceived her, and the feeling of being punched to the flesh.
well?
Yes!
When Xiaoman's fist hits his own flesh, is the wave effect produced similar to gravitational waves?
After having the preliminary concept of gravitational waves, Xu Mang thought about its second property, the speed of gravitational waves in space and time. Xu Mang's idea of speed was very simple, and he directly defined it as an electromagnetic wave.
Let’s talk about the speed of light first
It’s just willfulness!
According to Xu Mang's own fantasy, gravitational waves are fluctuations in space-time itself, and they have the speed of light.
"Come on, come on!"
"Everyone gather around me." Xu Mang shouted: "Teacher Xu's second lecture has begun. I will show you what a real astrophysics model is!"
The words fell,
A group of students gathered around Xu Mang, some with a learning attitude, and some just watching the fun.
Xu Mang counted them and found that they were almost all here.
"professor?"
"Aren't you coming?" Xu Mang saw the professor standing in the distance and asked with a cute look on his face: "You should also come and take a look. Without you by my side, I have no motivation at all."
"Come on, come on!"
"Make way for the professor!" Xu Mang directed the students.
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The professor was helpless and followed Xu Mang's request and came to his side.
"Is everyone here?"
Xu Mang looked around, and his originally cute expression turned a little serious.
"first!"
"The experimental model made by each of you was wrong from the beginning." Xu Mang said: "Since it is a predicted physical property in the theory of relativity, how can we use the concept of absolute space and time?"
"Didn't you discover this problem when you were building the model?" Xu Mang said with a hint of anger.
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"Master Xu, we also discovered this problem." A student said helplessly: "The software is set up like this, and there is nothing we can do about it."
"What is software setting?" Xu Mang's anger suddenly rose to the top of his head. He was originally an elegant and easy-going person, but Xu Mang was a little angry because of this student's words. This person had no rigorous attitude towards science at all.
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No one said anything, but the student who was sprayed happened to be the one who stabbed the head, and said unhappily: "There is really nothing we can do about Dashen Xu's software problem, and I'm afraid you can't either, right?"
The words fell,
Xu Mang's expression gradually became a little calm.
"no?"
"Haha" Xu Mang smiled, glanced at the stubborn student, and said, "Don't say no in front of me in the future."
immediately,
Xu Mang began to make "technical" modifications to this software.
"???"
"???"
"???"
this
What is this doing?
It keeps crackling, what are you doing?
"professor?"
"What is this Master Xu Mang and Xu doing?" a student asked curiously.
"have no idea."
"Anyway, he has his reasons." The professor looked at Xu Mang typing on the keyboard with an expressionless face.
At this time,
A student who was familiar with the code discovered a clue. Xu Mang seemed to be rewriting the software, or patching it to be precise.
Damn it!
Is this guy a software engineer or a scientist?
Hybrid hybrid?
"I tell you Dashen Xu is amazing!" This student, who is familiar with coding, said to his classmates: "His programming skills cannot be improved even after fifteen years. Don't believe me, I have an uncle who works in the IT industry.
After fifteen years, my hair has dried out, but this technique is exactly the same as Xu Dashen’s.”
"ah?"
"Then why does Dashen Xu still have so much hair?" The classmate asked with a confused look on his face: "Logically speaking, Dashen Xu should have no hair."
"have no idea!"
To be continued...