Chapter 359: Unpredictable Disaster (3/3, Because the sky is too dark to hear(1/2)
"Director Fang?"
"I have published four SCI papers, with an impact factor of more than 120, and can graduate more than 100 Ph.D.s. How can I say that I am also a second-level professor?" Xu Mang began to negotiate terms with the director of the physics department: "
And I want to be exempted from the exam!"
Director Fang glanced at Xu Mang and said slowly: "Exemption from the exam is a bit excessive. You haven't received the professorship yet, so you are a student at the moment. Since you are a student, you have to take the exam."
"By the way, you can indeed evaluate this second-level professor, but at least you should go through a procedure." Director Fang said.
"oh"
"So for the final paper of the Department of Physics, I will be responsible for the advanced math part?" Xu Mang asked curiously: "Director Fang, I suddenly had an idea to test the students' comprehensive quality and independent thinking ability."
Hearing Xu Mang's words, Director Fang became interested. This guy was a bit naughty, but he was speechless in the academic field and had more ideas than beans.
"Say it."
"Let me listen and see." Director Fang said.
"It means abandoning the traditional test paper model and adopting a new approach. For example, our theoretical physics major throws out an imaginary proposition and allows students to build a physical system based on this imaginary proposition."
"What is the most important thing in learning physics?" Xu Mang smiled: "Unbridled imagination, this is a brand new attempt to inspire students to explore physics."
Absolutely amazing!
This is a really good idea!
However, the scoring criteria are a bit difficult, after all, they are all subjective evaluations.
"Well"
"It's okay." Director Fang said: "What should I do with the scores? How to score? How to come up with the questions?"
"The scoring is based on the practicality of the theory. In the process of making bold ideas, it must be reasonable and within the framework of relativity and quantum mechanics." Xu Mang said: "The topic is dark energy and dark matter. Let's see.
Let’s see what kind of thinking ability our students have when facing the problems in today’s world.”
"good!"
"I will discuss your opinion with other professors." Director Fang glanced at Xu Mang and asked curiously: "How did you think of it?"
"ah?"
"A few days ago, a group from Tsinghua University appeared on the cover of Nature. It seemed to be about artificial intelligence." Xu Mang said with a smile: "Then Xiaoman and I were talking about artificial intelligence."
"I think"
Xu Mang paused and said calmly: "I personally think that the existence of artificial intelligence can only make life simpler and reduce calculation and other work, but imagination and creativity are human advantages."
"Now we are like artificial intelligence, lacking the ability to think imaginatively and creatively, and blindly put a lot of knowledge into the brain." Xu Mang continued: "When I took a shower that night, this general framework popped up."
"right after"
"While squatting on the toilet, I completed the rough outline." Xu Mang said with a smile, "This is a smelly idea."
Director Fang pointed to the office door with a dark look on his face: "You can leave!"
Just walked through the door,
Xu Mang suddenly stopped and asked Director Fang, "When is Director Fang's history department exam scheduled?"
"The day after the end of the Physics Department, I won't conflict with you anyway." Director Fang replied: "Be well prepared. Don't get to the bottom of the exam then. It won't be your own face that will be humiliated. The entire Physics Department will be embarrassed."
Throw it in."
"oh"
"Then if I come first, will the entire history department be in tragedy?" Xu Mang showed a mean expression.
"If you get first place in the final exam of the history department, you will lead the next doctoral students!" Director Fang directly defined Xu Mang as a free gift. Although Xu Mang was a liberal arts student in high school, if you think about it carefully,
He probably forgot all about it a long time ago.
After comprehensive analysis, Director Fang gave such a condition.
At this time,
Shameless Xu Mang took out his mobile phone and pressed the play button, and then what Director Fang just said was played.
"hey-hey."
"Director Fang, I have evidence, please don't lie when the time comes!" Xu Mang said coquettishly.
Director Fang was almost furious. This guy's character did not match his knowledge.
"Go quickly!"
The next day,
Xu Mang took the textbooks he had just bought and headed to the history department building, preparing to listen to a few lectures.
"well?"
"Why are there so few people?" Xu Mang looked around and found that there were only five or six people. How could this be possible?
"classmate?"
"Excuse me, why is there no one?" Xu Mang walked to the front and asked a girl.
result
When the sleepy girl saw that it was Xu Mang, she was so frightened that she almost collapsed on the ground.
this
Is this Professor Xu Mangxu?
"Hello Professor Xu!"
"Finally I see you." The girl said with happiness on her face: "You are indeed so handsome!"
o( ̄▽ ̄)Have a discerning eye!
Xu Mang smiled and nodded: "I'm sorry that you found out. By the way, where are the first-year history students?"
"There are no classes."
"We are all studying on our own now." The girl said, "Professor Xu, what can I do for you?"
Damn it!
this
Xu Mang was completely dumbfounded. Now he had a handsome body but no soul inside.
"Professor Xu?"
"Professor Xu?" the girl asked, "Are you okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay"
"I came here to take classes and cultivate my sentiment through history." Xu Mang sighed and said helplessly: "Forget it, are there any movies recently? I plan to take my girlfriend to watch a movie."
After hearing Xu Mang's words,
The girl hurriedly said: "There is a movie called "The Cannon". I heard it is similar to "The Wandering Earth". It is a top-notch science fiction masterpiece."
Magic City Cannon?
This name is a piece of shit!
Can you see it?
Saying goodbye to this girl, Xu Mang returned to Xiaoman's dormitory. It was nearing the end of the semester. Most majors had no classes. The students were in the free-range stage. They could do whatever they needed to do, such as fall in love, watch movies, etc.
.
"Xiaoman?"
"Would you like to go see a movie tonight?" Xu Mang said, "I've been tutoring you on quantum mechanics for several days. Let's take a break today. There's a new movie called "The Cannon in the City" recently. How about we
Go and have a look?”
""Magic Cannon"?"
"I won't go!" Yang Xiaoman shook his head: "The reputation has dropped completely, and the Douban score is only a little over three points."
"ah?"
"Oh, forget it." Xu Mang took out his notebook from his backpack, then tiptoed behind Xiao Man, hugged her from behind, leaned into her ear, and said softly: "Let's play it dark, it's been a long time."
No more playing games together.”
Suddenly,
Xiaoman's body slumped down and nodded in confusion.
In less than ten minutes,
Xu Mang was scolded.
"idiot!"
"Do you know how to play?" Yang Xiaoman roared: "What are you doing in the enemy's jungle? You big idiot, you fattened up the opponent's jungle!"
To be continued...