Chapter 47 Don't play cards according to the routine! (Duck rush~~)(1/2)
Xu Mang finally woke up and took a look at the time. There were still thirty minutes before the end of the exam. Thirty minutes might be death to others, but for Xu Mang, it was a great opportunity to fight back.
Enough!
Thirty minutes is enough to get full marks!
After paying the skill value, Xu Mang began to write. His speed was very fast, to the point of being outrageous. Being single all year round gave Xu Mang this super ability, as well as the environmental factors of copying school regulations.
Talent and environment are inseparable, Xu Mang has always believed in this.
Twenty-five minutes and thirty-seven seconds,
Xu Mang has created a record. Although no one knows about this record now, it will cause a sensation on the entire campus in the near future.
"Dingle bell!"
"Put down the pen in your hand and leave the classroom one by one."
The invigilator spoke, and Xu Mang checked his name, school, class and student ID at the last moment. It was good that there were no mistakes.
The corridor outside the classroom is very quiet. If the exam was over in the past, they would either check each other's answers or brag and show off. But today everyone is silent, and each one seems to have lost its soul, wandering aimlessly.
.
Among the huge crowd, Xu Mang found Yang Xiaoman. It was not how beautiful she was, but her sunken breasts that made it hard to take her eyes away, at least for Xu Mang.
"Hey hey hey"
"Do you think this math test is difficult?" Xu Mang asked mischievously: "Suddenly you feel useless? Don't look at me like that, I'm a perfect scorer!"
"cut!"
Yang Xiaoman couldn't help but look down on Xu Mang. It wasn't that he looked down on him. This time the math paper was indeed a bit over the top, but of course it was just a little. It was quite easy for him.
"you"
Yang Xiaoman had just spoken when Lin Yishan came over with a dark face and said hurriedly: "Hello, Teacher Lin!"
"Um"
Facing Yang Xiaoman, the dark clouds turned into sunny skies in an instant, and he said with a smile: "Should Xiaoman perform normally?"
"Yes!"
Yang Xiaoman nodded.
"Okay, okay!" Lin Yishan was very pleased: "Just perform normally. I have a hunch that you will be among the top three in the city's joint examination this time!"
The words fell,
He looked at Xu Mang.
"Xu Mang!!!" Lin Yishan suddenly roared.
It’s so real!
Isn't this the speed at which Sichuan Opera can change its face?
Xu Mang shrank his head and asked cautiously: "Dried clams?"
"You boy, come here!"
Come to the office,
Xu Mang stood there solemnly. At this moment, he had long lost the aura of decadence, because he understood a truth. The more it came to this time, the more honest he had to do his duty. What about being lenient when confessing, being imprisoned, and being strict when resisting?
It’s just a talk during the Chinese New Year at home.
"You did well on the math test!" Lin Yishan said casually: "Everyone else is frowning, but you are the only one laughing and joking."
"That's right!"
"Don't even look at who I am!" Xu Mang laughed.
"Who are you?"
Lin Yishan said angrily.
Xu Mang obediently shut his mouth. At this moment, he knew that he had made a big mistake and was arrogant when he shouldn't be proud.
"Let me ask you."
"Can you get full marks this time?" Lin Yishan asked.
Xu Mang nodded and said seriously: "I already got full marks!"
Lin Yishan:@#¥%……amp;
Lin Yishan felt as if he was eating shit. He had already thought of a plan step by step, but this guy came up and blocked his words. Could he be prepared?
"Let's go!"
"Remember to close the door."
"oh"
Just after Xu Mang closed the door, he heard crisp 'applause' coming from the office.
"Pop!"
Xu Mang knows,
Lao Ban is taking a selfie of his cheek for the birth of a mathematical genius into the world.
Back to the classroom,
Xu Mang took a few ten-yuan notes and ran directly to the canteen. He did not expect that the small canteen was full of people. When Xu Mang went to buy something, he found that the bread was sold out.
The dream of every female creature in the universe: The croissant you asked for is sold out.
Bits and pieces of life: Then buy something else.
The dream of all female creatures in the universe: No more, all the bread has been robbed.
Bits and pieces of life:
Bits of life: instant noodles, seafood.
The dream of all female creatures in the universe: Oh
Xu Mang bought two buckets of instant noodles, four ham sausages and two braised eggs, and hurried back to the classroom.
“Your seafood noodles, ham sausage and braised eggs.”
"Do you want me to help you soak it?" Xu Mang asked.
"snort!"
"certainly!"
Yang Xiaoman raised her head proudly: "Make it better for me. I want it to be neither soft nor hard, neither bland nor salty. The ham, braised eggs and noodles must maintain a balance. If one of them is not
Do it and I won’t beat you to death tonight!”
listen,
Listen!
The breasts are not big, but the tone is not small!
"As you command!"
Relying on his previous understanding of instant noodles, Xu Mang quickly made the instant noodles needed for violent airports. It is not soft, not hard, not bland, not salty, and has a perfect balance of ham sausage, braised eggs and noodles. Kangshibo Seafood
noodle.
Hiss,
Hiss
"Yang Xiaoman?"
"Can you cook?" Xu Mang asked.
"Won't!"
Yang Xiaoman glanced at it and replied impatiently.
Xu Mang sighed, a woman who didn't know anything could still be so confident, Yang Xiaoman was the only one.
Can't cook,
He has a hot temper,
And with no breasts and no butt, she looks like a woman with the "Three Obediences and Four Virtues".
What are the three obediences and the four virtues?
Never mop the floor, never wash the dishes, never cook, never hit, scold, speak, or touch!
This is the modern version of the ‘Three Obediences and Four Virtues’.
afternoon,
In the politics and English exams, Xu Mang performed very steadily and still got a blank paper.
To be continued...