Chapter 61: A Student's Report~)(1/2)
Xu Mang spent an afternoon in the hospital. He was accompanied by Yang Xiaoman. He was helpless about this violent airport. He had originally planned to go shopping in the afternoon, but who knew that he would accompany such a crazy person?
"Hello!"
"How are you going to compensate me?" Yang Xiaoman, who was sitting in the infusion room, glanced at the man next to him and said angrily: "You must give me a perfect explanation today!"
"what?"
"Do you understand that I'm sick now?" Xu Mang looked disdainful: "If you are sick, you are the Emperor. How can any servant dare to talk to the Emperor like this? I'll slap you two hundred times!"
you
So angry!
Are you really treating yourself like an onion?
Yang Xiaoman was about to take action, but in the end he held back. Not to mention that this guy was on an intravenous drip. Even if he was not on an intravenous drip, beating him would probably give you a headache and a fever. At that time, it was not as simple as spending an afternoon.
So annoying!
This idiot is getting better and better!
"Why?"
"By the way, is it because you have changed a little now because you met me?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously: "I remember you were not like this when we first met. At that time, you looked stupid.
, now a little clever guy."
Xu Mang hesitated for a moment. On the surface, this question seemed to be a point question, but in fact, if the answer was not good, it would be a question. You must answer carefully, otherwise you will be punished.
"Well"
"you guess?"
"I guess you are a big-headed idiot!" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he exploded and said angrily: "You deserve to be single for the rest of your life!"
Xu Mang didn't speak. It was too dangerous to speak at this time. Everything he said was wrong. It was better to shut up.
really,
A few minutes later, Yang Xiaoman's anger subsided. At this time, she took out an apple from her bag, handed it to Xu Mang's mouth, and said, "Eat it quickly!"
“Not washed”
Yang Xiaoman:(* ̄︿ ̄)
"I'll wash it for you now!"
After saying that,
Yang Xiaoman left the infusion room angrily.
Looking at the back of the airport, Xu Mang took out his mobile phone and was about to post a Weibo. When he saw his Weibo name, he fell into deep thought.
Yang Xiaoman returned with the washed apple and put it to her mouth again. This time Xu Mang took a bite.
"How is it?" Yang Xiaoman asked with a smile: "Is it delicious?"
Xu Mang frowned and said helplessly: "It's a bit sour."
fed up,
Yang Xiaoman reached for Xu Mang's waist with her slender hands, and then suddenly exerted force. After all, she had learned Sanda, and her hands were very strong. In addition, she was in a state of rage at the moment, and she directly dealt a critical blow to Xu Mang.
.
"It hurts, it hurts!"
"Yummy! Yum! Yum!"
"snort!"
"Bitch!"
moment,
The two returned to a harmonious atmosphere.
"Send me two Weibo posts."
"Why don't you post it yourself?"
"I'm a troll!"
""
This reason cannot be refuted!
Yang Xiaoman followed Xu Mang's instructions and posted two Weibo posts. Each Weibo post contained a video, and the content exposed the ugly behavior of unscrupulous merchants.
"alright."
"Um!"
Weibo exploded!
Netizens across the country witnessed the ugly face of Ning City's exquisite Japanese food store, and commented and forwarded it one after another. Major media also began to report on it. As the incident unfolded, many inside stories were constantly dug out.
soon,
The Ning City Market Supervision Bureau established a joint investigation team composed of the industry and commerce, quality supervision, and price departments. They went to Ning City’s exquisite Japanese food stores to conduct a surprise inspection and found many problems. The most outrageous one was that a bowl cost 4,999.
The super large eel rice only costs about 800.
shop closing,
The boss is jailed.
This incident caused a lot of turmoil in society and also brought a lot of reflection to people.
Why does the price of food remain high once it becomes an internet celebrity?
Is it the operation of capital behind this?
Or is it human curiosity at work?
Or are we being too lenient with so-called internet celebrities?
This question,
Worth pondering
on Monday,
Morning.
Xu Mang came to the school with a happy and sad mood. Although the evil boss who cheated people was caught, how many evil bosses have not been caught? Xu Mang felt a little sad when he thought about this problem.
However,
The next minute he felt even more sad and helpless.
"sorry!"
"You're late!" The student union members stopped Xu Mang outside and forced him to take his name.
Xu Mang:@#¥%……
Less than three months after the start of the new semester, Xu Mang was deducted negative points. He also became the student with the most points deducted in history, and he was also the student with the most penalties for copying school rules. According to incomplete statistics, from the first year of high school to the present,
The sum of the penalized words is the capacity of two "Compendium of Materia Medica".
"We will all go to the playground later."
Lin Yishan finished the first class and said to the students below.
Xu Mang was stunned for a moment. Other schools didn't know that, but this school basically said goodbye to doing exercises until the third year of high school. Xu Mang once reported it to the Education Bureau, but in the end nothing happened.
Now
The school finally remembered that grades are not everything about students, physical fitness is equally important?
Due to a long period of absence from exercises and the physical education teacher being sick and hospitalized all year round, queuing became a problem for Class 1 of Senior Three. The situation was uneven and the scene was chaotic.
Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were very clever. They both stood at the end. Xu Mang was second at the end and Yang Xiaoman was first at the end.
"You should be in line!"
Xu Mang glanced at the violent airport behind him. He really couldn't understand why such a short person stood at the end. If the "terminally ill" physical education teacher could recover, he would probably be hospitalized again after seeing this scene.
?
"I want you to take care of it!" Yang Xiaoman glared fiercely and said angrily: "Don't talk about my height in the future, otherwise don't blame me for killing you!"
"What about breasts?"
"no!"
"butt?"
"No way!"
Admission,
A few minutes later.
To be continued...