Xu Mang was on his way home. He was waiting at the red light when he received a call from Xiao Man. This silly bitch was alone at home, watching soap operas all day, and then drank all the drinks at home.

Not to mention this girl can drink enough.

"husband"

"Buy coconuts for me."

The words fell,

Hang up immediately.

Xu Mang's face was full of confusion. Where can he buy coconuts? He immediately stopped on the roadside and called Chen Xi for help, asking if there was any place to buy coconuts in Modu.

, logically there are people selling coconuts.

"Hello?"

"Chen Xi, is there a place that sells coconuts in Modu?" Xu Mang said with a hint of helplessness in his tone, and a hint of a bitter smile: "If you, Miss Man, want to buy coconuts, this silly bitch knows how to cause trouble, now

I just remembered to buy coconuts.”

"coconut?"

"You can't buy it anymore. Even if you can, it's hard to find a size that suits Xiaoman." Chen Xi said seriously: "I gave Xiaoqiong a call. She usually likes to collect these things. I asked her if she has any.

coconut."

"Okay, okay!"

"It's really annoying for you to ask quickly. What kind of coconut do you want suddenly?" Xu Mang said with a dark look on his face: "Chenxi, if I divorce your sister Xiaoman, which side will you stand on?"

After hearing Xu Mang's words,

Chen Xi was almost frightened out of her wits, and asked in a squeaky voice: "Brother Xu Mang, have you been stimulated by something? Or maybe you drank some fake wine, why are you talking nonsense? I'm afraid that Miss Xiaoman won't do it if she hears it.

Beat you to death"

"I'm just talking casually." Xu Mang sighed: "Since you, Miss Man, got married to me, your personality has become more and more unrestrained. That aloof temperament has completely disappeared. To outsiders, you are still cold and ruthless.

But I feel more and more like a little bird."

""

"Brother Xu Mang, have you developed a sense of dependence on Sister Xiao Man?" Chen Xi asked cautiously: "It's just a sense of dependence that makes you feel uncomfortable if you don't get beaten. I think this is a mental illness. Now in the devil's capital

There are many psychological clinics, although the fees are very high, the treatment results are good."

"Ahem!"

"I have never forgotten my original intention." Xu Mang said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense and hurry up and find coconuts for your sister, Xiao Man!"

"oh"

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang went to a nearby square, parked the car, put on a mask, and went to a nearby Adidas store. This store was basically the flagship store in Shanghai, although Xu Mang didn't know why the flagship store and the online flagship store were

There is a difference in price, but the fact that many people come here means that they have something to offer.

"Are there any coconuts?"

"Sir, what size coconut do you want?" a beautiful young lady asked enthusiastically.

"Um"

"Are there any size 34 coconuts?" Xu Mang asked.

"have!"

"We just launched a children's shoe model of coconut." The beautiful lady led Xu Mang to a counter and said seriously: "Zebra-colored coconut is a children's shoe model, so the price will be relatively cheaper.

Five thousand seven.”

"oh"

"Bought!" Xu Mang just took a few glances and directly selected this coconut. When he took the shoes to the counter to pay, he asked curiously: "Can it be cheaper? Five thousand

How about five? It’s cheaper for me the first time I come here, and I’ll come again next time.”

The cashier girl gave a wry smile and said helplessly: "Sorry, this is really not possible. How about I give you a 50% discount?"

The words fell,

The cashier girl took out a computer and started to calculate the price of 5,700 yuan after a 15% discount. She said with a smile: "Sir, the total is 5,400 yuan."

Sudden,

The words stopped abruptly.

Xu Mang showed a smile and said seriously: "Is it five thousand four hundred and fifteen yuan?"

Take out your phone,

Raising his head and looking at the cashier in front of him, Xu Mang asked curiously: "Can I use Alipay?"

Payment,

leave,

Leaving behind a lonely and invincible figure.

"Scum!"

magic city,

A certain high-end villa,

Yang Xiaoman had just finished cooking dinner and was sitting on the sofa waiting for her husband to arrive. She never expected that she would have to wait for an hour. Why didn't she just ask him to buy a coconut? Why did it take so long?

time?

Could it be that he also bought a plane ticket to go to Qiongzhou Island to buy coconuts?

"Wife!"

"I'm back!" Xu Mang came home excitedly and said with a smile: "I'm starving to death, are you ready for dinner?"

""

"Why did you come back so late?" Yang Xiaoman frowned and asked curiously: "Isn't it just buying coconuts? It took more than an hour. I also took it. Can I have more snacks in the future? Such a small amount

Nothing can be done well."

"It's not that I can't do it well, it's that your demands are too much." Xu Mang said seriously: "You didn't buy coconuts before, but now you think of buying coconuts. These coconuts have long been speculated by some unscrupulous merchants, and your

The feet are so small”

Yang Xiaoman:???

What is he talking about?

Which coconut has been overpriced by merchants, and which one has very small legs? Does this have anything to do with coconuts?

The words fell,

Xu Mang took out a pair of children's shoes from the bag and said proudly: "Look, these are zebra-colored coconuts. Although they are children's shoes, who made your feet so small? The normal size is not even thirty-four.

, how is it? Do you feel very happy at this moment? Having such a capable husband."

Yang Xiaoman:(°ー°〃)

this

What is this!

I asked him to buy a fresh coconut that can be drunk, but this big pig’s trotter actually bought a pair of coconuts?!

"What's wrong?"

"Are you speechless with excitement?" Xu Mang asked with a smile: "My wife, quickly put it on and try it on for size. If it doesn't fit, I'll take it and exchange it now. Don't panic. I have the invoice here. I guarantee it will be OK."

If you find a suitable one, return it if it doesn’t work.”

At this time, Xiaoman was angry and funny. She originally thought that her husband had become enlightened. All the previous experiences told her that the big pig's hooves had turned into a romantic big pig's hooves. However, it turned out that it was easy to change the nature, but he was still the same.

Straight man.

coconut?

coconut!

Or maybe this is how straight men think.

Looking at Xu Mang seriously, she suddenly felt that her husband was actually very cute. This may be what attracted her to him. He was a big idiot at the beginning, far from being as smart as he is now, but his various unexpected behaviors...

deeply attracted to myself.

Qi returns to Qi,

However, after feeling faint, there is a faint sweetness.

"Little Mangmang"

"Why are you so cute?" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang, who had a serious look on his face, stood up on tiptoes and gently pinched his face, and said softly: "Xiao Mangmang, if you continue to be so cute, let me
To be continued...