Chapter 907 I'm going to be a father!~)(1/2)
Xu Mang, who became an expectant father for the first time, was not only excited but also a little incoherent.
"Brother Xu Mang?"
"Sister Xiao Man is pregnant?" Chen Xi asked with a confused face: "Then...Brother Xu Mang, are you going to be a father? Am...am I an uncle?"
"Yes, yes!"
"You will be an uncle from now on, so you must act like an elder." Xu Mang patted Chen Xi on the shoulder and said seriously: "Be a good person...Don't mess around. If my son doesn't do anything in the future,
If you follow my example and spend all day picking up girls outside, I'll ask your little sister Man to break your legs."
Chenxi:???
well?
This...does this have anything to do with me?
"No more nonsense!"
"Send me home quickly!" Xu Mang said seriously: "I can't drive after drinking. Find a better price for me. Someone who can drive a Ferrari. If the car is damaged, I don't even know.
Where to go to repair..."
"..."
"Brother Xu Mang... Most people really don't know how to drive your car." Chen Xi smiled bitterly and said, "Forget about an ordinary Ferrari. Not many people would dare to take orders for a car like the McLaren Senna. Otherwise,
...You sit in the car and then let a tow truck take you and the car home?"
"That's fine!"
moment,
Xu Mang sat in the car and followed the tow truck home. It wasn't until he arrived at the community that he dared to drive to his villa. Although he didn't know whether drunk driving was illegal in the community, Xu Mang was already overwhelmed by the joy of being a father.
If your brain gets carried away, why do you still care about these things?
open the door to your home,
Seeing Yang Xiaoman sitting on the sofa, he hurriedly ran to her side and asked anxiously: "Wife...are you...really pregnant?"
"Husband~"
"I'm really pregnant!" Yang Xiaoman nodded excitedly, couldn't help but touch her belly, and said happily: "I can feel life being pregnant in my belly now... This feeling is so magical!
"
Oh my god!
I'm really going to be a dad!
Xu Mang sat next to Xiao Man. At this moment, his thoughts were only filled with joy. At this moment, he even wanted to tell the world that he was going to be a dad... It turned out that being a dad felt so great. In the past... it was really...
I never thought I would become a father.
"well?"
"What are you thinking now?" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang, who looked cute, and asked with a smile: "How does it feel to be a father for the first time?"
"..."
"excited!"
"Then...responsibility." Xu Mang gently put Xiao Man into his arms and said seriously: "I will work harder in the future to give you and the child the happiness they deserve. During your pregnancy,
Here, I won’t go anywhere and will stay with you.”
"Um!"
"But you don't have to think of me so weak, I still have to work." Yang Xiaoman asked gently: "Earn more money for milk powder for the child... By the way... I will have a very explosive temper in the future.
, you have to be patient and accommodate me at all times, otherwise I will easily beat you to death by mistake."
Xu Mang:(°ー°〃)
I...
Why does it sound so scary?
"Ahem!"
"Husband?" Yang Xiaoman raised her head and said in a squeaky voice: "If I get pregnant and become a little fat...will you still like me so much? Will you think I am a yellow-faced woman? And
Are you just like a bastard like Chen Xi, messing around with women outside?"
"..."
"Don't make trouble!" Xu Mang said seriously: "I am not this kind of man, and I have seen... you can't gain weight. According to my calculations, you will only gain about ten kilograms at most. Ten kilograms is not without weight.
Yes, I haven’t lost it back because of you, but what I’m most worried about now is suffering from maternal depression.”
The words fell,
After a moment of silence, he couldn't help but laugh and said: "Maybe I'm worrying too much, you silly woman...how could you suffer from maternal depression?"
"well..."
"Speaking of silly women..." Xu Mang opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't say anything.
"fart!"
"Mom, I'm so smart!" Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily: "Silly, silly, silly... I'm always called stupid. You know a person who is always called a fool will really become a fool.
Idiot, I have a PhD in economics and am the first in the international mathematics competition!"
"Yes yes yes!"
"You have a doctorate in economics and you're the first in the math competition, but you're pregnant, right?" Xu Mang pinched Xiaoman's cheek and said with a smile, "After all, one pregnancy makes you stupid for three years."
Yang Xiaoman:(# ̄~ ̄#)
So angry!
My IQ was already a little lower than his, and now it's even lower.
"You are stupid!"
"Your whole family is stupid!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily.
"..."
Xu Mang was a little embarrassed and reminded carefully: "Wife... we are a family!"
"Ahhh!"
"Get out of here!" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that she gritted her teeth and said angrily: "I'm sick...make me some wontons!"
"Okay!"
Leave the living room,
Xu Mang came to the kitchen and while wrapping wontons, he called his mother and told her about Xiaoman's pregnancy.
"Hello?"
"Mom... tell you something big!" Xu Mang said with a smile, "You are going to be a grandma!"
After hearing Xu Mang's words, the other person was silent for a long time, and then said excitedly: "You...are you serious? Xiaoman is pregnant? I...I'm going to be a grandma?"
"Um!"
"It's absolutely true!" Xu Mang said, "I just found out today."
"Are you pregnant with a boy or a girl?" Xu's mother asked hurriedly.
"..."
"I just got pregnant, how can I already know the gender?" Xu Mang said with a bitter smile: "Boys and girls are the same, mom... It's the 21st century now. Don't bring old ideas into the new century. Is it possible to give birth to a child?"
She’s my granddaughter, so you don’t like her?”
"You kid!"
"How do you talk to your mother?" Xu's mother said angrily: "I'm just asking casually. No matter whether Xiaoman has a boy or a girl, I will love it. You stinky boy, don't talk nonsense to Xiaoman.
!”
At this time,
Xu's mother seemed to have thought of something, and hurriedly said to her son: "Oh... you and Xiaoman haven't held a wedding yet, but just received the marriage certificate. Now... why don't you find a chance to arrange the wedding?"
Please do it, otherwise your belly will get bigger day by day."
"oh..."
"I will discuss it with Xiaoman." Xu Mang said: "Mom... when Xiaoman gets pregnant, can you come to the magic city and take care of her? I'm afraid I can't take care of her well by myself, and I don't have much experience.
, it’s up to you to do it.”
"nonsense!"
"How can I safely leave my daughter-in-law to you!" Xu's mother said, "It will take some time, there is no rush now..."
after,
To be continued...