Chapter 919 You're not even as good as a stepmother!~)(1/2)
Fuda,
principal's office,
Xu Mang sat opposite the second grandfather. At this time, the two people's identities were equal. Except for the seniority issue between relatives, they basically communicated through peer conversations. Xu Mang had long been accustomed to this situation.
, and the second grandfather felt uncomfortable all over.
"Xu Mang..."
"A lot of people may come back today, so you have to be careful." Second Grandpa said with a serious face: "Try to speak more beautifully. After all, the people who come are all from the leadership, and there are TV stations that will record them.
"
"..."
"I...I really don't know what I should say." Xu Mang said helplessly: "I really can't say it...They don't understand it at all. Why come here to communicate with me? If it's just a leader, then...
Tell them to go back, they don’t understand...what are they looking for from me?"
"A show?"
"What kind of show are you doing?" Xu Mang's expression gradually darkened, and he continued to complain: "I prefer academic exchanges, rather than showing off, showing off, showing off... Is there anything I can do?"
"alright!"
"Don't feel resentful." The second grandfather said with a bitter smile: "You can simply treat them as a senior, a world-class expert, tell them some of your experience, and at the same time promote the spirit, just record these scenes, no
The solution...people are in the world, and they can’t help themselves.”
Xu Mang fell into silence. Sometimes he really didn't know what to do. Every time he put forward some new ideas, a group of monsters and ghosts would find him. Most of them didn't understand. They came over to ask a few questions and then answered by themselves.
A few questions.
The answer...they don't understand.
Disaster!
It’s really difficult!
soon,
The leadership expert group that Grandpa Er mentioned came to visit Fuda, the top university in the country. In fact, their purpose was to meet Xu Mang. They did not care about the characteristics of Fuda at all. Xu Mang also apologized throughout the whole process, although he did not know that they were there.
You say something, but at least they don’t understand what you say.
an hour later,
The two parties spent the so-called communication in a confused stage. Compared with Xu Mang's unclear situation, the other party was completely confused. It was just a matter of connes embedding... These people were instantly speechless, and then they
It is a quantum game problem.
"..."
"Xu Mang, Xu Mang, you... I don't even know what to say about you." The second grandfather looked at Xu Mang, sighed and said, "It seems that you are indeed suitable for academics, with your temper...
It's easy to be targeted by others. Fortunately, in the academic field, you have strong personal strength, otherwise you would be besieged."
"Ouch..."
"It doesn't matter!" Xu Mang said with a smile: "I'm not bragging. I used to be a scheming person, but now I'm a bit stubborn. To be precise... Haoheng, so I'll go home first.
, Second Grandpa, don’t call me this kind of thing in the future, I might have to show my face to others, and it would be terrible if it makes me embarrassed."
"good!"
"You also taught me a lesson today."
...
a villa,
Xu Mang was washing vegetables and making Japanese chicken hot pot for Xiao Man in the evening. In fact, Xu Mang was a little curious, does every girl like to eat Japanese food? Xiao Man likes Japanese food very much, which is the most unacceptable.
Yes, she likes to eat sashimi.
Oh my god...
How can I eat this?
Xu Mang is a native of Ning City. Although there is a delicacy in Ning City called red crab, which is pickled with white crabs and eaten raw...he can only accept this, such as
Rice wine, mud snails and so on.
Just kill it and cut it into slices, then dip it in soy sauce and mustard one by one. It is impossible to eat.
At half past four in the afternoon,
Driving to the company to pick up Xiaoman home, Yang Xiaoman told interesting things that happened today. Recently, South Asia encountered an invasion of desert locusts, which caused some problems. Xiaoman definitely sniped at the Indian rupee and did the same thing at the same time.
Onion and rice futures.
Listening to Xiaoman's plan, Xu Mang was so frightened that he was shaking. This woman... is really not easy to mess with. She wants to kill others every minute. She has no conscience at all. She has already suffered so much and is so tired, and she still wants to get angry.
Pour oil.
"snort!"
"Your expression...are you secretly slandering me?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang and said angrily: "What a heartless capitalist, a vampire of the people...I'm not doing this for you,
I heard from others...people from the Indian Institute of Technology have organized a small team to refute your research."
"I'm so angry... I'll kill them!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "You bad guy... I went to you like this, but you misunderstood me!"
It's over...
My temper is rising,
Xu Mang looked at Xiao Man carefully and found that her brain was filled with sad emotions, and her eyes contained a trace of tears. Xiao Man was not such a person before, but since she became pregnant, she has been easily infected by emotions.
To be precise...she is a little unstable, and sometimes the mother-to-be can collapse in just one moment.
In this regard,
Xu Mang has no complaints. Pregnancy is very hard... She has to bear all the pain of raising the child of two people. It is worth being scolded a few times. It is not good to be chauvinistic at this time.
What a thing!
"Ouch!"
"My little baby... what's going on?" Xu Mang hurriedly comforted: "Why are you crying when you're so good? Who bullied you? My husband will blow his head off later!"
"That's you!"
"Big pig's hooves..." Yang Xiaoman's emotions came and went quickly, and disappeared in an instant. However, he continued to pretend, pouted and said: "You play the role of a child tonight."
, I preview what it’s like to be a mother in advance.”
"oh..."
for a long time,
Arriving at home,
The two ate dinner happily, and I have to say... Xiaoman felt that she was becoming more and more dependent on Xu Mang. She liked eating his food, his words, his behavior, in short... she liked him.
Everything, of course, if those shortcomings can be discarded.
"Are you full?"
"I'm going to wash the dishes when I'm full." Xu Mang said, "By the way... you sometimes look at the books in my bookcase, and don't always read chicken soup articles... Nowadays, some people like to write about chicken soup. The key is
There’s something wrong with these chicken soup logics.”
"I know!"
Watching Xu Mang walk out of the kitchen, he picked up a popular science book on the coffee table. He felt irritated as he looked at it. He picked up his phone and started scrolling through Douyin. It was pretty much the same as before, and he soon started laughing stupidly.
Already.
"husband?"
"Can you make a perpetual motion machine?" Yang Xiaoman asked.
"..."
"There is no such thing as a perpetual motion machine." Xu Mang said seriously while washing the dishes: "First of all, let me say something... a perpetual motion machine is not a system that can move forever. There is a system that can move forever, such as a superfluid.
..Theoretically a superfluid is always in motion.”
"That..."
"Why?" Yang Xiaoman asked.
"Conservation of energy and the second law of thermodynamics." Xu Mang said calmly: "The first type of perpetual motion machine can never circumvent the conservation of energy, and the second type of perpetual motion machine cannot escape the second law of thermodynamics, so it does not exist."
"but..."
"I saw that there are many so-called citizen scientists on Douyin, and they have developed a perpetual motion machine. It looks really amazing." Yang Xiaoman said, "Come and take a look? What if someone else is really talented? Come on."
In time, you may become a pillar of the country."
Xu Mang: Embarrassed
really,
To be continued...