Chapter 956 If it crashes, swallow feces and commit suicide! (1/3)(1/2)
If we talk about heroes based on competition, Xu Mang's status in the world is indeed not as high as that of Xiao Man. Xiao Man ranked first in the PUMAC mathematics competition, but Xu Mang was banned from participating in the competition. However, this does not mean anything. After all, they are all in the same household register.
on.
As for the following questions, they were almost all questions that had no nutrition. Xu Mang simply said some non-nutrition words. Soon the program was announced to be over, but before the end...Xu Mang made a decision.
According to the current program environment and level, Xu Mang withdrew from all subsequent sessions. After all, he had a very serious bug.
"Before leaving..."
"I want to say something to everyone."
"First of all, I am withdrawing from the upcoming program schedule. For me... this is really too simple." Xu Mang said seriously: "In order to create a fair and just environment for everyone, I participated...
"
"in addition..."
"Please don't search too much for my wife and children." Xu Mang's tone was full of seriousness and he continued: "I'm not a star... I'm just an ordinary person. It's useless to strip me so clean.
.”
Regarding these two points,
All the viewers agreed that if Xu Mang continued to participate, there would be no suspense at all. As for Xu Mang's wife and children, it is indeed basic morality not to dig too deep and give others some private space.
Finish...
Immediately afterwards,
At the request of the audience present, Xu Mang took a group photo, and then left the studio... and met the staff of the program team backstage, including Director Wu and Director Ouyang.
"Academician Xu!"
"Thank you so much!" Director Wu said excitedly: "Because of your presence... the ratings of the show instantly increased to a terrifying level. I didn't expect that your appeal is much more powerful than those celebrities. It's really...
.Although some celebrities claim to have hundreds of millions of fans on Weibo, it turns out...the data is just fake."
Several hundred million?
It’s not brushing!
Xu Mang smiled bitterly and said calmly: "Actually, I don't have many fans. Although I have a Weibo account, I don't have v certification... Speaking of Director Wu, I unilaterally announced that I will not participate in the subsequent itinerary. I hope you can understand me."
"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!"
"You are such a busy person... We can understand!" Director Wu said hurriedly: "Academician Xu Mang... there is a celebration banquet tonight. Do you and Mr. Yang want to come over to participate? All members of our program team are here
, and several judges, let’s celebrate the ratings reaching a new high.”
"never mind..."
"There is something going on at home." Xu Mang shrugged, rejected Director Wu's invitation, and said seriously: "Speaking of which, your program needs to be more difficult. It's really... too simple! It's so simple that it's outrageous."
"Yes yes yes!"
"But it's really simple for you, but for others..." Director Wu said awkwardly: "But we will consider your opinion."
"Um!"
after,
Xu Mang met Xiao Man in the lounge the day after tomorrow. Maybe she had passed the excitement stage. Xiao Man was quite calm at this time, but under the calm expression, there seemed to be turbulent waves. As expected...
After a brief moment of reserve, there was a warm embrace.
"Husband~"
"You are the best!"
The next second,
Xiaoman jumped directly into Xu Mang's arms, just like she had just fallen in love four years ago, and launched a crazy attack on Xu Mang. Women are emotional animals and are easily moved by things around them, especially
Some memories.
But now Xiaoman's mind is filled with Xu Mang's past, and all the shortcomings that once existed in him have disappeared completely at this moment.
"Okay, okay..."
"If we were just in the passionate love stage, I might get excited. We are already an old couple now, so don't be so enthusiastic." Xu Mang said with a look of disgust: "Don't you know that a kiss from an old couple can give you nightmares?
How many nights?”
"roll!"
"I'll kill you, believe it or not?" Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes and said angrily: "I want to eat Japanese-style local chicken hot pot tonight. You can buy a local chicken for me immediately."
"ah?"
"Don't children like to eat?" Xu Mang asked with a confused look on his face: "How did it become you?"
"I..."
"Can't I give the child a taste?" Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes and said angrily: "You big idiot...Although you won the first place, what happened next made me very angry, just...just
You...you don't love me at all!"
Xu Mang:???
What?
Could this woman be stupid again?
Ever since she got pregnant, Xiao Man's stupidity has skyrocketed. Of course, the silly Xiao Man is actually really cute. The so-called thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. She was so smart before, but after getting married, her IQ dropped at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"What happened to me?" Xu Mang asked.
"have no idea..."
"I feel like you don't love me anymore." Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily: "It should be... I want to eat local chicken hot pot, but you just resist... I said that my child wants to eat local chicken hot pot.
, you seem to be very motivated."
Damn it!
As expected...
It is said that after having a child, there may be an emotional crisis. Xu Mang didn't think this was a problem before, but when he became an expectant father, his whole mind was indeed towards the child.
"Okay, okay..."
"Look at yourself, you don't look like an expectant mother at all. I think you should take a course for expectant mothers when you have time." Xu Mang said seriously: "Let's go home now, we have to go to the vegetable market to buy food.
.”
"Wait a moment!"
"If we go out now, there will definitely be a lot of people!" Yang Xiaoman said, "Let's wait a little longer."
Just then,
Xiaoman's cell phone rang. She glanced at the caller. It turned out to be a friend she hadn't contacted for a long time. She suddenly frowned. She didn't want to answer... There was no need to think about it. She must have watched the show and knew she was pregnant.
things.
Before,
I received a lot of calls from people asking if I was pregnant.
"What's wrong?"
"Why don't you answer the phone?" Xu Mang asked.
"If you don't want to answer... you must have come over to ask me if I'm pregnant." Yang Xiaoman frowned and said with an unhappy face: "I didn't want others to know, but... it seems I can't bear it anymore, annoying.
Die...I regret it now."
"cut!"
"You asked me to participate, but I didn't want to come in the first place." Xu Mang shrugged and said calmly: "This is your own business."
I originally thought that Xiaoman had no excuses, but I never expected that she would find an excuse for this.
"It's not because of you!"
"When you persisted a little longer, I would... I would have given up. Who would have thought that you didn't even struggle and just agreed." Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes and said angrily: "It's all your fault anyway.
, I’m so angry..."
Xu Mang:(°ー°〃)
horrible!
Never get pregnant again in the future, who can bear this?
...
Regarding the latest episode of "My High School Dad", it caused a huge response on the Internet, but more people regarded this episode as a special situation. After all, Xu Mang's existence broke the news that the program team had been promoting
Fair and just.
Too strong...
Although Academician Xu Mang seemed to be out of shape in the first half, giving away points at the beginning, and then only getting one point, but in the second half, he seemed to wake up and start killing everyone... and won with a crushing record.
To be continued...