"The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the birds are saying morning, morning, morning. Why are you carrying a bag of explosives?"

"I went to blow up the school. The teacher didn't know. As soon as the string was pulled, I ran away. With a bang, the school was gone!"

Singing a children's song about the situation, this children's song is adapted from "Going to School Song". It is Xu Mang's soul work when he was in junior high school. At that time, he was still a complete scumbag, but now he is a super college student. He has to say that in life

Impermanent.

"well..."

"I used to be a person who bombed schools, but... I suddenly became a scientist." Xu Mang sighed while driving the car. He had thought a lot about what he would do in the future, such as being a happy and rich man.

The second generation, or the carefree prodigal son.

However...

I never thought I would become a scientist.

Of course, he also thought about his future wife. As for his wife, Xu Mang's fantasy was very simple. He was 1.7 meters tall, with a convex front and a curved back... an angelic face and a devilish figure. As a result... he married a Yang

Xiaoman goes home.

"What a sin!"

"Not only did he become a scientist, but he also married Yang Xiaoman." Xu Mang curled his lips and couldn't help but start to think about a question: Is there a parallel universe? Is there another Xu Mang whose life trajectory is exactly the same as his own?

on the contrary?

I became a carefree and speechless prodigal, and married a woman with a good figure and good looks. So, compared to myself or Xu Mang from the parallel universe, who is happier?

It's a mystery,

Eternal mystery!

soon,

Xu Mang arrived at the company. When he saw Xiaoman's employees, he couldn't help but have a confused look on his face. They were still the same as yesterday...with confident expressions on their faces, everything was so suspicious.

.

Don’t they know they are losing money?

Bang bang bang,

He knocked lightly on the door of Xiaoman's office, and then pushed the door open. Xiaoman was still working with an expressionless face.

"Wife?"

"It's time to eat!" Xu Mang smiled and mentioned the food in his hand: "I made your favorite dishes... stir-fried shrimps with celery, Japanese-style sizzling tofu, fish-flavored shredded pork, Kung Pao chicken...

.The most amazing thing is this, a big pot of fragrant white rice!”

"..."

"I have no appetite!" Yang Xiaoman said with a dark face, "You can eat it yourself."

"Well?"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, looked at his wife's listless look, and said helplessly: "Oh...what a loss, right? I was trying to advise you not to be impulsive, don't be impulsive, you see... suddenly you have a breakthrough.

Thirty-one thousand points.”

Yang Xiaoman:(#￣～￣#)

So angry!

So angry!

Although Xu Mang spoke comforting words, he felt angry when he heard it. Yang Xiaoman felt that he was laughing at herself. This big pig has always opposed the so-called crash theory, but now... he is about to break through.

Thirty-one thousand points...

"snort!"

"Don't be complacent!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I'm telling you... it's going to fall soon. At ten o'clock tonight... it's going to plummet when it opens and trigger the circuit breaker. I'm not kidding, anyway.

Just wait for your shit-eating suicide show!"

"Whatever."

"You eat the food first... I'm telling you, it doesn't matter whether you eat it yourself, but you can't starve the child." Xu Mang rolled his eyes and said seriously: "How about I feed you?

At least you should eat some, I know it’s hard to be broke, but people rely on food and steel, and if you don’t eat one meal, you’ll be starving.”

Even though I know this is comforting myself, why does it sound so irritating?

Xu's style of comfort...is really weird!

"It's so annoying!"

"What exactly do I fall in love with you for?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "You're not handsome, you can't comfort people, and your mouth is so mean... You know how to make fun of me all day long. I was deceived in the first place.

Blind eyes? There are so many single men in the world, why do they just fall in love with you?"

"Look at what you said..."

"I'm famous for my handsomeness!" Xu Mang shrugged and said calmly: "Do you dare to say that you were not greedy for my appearance back then?"

"vomit!"

"Can you please stop saying such things?" Yang Xiaoman retched a few times, then blushed and said, "Feed me..."

after,

Xu Mang became a full-time feeding staff.

(*^-^)p(^0^*)~

soon,

After simply clearing away the tableware, Xu Mang left the company and soon returned home. He was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone. He mainly looked at Weibo's views on US stocks. However, there was not much information on it. Basically

It's all about tutorials on how to be a leek.

"Hello?"

"Master Chen?"

"What's the matter?" Xu Mang answered Chen Fan's call and asked with a smile.

"..."

"Your wife is in such a bad state, and you can still laugh." When Mr. Chen heard this hearty laughter, he couldn't help but asked: "By the way, can your wife still bear it? Do you want to quit the status quo?

Come on, you will lose money if you continue like this."

"well..."

"I persuaded you at noon, but it was useless!" Xu Mang sighed and said helplessly: "Do you think women who marry into the Xu family are all so casual? They are not hard-core people, anyway.

...I've given up, but it's not bad to think about it...at least I don't have to commit suicide by swallowing feces."

"etc?"

"You were about to commit suicide by swallowing feces. Can you pay back what you owed?" Master Chen asked.

Xu Mang said with embarrassment but without losing his smile: "Don't dwell on the past, let the past bits and pieces go with the wind... We have to focus on the present, let me tell you... as long as the fuse is broken once,

I'm going to commit suicide by swallowing feces."

"Is it necessary?"

"If the fuse really breaks, wouldn't it be the end?" Mr. Chen frowned and said nervously: "Everything is possible!"

"According to probability."

"There is such an illusory probability, but... when the probability is low to a certain extent, it can be ignored." Xu Mang said seriously: "I'm just kidding... It's already 31,000 points now. I want to drop it."

If the temperature drops below 20,000, the circuit breaker must be blown four times in a row!"

"You don't even dare to act like this on TV!" Xu Mang said with a smile: "I don't even dare to write about this kind of thing, it's too divorced from reality!"

"..."

"Sometimes... reality is even crazier!" Mr. Chen said, "You know."

"That's the same thing!"

"Doesn't exist!"

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang just collapsed on the sofa. With tens of billions of dollars... and being tossed to the point of bankruptcy, what kind of thing did he marry back?

That’s fine!

I hope this teaching can make Xiaoman wake up.

...

night,

Xu Mang is patrolling every corner of the company with potato chips. He is idle anyway, so why not take a look around... Due to special circumstances recently, both husband and wife live in the company, and there are many employees.

I simply lived in the company.
To be continued...