Chapter 990 Mother, I am the one delivering?~)(1/2)
After staying in the hospital for two or three days, Xu Mang took Xiaoman home to his sister. Of course... he gave away red envelopes in the past two days. Among them, the doctors who helped deliver the baby gave each of them 18,888 yuan, and the rest were thousands.
And in the next month,
Xu Mang has to do a lot of things, after all, Xiaoman is in confinement... The most important thing is to coax the baby to sleep, and his daughter Xu Man is still okay... It's not that much trouble. The good guy, Xu Yang, is simply a little devil. The one who holds her in her arms is annoying.
certainly,
Xu Mang drove everyone away and left himself... From his perspective, he didn't want to leave too much psychological burden on Xiaoman during confinement. Now many young mothers suffer from depression after giving birth because of some ideological problems of the previous generation.
In fact, Xu Mang has checked many documents, many of which have direct conflicts with modern scientific concepts. In the end, Xu Mang formulated a very scientific and standardized recovery stage, allowing Xiaoman to obtain the fastest and best recovery effect.
If you can't even do this step, then you will win the two Nobel Prizes in vain.
"Can you play with your phone?" Yang Xiaoman lay on the bed and asked in a daze: "Your mother told me... I'm playing with your phone now, and my eyes will be blind when I get old. Is this the case?"
“…”
"You... do you think it's possible?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "Don't listen to her... If you don't even have a pastime activity during confinement, it would be too difficult, right? Every young mother would have more or less depression after giving birth. If she held it like this all day, she would inevitably think about it."
"so..."
"My answer is... you can listen to music, read some interesting books, watch some TV shows that make you happy and play with your phone for a while, but... the premise is that it must be moderate and the time should not be too long." Xu Mang said seriously: "I have made a schedule for work and rest, and you have to follow this form."
Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment. He never expected that his husband was so careful. This was not his style at all. Perhaps... this was the driving force of love, which made a lazy and big fool full of infinite vitality.
"well?"
"Look at Xu Yang, she looks as bad as you!" Yang Xiaoman looked at the child lying beside her and said with a smile: "Look at Xu Man again... she is as cute as me."
徐茫只是笑了笑,淡然地说道:“话说...你以前脾气收敛一点,别动不动因为一些小事情,撸起袖子揍孩子,要用爱去感化孩子,用理去服人,知道什么意思吗?”
“…”
"Then let me ask you... What should you do if your son came back from the last exam for you?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Want or not?"
“The last one?”
"There's nothing to do... I can only give him a complete childhood." Xu Mang said seriously: "The premise of using love to influence the child is that he needs to get 100 points in the exam. If he gets back from a duck egg, he will only be served by a stick."
"snort!"
Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, lay on her side, holding her head, looking at her child, the more she looked at her, the more she felt happy, but when she looked at her husband, her eyes turned from being full of love before, she became a little disgusted, and she was unhappy no matter how she looked.
"Wife?"
"Um?"
"Do you really have nothing?" Xu Mang looked at Xiaoman and asked curiously: "Do you want to save and repair your husband's body?"
Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman's pretty face turned red slightly, she glanced at him angrily, and said resentful: "What are you talking about, you idiot... The children are all here, you are already a father, can you pass through your brain before speaking?"
"hey-hey!"
Xu Mang had long become an old fried dough stick. He walked to his side with a smile and said gently: "While the child doesn't understand now, I can get a little bit cheaper, and I will become a human being in the future. How can I talk about it?"
"Hate!"
"Big idiot!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "It doesn't look like a father at all... By the way... There is something that we, a couple, must discuss."
"Well?"
"What's the matter?" Xu Mang frowned slightly and said seriously: "Is it a problem for future children's education? Don't worry... I have talked to Professor Smith of Princeton University. He is just a poor student... He is so bad that he is not a human, and he can go there to study. There is no problem with graduating from undergraduate studies."
“…”
"no!"
"What I want to say is about the parent-teacher meeting." Yang Xiaoman looked at his son Xu Yang and said seriously: "I will go above ninety, and you will go below ninety."
"No..."
"Didn't we discuss it? Let Chen Xi go... As the uncle of Xu Yang and Xu Man, what's wrong with going to a parent-teacher meeting?" Xu Mang said with a look of course: "Of course... we talked in advance, and I'll go to the exam for 100 points!"
"roll!"
"I've got 100 points in the exam. Do you think you have the opportunity to hold a parent-teacher meeting?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily.
after,
Xu Mang fed the child milk powder, and then started making the so-called confinement meal alone in the kitchen. Confinement meals are actually very simple, with more dishes but less quantity. This is also to achieve nutritional balance, and they are basically packed in small dishes.
As for the oil for cooking... Xu Mang now has the best olive oil. As for how expensive it is, it is sent by Mr. Chen anyway.
night,
Xu Mang was lying on the bed reading. Because the bed was relatively large and Xiaoman was very small, he could lie down without affecting Xiaoman's rest. Moreover, Xu Mang was quite honest in sleeping and would not move any randomly.
"husband?"
"What are you doing?"
"Am I snoring?" Yang Xiaoman asked.
"No, don't fight... Why did you suddenly ask this question?" Xu Mang looked at her with a confused look.
"Yeah?"
"I guess all girls don't snore, right?" Yang Xiaoman said then.
Xu Mang:Σ(°△°|||)︴
There is a fraud!
This must be a fraud!
What should I do to answer this?
After pondering for a long time, Xu Mang said seriously: "How can I know others... Anyway... I knew you didn't fight... Haha."
"Yeah?"
Yang Xiaoman originally wanted to trick Xu Mang, but in the end he tricked everything.
"well?"
"Do you still want to trick me?" Xu Mang put down the book and said with a smile: "How could I be tricked by you?"
Yang Xiaoman was so angry that she couldn't stand Xu Mang's show of pride, and she was very unhappy when she showed off.
"I'll ask again!"
"What is fifty-nine plus one equal?" Yang Xiaoman asked.
"Sixty!" Xu Mang said.
"snort!"
"Straight man!" Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "Pay attention to the details!"
detail?
Xu Mang thought about it and it was obvious that it was addition, and the essence of addition was to combine two or more numbers and quantities into one number.
There is a conspiracy?
Thinking of this,
Xu Mang hurriedly got up and went to the study. When he left, Yang Xiaoman's face was full of question marks.
"Where are you going?"
"Verify how much is fifty-nine plus one equal!"
Yang Xiaoman:???
Half an hour,
Xu Mang took a few pieces of white paper and came to the bedroom... He was quite excited at first, but when he saw the child sleeping, he immediately returned to his calmness, tiptoed in and said seriously: "I just verified that fifty-nine plus one is indeed equal to sixty!"
"I tell you... the Heavenly King and the Capital came over, and the Milky Way exploded, it was equal to sixty!" Xu Mang handed the argument results in front of Xiaoman and said seriously: "Look... this is the result of my verification!"
I...
this...
This guy is so straight!
How did he catch himself up? And... he also gave birth to Xu Yang and Xu Man with him.
“Wow wow wow wow ~”
At this time,
The child cried and was hungry.
"I won't make trouble with you!"
"The child is crying in hunger... Don't take this kind of problem out in the future. I am a PhD in Science!" Xu Mang said seriously: "Academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, fifty-nine plus one equals... You are simply insulting my IQ!"
After the words,
So I went to make milk powder.
...
To be continued...