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The first thousand two hundred and ninety-two chapters, who is the more wonderful master?

"This...this..." I couldn't use my mouth again, and I looked straight at others.

However, the girls in the Liangjie Hall either didn't look at me or kicked the ball back to me: "Master, you interpret dreams. The master has the authority to interpret dreams."

Did I stop being stupid overnight?

I am authoritative again, right?

But what can I do?

"Let's do this! Let me tell you...I'll tell you..." I could only look aside in order to express my words: "Meng, how do you interpret his score?"

"Let me give you an example!"

"Let's just say that there used to be a county magistrate who wanted to get a higher position and be promoted. As a result, there was no movement from the higher ups. He was anxious! He thought about it day by day and dreamed about it at night! He even had three dreams in a row.

.”

"The first dream was that I dreamed that I was walking on the wall. The second dream was that I was wearing a raincoat and holding an umbrella. The third dream was that I dreamed that I and my sister-in-law were lying on the bed without any clothes.

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"The county magistrate doesn't know what it means! Just ask his wife."

"When his wife heard this, she said: I don't know! Dreaming about walking on the wall means that there is no way to go. Dreaming about wearing a raincoat and holding an umbrella means that it is unnecessary. Dreaming about lying down with my sister-in-law means that there is no way to go. Dreaming about lying with my sister-in-law means that I have wild dreams.

.This thing can’t be done.”

"When the county magistrate heard this, he was right! Isn't this the end of the story? It makes me sick when I get angry."

"The county magistrate's master knew that he was sick, so he came over to take a look. After asking, he found out what was going on. After hearing this, the master clapped his hands: Master, these are all good dreams!"

"Master, if you dreamed of walking on the wall, that means you are superior in skill. If you dreamed of wearing a raincoat and holding an umbrella, that means double insurance. If you dreamed of lying with your sister-in-law, don't you have to go up there sooner or later? This matter is definitely

become!"

"As soon as the county magistrate heard this, the disease was cured!"

"The interpretation of dreams requires the master to come."

Jiang Junci took the opportunity to look at Lao Liu, and I breathed a sigh of relief: I was saved, I was finally thrown out.

Lao Liu coughed twice and said: "I think the meaning of this dream is that there are countless fish in the sea, and you only need one."

"The red arowana is majestic, gorgeous, and both talented and beautiful. With this red arowana, you can close your nets and stop fishing."

Jiang Junci said inexplicably: "Why should I close the net? There are so many beautiful fish waiting for me!"

"Besides, is there anything interesting about that red dragon?"

"I still think those little fish are pretty."

"I think..."

Before Jiang Junci finished speaking, I saw Wang Xiaohuan pick up the big green radish I brought back yesterday, rounded it up and slapped him on the head.

What a pity that carrot.

It was smashed into several sections, and the broken radish flew more than one meter high.

Wang Xiaohuan threw the carrot and said, "Li Po, I want to go out with you to do a mission. I don't want to see that fisherman."

"Okay... okay!" At this time, what else can I say.

Wang Xiaohuan threw the carrot and left. I helped Jiang Junci up: "I said, Xiaochizi, are you really dreaming, or are you making it up?"

Jiang Junci said with a mournful face: "What I said is true."

"Besides, I really want to raise fish."

"If Ye Yang hadn't raised too many cats, I would have raised fish a long time ago."

I have a headache: "Zhuzhu, you are talking about real fish, Badger is talking about mermaid!"

"How about you go and coax the badger?"

Jiang Junci said seriously: "How to coax?"

Butcher Wang couldn't stand listening anymore: "Jiang Junci was not only infected by you, but he even learned the Northeastern dialect! Listen, it tastes like dirt! Get out of here together."

Butcher Wang was about to throw us out, and I immediately became anxious: "What does this have to do with me? I am the master of the hall! Even my own father can't take care of such things as finding a wife, so can the master of the hall do it?"

"

Butcher Wang mercilessly threw me and Jiang Junci into the backyard. I pointed at Jiang Junci and cursed: "Look at your bear-like appearance! What else can you do? You can even dream of killing me."

Being thrown out together!"

"What an unnecessary disaster!"

"The fire at the city gate will affect the fish in the pond!"

"That dream you had last night was for me, right? I am that poor pond fish."

Jiang Junci looked up at me: "Did I offend the badger?"

"You just know!" I almost went crazy: "How did your two masters teach you? How did they find their wives?"

Jiang Junci said truthfully: "Master, it was his wife who chased him."

"It was an accident that the fat master was able to marry a wife. If someone hadn't given the wrong medicine at that time, he wouldn't have had a wife. My fat master said, this is called the abundance of blessings in the sky. Blessed people don't have to be busy. They sit at home and take care of their wives.

Fly over here."

"What a great master you are! What a wonderful couple!" I was completely convinced.

Jiang Junci came over and said, "Master, you have ten masters. Haven't they taught you how to chase girls?"

I spread my hands and said, "My ten masters are all bachelors. They have taught me how to resist the charm, how to dissolve the charm, how to suppress the love charm, and even how to escape from marriage, but they have not taught me how to seduce girls."
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