Chapter 432 The secret order must have a sense of ceremony
That’s how Xiaokui’s name was decided.
After all, his surname is not Li!
I thought about it carefully and realized that Ye Yang was causing trouble from the beginning.
He asked Xiaokui what she was doing? Why did she call her daddy Li Po?
Ye Yang calmly took it out first, which made Xiaokui feel that I was the only one who wanted to "beat" her.
Let Xiaokui think he is a good person.
So bad! So insidious!
A man who keeps cats, ha!
I was planning to cultivate a relationship with Xiaokui and let her change her surname back to Li, but that prodigal kid was out of character!
Xiaokui spent all day long thinking about how to eat the Night Owl. If someone couldn't watch her, she would sneak out like a cat and run to the corridor to squat down for the Night Owl.
Once, I heard the Night Owl calling for help in the middle of the night. When I went out to see him, I saw that he had been pinned down in the corridor by Xiaokui. If I had been later, his head would have been gone.
I once again had to pull the night owl out of Xiaokui's mouth and release it. Xiaokui cried and was carried back to the room by me.
Ye Yang is such a sinister guy. He never cares if Xiaokui wants to eat Night Owl. I am the only one who looks at Xiaokui like a cat all day long.
As a result, Xiaokui got better and better with him, but she always said that I was stingy.
Am I stingy?
Night Owl is my hamster, right? He eats whatever he wants.
I tried my best to persuade Xiaokui not to eat Night Owl. As a result, I found that she had a road map in her hand.
When I took it over and saw it, I almost went crazy.
That picture was drawn by Ye Yang, and marked the detailed movement pattern of the Night Owl, as well as the most suitable place to ambush the Night Owl. He just barely taught Xiaokui how to avoid me.
No, he deliberately didn't tell Xiaokui how to avoid me so that I could save Night Owl and ruin our father-daughter relationship.
Ye Yang's insidiousness has reached a new level.
In order to prevent Xiaokui from getting along with me, he would do anything!
I have no way to discuss it with Night Owl. Can Xiaokui take a few bites?
He could only compromise with Ye Yang and promise not to change Xiao Kui's surname. He came forward to persuade Xiao Kui not to eat Night Owl.
Xiaokui really listened to his words and never caused trouble to the Night Owl again.
Later, I asked Ye Yang privately: "How did you prevent Xiaokui from looking for Night Owl?"
Ye Yang said: "I told her that Night Owl is not delicious. Eating it will cause diarrhea."
"Is it that simple?"
"Only a stupid dog can't figure it out."
Just this, just this...
I really didn't think of it.
Seeing that a good girl was abducted by Ye Yang's beast.
In those days, I was thinking about how to get Ye Yang out to do business so that he would have less contact with Xiaokui.
However, if the tasks don’t come, neither will the business.
After I was angry with Ye Yang for a month, Xiaochun finally brought the secret order of the Yin Division.
Xiaochun walked up to me and Ye Yang with his hands behind his back: "The Secret Order from the Yin Division is here, get ready to take on the mission!"
I lay lazily on the sofa: "You're here, just read it! Are you going to make me kneel down to receive the order?"
"Yes!" Nie Xiaochun squinted his eyes and said, "There must be a sense of ritual when issuing secret orders. Otherwise, you won't take it seriously. Just like the last human skin mission, you didn't take it seriously."
Nie Xiaochun gritted his teeth and looked at me: "Last time, you said there were no outsiders, so I told you the task directly. What was the result? I almost got skinned. Are you still embarrassed to lie down and listen to the task?"
"Get up and receive the order, and you, Ye Yang..."
Nie Xiaochun was obviously taking revenge on Ye Yang and I for letting her eat the milk tea cup!
Ye Yang and I looked at each other and stood up at the same time to take action. My soul-chasing rope and Ye Yang's soul-traveling thread flew towards Nie Xiaochun, tying her up tightly.
"What are you two going to do?" As Nie Xiaochun screamed, Ye Yang took out another wandering thread, wrapped it around Nie Xiaochun a few times, and pulled Nie Xiaochun's hand like a marionette: "Tell me about the mission!"
"Wait a minute! There is no sense of ceremony!" I ran out quickly and came back with a bunch of things in a short time.
I first took a pot lid and placed it on Nie Xiaochun's head, and then sprinkled some decorative red tassels on the pot lid: "Well, it looks like a red top."
"A blue sheet wrapped around my body."
"There are no patches on the clothes like the official uniforms of the Qing Dynasty. I don't know if there are patches on the eunuchs' clothes. I will put a Peppa Pig sticker on Nie Xiaochun for you." I seriously put the Peppa Pig sticker on Nie Xiaochun.
"Wait a minute, we still need an imperial edict!"
"It's an imperial edict!" I pulled out a large circle of toilet paper from behind, stretched it about a meter long and stuffed it into Nie Xiaochun's hand, and asked her to hold it in the air.
I deliberately took a few steps and said, "Leng Gou, come here and see. Is this a bit like a little eunuch announcing a decree?"
Ye Yang walked up to me: "Don't tell me, it really means something like that."
"That's right!"
While I was speaking, Ye Yang made the same move.
The left hand suddenly shook off the soul-seeking rope, and the right hand pointed at the opponent like a sword.
Ye Yang and I were already about the same level of cultivation, but neither of us could dodge the sudden attack. We both had our acupuncture points tapped by the other party, and stood face to face in the room.
I used the corner of my eye to look at the soul-traveling thread in Ye Yang's hand, and he was also rolling his eyes to look at the soul-chasing rope in my hand.
There was no ambiguity between us about who we were! We withdrew as soon as we asked, leaving no residual wealth at all!
Nie Xiaochun must have been let go!
Although I couldn't turn around, I could feel the murderous aura rising behind me.
Chapter completed!