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Chapter six hundred and ninety sixth seasoning

As soon as Lin Zhao turned around, I grabbed him by the collar: "Little bastard, I turned against you..."

Before I finished speaking, I tore half of Lin Zhao's clothes off. I was dumbfounded at the time: "Breasts...breasts...you...female..."

Lin Zhao's little face turned from red to white, then from white to blue. He grabbed my wrist with both hands, threw me over his shoulder and threw me towards the door.

After I flew out like a cloud, I realized something was wrong. The place I bumped into was the inner door, not the outer door!

A group of tigresses over there.

Before I had time to react, someone crashed into the bathroom.

When I opened my eyes, I saw white flowers...

Can't watch!

I used my hands and feet to run out, but before I reached the door, I felt a hit on the back of my head, my vision went dark, and I fainted on the ground.

When I woke up, I was tied up like a hairy crab and thrown into a big pot.

I stretched my head and took a look under the pot. Oh my God, it was full of firewood!

What is this for?

I looked up and looked forward. The girls from Liangjie Hall were sitting neatly in a row, and all of them looked towards me with frosty faces.

Butcher Wang said coldly: "Pour in the seasonings, light the fire, and stew this stinky gangster!"

Nie Xiaochun took the salt bucket and poured it into the pot. I was so frightened that I yelled: "Wait, wait, wait... This kind of joke is not allowed!"

"Who are you kidding?" Qin Xin threw the firewood directly under the pot.

"No... I was wronged!" I felt like crying.

Butcher Wang narrowed his eyes and said, "What are you wronged about? Tell me! If you don't understand, I'll stew you."

"At that time, what happened was like this..." I told the story exactly as it was: "I thought Lin Zhao was a gangster, and I went to arrest the gangster."

"Shut up!" Lin Zhao's face turned red with anger!

Butcher Wang slapped his hand on the table: "Nonsense! Everyone in the Liangjie Hall knows that Lin Zhao is a girl. With your head, if you press the tail, you will be a fox, and if you don't press the tail, you will be a vixen. Can you not tell?"

"I really didn't see it!" I finally figured it out. When I warned Lin Zhao that I would chop up the bird after sleeping with my female employer, why did Butcher Wang look weird? She had already seen it.

In the past few days, Lin Zhao and I have been good friends and brothers, and we almost didn't drag him to the toilet. I really wanted to tell Qin Xin to "stir up the fire" and make me finish it off.

But I was really afraid of those tiger girls. Biao Jiner came up and cooked me, shouting hurriedly: "My ghost eye technique can see ghosts, but I can't see under people's clothes! How do I know she is a woman?"

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"If you don't believe me, ask Ye Yang, he didn't notice it either."

Ye Yang said expressionlessly: "I can see it!"

"Fuck..." If my legs hadn't been tied, I could have jumped out of the pot: "Are you speaking human language?"

Butcher Wang gritted his teeth and said: "Add chopped green onions, garlic, and ginger. Don't forget to pour cooking wine to get rid of his irritation!"

Nie Xiaochun really poured garlic into the pot!

Ye Yang squinted his eyes and said: "To get rid of the irritation, you should add curry!"

"Yes! Add curry!" Qin Xin didn't know who was her boss, so she turned around and went to get the curry.

"I was wronged!" I burst into tears: "I swear, I really didn't see it!"

Feng Ruoxing finally spoke: "Even if you didn't see Lin Zhao's identity, what did you see in the bath?"

"I covered my eyes and fell in!" How dare I tell the truth at this time.

"Fart!" Feng Ruoxing said angrily: "When you fell in, your eyes were bigger than the eyes of a cow. Can you cover it with your two hands?"

"I really didn't see anything! I swear!" Even if I tear my mouth apart, I can't say it at this time!

Butcher Wang and Feng Ruoxing exchanged a look before saying: "Okay! You have passed the test, but you can avoid the death penalty, but you cannot escape the living crime. What do you think we should do?"

Ye Yang added: "Send it to the pet hospital!"

"Cold dog! Shut your mouth!" My hair almost stood up: "Do you think I don't die soon enough? You want to usurp the throne and inherit my inheritance!"

Zhao Yuezhu turned around and curled his lips: "Are you two husband and wife? You still inherit the inheritance!"

"Shut up!" Ye Yang and I said in unison. Zhao Yuezhu was too frightened to speak.

Butcher Wang said angrily: "You still dare to act arrogant, let's add fuel to the fire."

"Don't! It's too cooked anymore!" I was so frightened that my face turned green. These tiger girls went crazy, maybe they could do something.

Yun Shang whispered: "Sister Wang, actually there is something wrong with Li Po's brain. If he doesn't do the task, he is just like Er Ha. Otherwise, let's spare his life!"

"Good people!" I almost shed tears. There are still good people in the Hall of Two Realms.

Butcher Wang thought for a moment: "Let's do this! Let him make a living for a year instead of his merits."

"Okay, okay!" Now I have to say okay to whatever they say. People are just cutlery, and I am fish and meat. What can I do?

Butcher Wang nodded and said, "Let go!"
Chapter completed!
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