Chapter 1512 Fake Lord Buddha

Without letting Di Jiang and Jiang Du wait too long, the mastermind behind the scenes had already appeared in front of one person and one beast.

A monk!

A monk with a golden body but a black halo above his head.

The black halo is completely composed of black flames, like a black hole, giving people the feeling of swallowing everything.

"Two of you, meeting for the first time!"

The monk clasped his hands together and had a kind smile on his face, giving people a rather benevolent feeling.

"Lord Buddha?"

Jiang Du had never seen Lord Buddha, but looking at this man's appearance, who else could he be if he wasn't Lord Buddha?

Is there such a powerful person among monks?

Lord Buddha nodded slightly and acknowledged his identity without any scruples.

"Actually, the poor monk brought you two here because he wants to ask you something."

Lord Buddha said with a smile.

Jiang Du stared at the Buddha, and then at the dark Buddha ring on the Buddha's head, with a strange look in his eyes.

"What's up?"

Di Jiang couldn't wait to ask.

He had just escaped from trouble, and now he was caught again, and he felt aggrieved.

"This matter is quite simple for you two. That is to ask Jiang Du to become a disciple of my Buddhist school, and Di Jiang to be my Buddhist protector. What do you think?"

Lord Buddha chuckled and said.

"I think you're having a wild fantasy!"

Jiang Du said expressionlessly.

The co-authorship means that the two of them converted to Buddhism?

All four elements are empty, and then I will be respectful and loyal to you.

"Well said!"

Dijiang immediately agreed, it was the Dijiang, crossing the mountains and seas, killing the existence of heaven, how could it allow itself to become some bullshit protector?

However, Lord Buddha did not have any anger towards Jiang Du's words.

"I know that you two will not easily agree to this kind of thing. That is because you do not understand the mysteries of my Buddha. If you understand the mysteries of my Buddha, you two will naturally convert to Buddhism."

Lord Buddha said in a gentle voice.

"Come on, come on, if you want to save us, stop talking nonsense and come here. If you can save us, I will be your grandson!"

Jiang Duji said forcefully.

"Pioneers, don't be shy and personally take action against those of us who have ascended to the sky. Now our palace master has definitely got the news. By then, you will no longer want this Buddhist temple!"

"Well said!"

Di Jiang felt that Jiang Du's words were extremely heartfelt, and they simply spoke to his heart.

"Haha, if Shatian has the courage to go to my Buddhist temple, then I can admire him. However, by the time he comes, you should already know the secrets of my Buddhism, and maybe you will meet Shatian Bingrong by then.

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While he was speaking, the Buddha's huge body was already sitting cross-legged in front of a man and an animal.

His legs are crossed, he is holding a Buddha seal, and his eyes are smiling.

"hehe……"

Jiang Du smiled disdainfully.

"Don't think that I haven't noticed that you are not the Buddha, right? I don't know how the Buddha could have given birth to a deformed guy like you.

If my guess is correct, the Lord Buddha is also looking for you. You also want to divert the trouble to the east and let the Lord Buddha take the blame for you. Do you think the pioneers are stupid? I think you are the stupidest. You are a serious person.

, your head is quite big, but it is filled with yellow old rotten shit. Even if your skull blocks it, I can smell the stench..."

Jiang Du looked at the Buddha quite calmly and started to mutter.

The Buddha Lord with a black Buddha ring on his head suddenly revealed a strange look in his eyes.

What a smart man!

Surprisingly, all the truth has been discovered in such a short period of time.

It would be a pity if such a person turned into a foolish Buddhist.

"Well said! Well said!"

Dijiang's whole beast became excited, and he scolded so vigorously that he almost scolded all the words he wanted to scold, even the words he couldn't remember.

Enjoyable!

The Lord Buddha did not take Jiang Du's insult to heart, but said softly: "I have a "Buddha Sutra", which records many mysteries of my Buddhism. Now I will sing it to you two personally."

"Listen to this, it's obviously a dirty and shameless brainwashing talk, but it's also the secret of Buddhism. The real secret of Buddhism is that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, that all living beings are equal, that you have a clear conscience and don't worship the Buddha when you see it, that's the heart

With good intentions, everyone will be a Buddha! It is not like you, who wears a golden skin and looks golden, but in fact is dark and dirty inside.

If you can call this a Buddha, then I am the Buddha..."

Jiang Du said every word without thinking at all. When he cursed someone, he said it as soon as it came to his mouth, and he enunciated the words clearly.

The only pity is that although the seal can be lifted at any time, Jiang Du doesn't want to come into contact with it. He is still planning to listen to the forced chanting so that he can feel the power of saving people by himself.

As for brainwashing, it is impossible. With the dog system, who can brainwash yourself?

"Well said, well said!"

Di Jiang's six wings were fluttering excitedly, wishing he could grow a mouth and learn to curse with Jiang Du.

The scolding was too pleasant!

It's just... just... indescribable.

But this Buddha Lord was also thick-skinned and ignored Jiang Du at all, and began to murmur softly.

"If there are sentient beings who hear this, the karma of Guanshiyin Bodhisattva's self-restraint..."

A majestic voice came from the mouth of the Buddha. In an instant, the stone platform was filled with Buddha's light. Countless voices seemed to be buzzing. The buzzing was mixed with a unique rhythm, and it began to sound directly in Jiang Du's mind.

It seems that countless characters have turned into rivers, flowing above Jiang Du's soul.

Likewise, Di Jiang felt the same way.

"Fuck you, don't pretend that I don't know, what kind of bullshit "Buddha Sutra" is this? I'm going to tell you that you're such a big spitting star, you can't create anything yourself, so you're using other people's sutras as a big deal.

What about tail wolf?

No wonder someone else is a Buddha, but you are just a piece of trash with no subordinates. You use this method to collect your subordinates. I don’t think anyone can do such a thing.

Others still know how to convince people with virtue, but you are the only one who seems to convince others with your face, because you have so much face, two-skinned, three-skinned, four-skinned, no skin, no face, so thick-skinned.

If the gold paint comes off, do you need me to take a piece of golden dung and scrape a layer of putty on you to make you look even more golden?"

"Well said, well said!"

Dijiang's wings flapped continuously and he danced.

The Lord Buddha's face twitched slightly, and the black light of the Buddha ring above his head became darker and darker.

At this moment, Lord Buddha suddenly had the urge to kill Jiang Du. What on earth would he do with such a thing?

But because he really had no subordinates, Lord Buddha simply blocked his hearing.

Jiang Du saw Lord Buddha's face return to calmness, and immediately understood that the other party had blocked his hearing.

But I don’t want him to scold me, no way!

Jiang Du roared angrily, and the veins on his forehead popped out, directly bursting out the power of the Law of Sound. Except for the Law of Sound, everything else was still sealed.

Keep scolding!

I'm so shameless, so shameless, so shameless, so shameless, so shameless, so shameless. Do you need me?

Take a piece of golden dung and apply a layer of putty on you to make you look even more golden??br/>

"Well said, well said!"

Dijiang's wings flapped continuously and he danced.

The Lord Buddha's face twitched slightly, and the black light of the Buddha ring above his head became darker and darker.

At this moment, Lord Buddha suddenly had the urge to kill Jiang Du. What on earth would he do with such a thing?

But because he really had no subordinates, Lord Buddha simply blocked his hearing.

Jiang Du saw Lord Buddha's face return to calmness, and immediately understood that the other party had blocked his hearing.

But I don’t want him to scold me, no way!

Jiang Du roared angrily, and the veins on his forehead popped out, directly bursting out the power of the Law of Sound. Except for the Law of Sound, everything else was still sealed.
Chapter completed!