Chapter 800 Leisure(1/2)
Enough is impossible, not even in this life!
Because Jiang Du gave Jiang Shuang'er delicious food, he was temporarily regarded as a good person by his sister.
Although Jiang Du said he was only gone for a hundred days, in Ling Tianxin's view, it was astonishing that he had been gone for a hundred years.
As a price, Jiang Du could only stay at home and play with the little girl.
Jiang Du was also temporarily happy and relaxed. Jiang Shuang'er was sitting on Jiang Du's belly, holding a sugar cane in his hand and chewing on it.
It's quite difficult for her to chew this kind of thing with her teeth.
Episode 19864 of Pleasant Goat and Beautiful Goat was shown on TV, which told the story of Little Huihui who trained into a Gray Wolf Spirit to rescue Big Gray Wolf and Red Wolf from Yangcun.
Damn, she looks pretty good...
Of course, Jiang Du himself was unwilling to admit it.
How could Jiang Du like to watch this kind of thing that only children like to watch?
In his mental state at home, Jiang Du fell directly into decadence. As the saying goes, when food comes, he opens his mouth and when he comes, he reaches out for clothes.
Jiang Du also enjoyed the feeling of having a biological mother.
Of course, only Jiang Du knew how many times Jiang Du secretly went out.
After all, he hadn't seen Qin Ran and Ning Xue for a long time. The battle was really earth-shaking, and the bed was of such good quality.
Qin Ran and Ning Xue are both at the highest level now and are making rapid progress.
In addition to the two of them, there are also a group of young people from China who have emerged as extremely talented people. In just a few decades, their realm has advanced by leaps and bounds.
If it is thrown out and fought against the unknown, it should be able to become a great weapon.
All of this is the influence of heaven on the entire earth.
The way of heaven has become stronger, the earth has become stronger, and the creatures on the earth have naturally become stronger.
Even various beasts have appeared on the earth, which are equally powerful, including a hundred-meter-tall violent ape and a thousand-meter-long dragon.
But if we talk about the most ferocious beast on earth, it is still the most ferocious beast.
Coincidentally, the elf also woke up.
Jiang Du was watching TV and felt the elf's awakening breath. He hesitated for a moment and gave up the plan of injecting soul power into the elf for the time being.
I can’t sleep anymore, the elf also needs to exercise!
The current Skyfire Elf has gained a lot of weight because of Jiang Du's crazy feeding one after another, eating when he wakes up and sleeping after eating.
Forced to become a fat elf.
But the elf was so happy that he didn't want to give it up.
decadent!
He pulled the elf out.
"Dad..." A smile suddenly appeared on the Skyfire elf's face, and he stretched out his little arm towards Jiang Du.
Now the elf has finally grown up a little bit.
It was originally about the size of a palm, but now it's almost twenty centimeters.
The fiery red elf wings flap slightly, which looks pretty good.
Jiang Du pinched the Sky Fire Elf's wings and made it turn its head.
Jiang Shuang'er was struggling with this sugar cane when he suddenly saw this sky fire elf.
One big and one small, eye to eye, all were stunned.
"This is my sister, let her play with it!" Jiang Du said lazily.
I picked up a glass of juice and took two bites of Jiang Shuang'er's shrimp crackers.
The two little guys were still looking at each other, neither of them saying anything.
The little elf's little face flushed red, and finally, with great difficulty, he choked out two words: "Auntie..."
"puff……"
Jiang Dudu took a sip and squirted all the juice on the elf's back.
What kind of aunt?
Since when will the Heavenly Fire Elves talk about seniority? How can he be so sure that he wants to be a father? His aunt has already come out?
The Skyfire Elf was also a stunned young man, and turned his head to look at Jiang Du in a daze.
"Clean up after yourself!" Jiang Du said extremely irresponsibly as he relieved himself from the unspeakable words in his heart.
"oh……"
A ball of flame instantly appeared on the Skyfire Elf's body, and all the juice was directly evaporated.
Jiang Shuang'er stared at the flames appearing on the Skyfire Elf's body.
Suddenly, a flame appeared on her body.
The sofa immediately had a burnt smell.
Jiang Duyan was quick and quick, grabbing one with one hand and throwing it out of the living room at will.
The two little guys were sitting in the yard.
"Clean!"
Jiang Du looked at the scorched blackness on the sofa, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
Jiang Du could see the situation of his sister very clearly at a glance. Because his father and mother were both strong men, Jiang Shuang'er was born with some special abilities.
For example, the physical body is equivalent to a condensed golden body. Another example is that it can control some small things based on thoughts.
Another example is that various energies appear randomly on the body, and so on.
After receiving several severe beatings, Jiang Shuang'er became more obedient and learned how to restrain himself.
But this time, when she saw flames coming out of the Skyfire Elf, she couldn't hold back.
Jiang Du rubbed his brows, laughed and watched Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf with relish.
This damn cartoon is actually pretty good.
There is another most important point. Ning Xue and Xiao Ran'er are both resting. Jiang Du has gone to Jiangjia Village several times and has had several drinks. He has already boasted about his awesomeness.
There is really nothing to play with.
Jiang Du even posted a Weibo post, and the comments below were unbearable.
"Grandpa, grandpa, the little poisonous mouth has finally changed in this lifetime. Your spirit in heaven can rest in peace!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoriuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.com.com When I first saw Xiao Dui Zui's Weibo, I was still a teenager. Now that I have become a mother of six children, Xiao Dui Zui has finally changed."
"No, I want to print this Weibo and burn it to my grandma. My grandma is Jiang Du's biggest fan!"
…
When Jiang Du looked at such comments, everything felt boring.
yes!
A hundred years have passed since the earth, and my original fans are all much older, even some ordinary people...
Ordinary people are stupid. The average life span of ordinary people on earth is basically estimated to be more than 300 years old. Why don’t you burn it to your grandma? Do you believe that I will burn you?
Jiang Du directly commented harshly.
"Ahhhh... the little poisonous mouth replied to me, I am so happy."
Jiang Du raised the corner of his mouth slightly.
With Jiang Du being such a doting fan, fans will basically reply to private messages as much as possible.
Then Jiang Du opened his QQ again, countless messages flooded in, and his phone began to heat up rapidly and freeze.
Looking at the information that could not be seen at a glance, Jiang Du threw out his phone decisively.
"boom!"
The phone exploded.
Fans? Do I deserve fans?
Like the third gathering place for fans: "660464245" Jiang Du had long forgotten.
The first gathering place and the second gathering place were already overcrowded, and it was hard to find a seat.
Jiang Du fell into a salty fish state again.
Time passed day by day, Jiang Du was a little anxious just now, and immediately couldn't help but look for Pangu Tiandao.
At this time, Pangu Tiandao's voice had appeared in Jiang Du's mind.
"The heavenly tribulation is ready and we can overcome it!"
To be continued...