Licking a dog?

cough!

The ultimate way of heaven is to lick a dog, shouldn't it?

Isn't that the case?

However, Jiang Du couldn't figure it out. After entering the tower of knowledge, he saw the old scholar with his back crossed.

"Ah, teacher, I haven't seen you for a long time, but you are still so radiant and refreshed!" Jiang Du said with a smile.

The old scholar raised his head slightly.

"Xiaodu?"

"Yes, it's me. Do you still remember me?"

To be honest, looking at the old scholar's dim-sighted appearance, Jiang Du was really afraid that one day the old scholar would forget about him.

"Remember, I am a little apprentice who likes to be beaten." A smile appeared on the old scholar's face.

Jiang Du's heart was filled with emotion. It's great that he even knows that I like to be beaten.

"Yes, teacher, since you know that I like to be beaten, can you introduce me to two people who can impress me?" Jiang Du just wanted to tease his teacher.

But unexpectedly, the old scholar raised his glasses.

"If you want to be beaten, okay, I'll introduce you to two of them. Come with me tomorrow!" the old scholar said in a hoarse voice.

Jiang Du...

"Teacher, I am now in the World Realm. Most people can't touch me!" Jiang Du didn't want the old scholar's efforts to be in vain.

"Don't worry, I'll beat you half to death!" The old scholar grinned, showing his few remaining teeth.

Jiang Du...

He looked at Kong Yandao helplessly, with even pleading in his eyes, obviously asking Kong Yandao to help and persuade him.

Kong Yandao shrugged his shoulders, indicating that he had nothing to do.

Jiang Du sighed decadently and looked at the old scholar.

"Teacher, I don't like being beaten anymore, can I not go?"

The old scholar looked at Jiang Du carefully with his reading glasses, and said slowly: "How is that possible? As the saying goes, dogs can't change their eating shit. How can you not like being beaten?"

Jiang Du's body was shaken violently and he gave the old scholar a thumbs up.

"You are such an awesome person. The metaphor is very apt. I will follow you tomorrow!"

The old scholar touched his beard and showed a smile: "You can teach a kid. Besides, what I said is not a metaphor, it is a fact!"

"Okay, okay, please stop talking nonsense. Is it okay for me to follow you tomorrow?" Jiang Du's head was covered with black lines.

PS: I just had a beer, and I was temporarily drained by you little goblins today, but I ate lamb kidneys and leeks, and I will fight again tomorrow!
Chapter completed!