Chapter Fourteen The Unexplainable Wardrobe
"Hello everyone, everyone, I haven't seen you for so many days, have you missed me? No? Then we really have a good relationship, because I didn't miss you at all!" Aso Naoki plagiarized the secret factory's greeting routine without shame.
【Don’t want, don’t want at all!】
[Gogun! You can get as far away as the teacher in your U disk!]
【Shameless!】
【Shock! 360 degree flip shock!】
[City of Urban Strange Talk! It's on air again!]
[Strange talk anchor, do you still dare to show up?]
[Grandpa, have you seen it? The live broadcast room you are following is on the air again!]
[Anchor, do you know that you are so arrogant at home?]
[I never dreamed that the thin and long shadow was real!]
[Creating strange stories, how did you do it on the anchor?]
[Will the anchor accept apprentices? My loli sound!]
[I didn't interfere with me in the last live broadcast, it was finally my turn this time.]
[Sit up in a dying illness, and another wave of short and weak.]
Because the thin and long shadow in the early stage attracted enough attention, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room of the Urban Story Creator has grown rapidly. In just a few minutes, thousands of people flocked to the live broadcast room, and the number of viewers is still growing at an extremely fast speed.
Naoki Aso just glanced at it and stopped paying attention to this. No matter how many people are broadcasting live, this strange story will eventually become popular in Tokyo.
Because the "goods" he brought were "real goods", he was so confident!
"The weird story I created this time is called the 'Unclear Wardrobe'." Naoki Aso started making up stories again. "In a great country with Japan, there was a great man named Lu Xun. He said many philosophical words, one of which I was very impressed by. He said, 'There were no strange stories in this world, and there were more infatuated people, and there were also many infatuated people'."
【I just like your serious nonsense look!】
[As we all know, all famous sayings without a source are said by Lu Xun.]
[Lu Xun said: This sentence is really not what I said!]
[I think Lu Xun is weird, you can say any weird saying you want anytime and anywhere.]
【No, who is Lu Xun?】
[Who gives me popular science? I always feel that he is very powerful!]
【Who is this boss?】
"Like the last weird talk, this weird talk also originated from a bewitching heart. Once upon a time, somewhere in Tokyo, there was a girl. Her neighbor had a boy. The boy was tall and thin. The girl's heart beats when she saw him the first time she saw him. But the boy seemed to have no interest in girls. Every time the two met by chance, the boy didn't look at the girl."
"Girls are shy and dare not express their feelings, so they always like them silently. In this way, 10 years have passed, and boys and girls grew up to men and women. It is said that the most unforgettable thing is their first love. Although women are not considered first love, they are just unrequited love, but they still miss men. The friends around them have gotten married one by one, and there are many people chasing women, but she always remains single."
"With the encouragement of my good friends, the woman finally mustered up the courage to knock on the man's door. What surprised the woman was that the man actually always liked her. 'Let's play hide-and-seek together'. The woman was happy and said to the man, 'I wanted to play this game with you when I was very young'. The man agreed with a smile."
"The two decided to hide the man and capture the woman."
"The man hid in the closet, but the woman answered a call and hurried out."
"The man is waiting in the closet."
"But the woman didn't know what phone call she answered, but she didn't come back."
"The man is waiting in the closet."
"The man starved to death in the closet."
"He turned into weirdness."
【puff!!!】
[Whoever gets me a bucket quickly? I feel bloody and can't vomit!]
[The anchor’s ability to tell stories is still so bad!]
[Is the anchor so lazy? He is too lazy to even sort out logic?]
[Did that man turn into a brain-dead weird?]
[I see that you all look familiar with each other. The story of the strange chat is told like this. Are you sure he is the strange chat anchor?]
[Anchor, my 3-year-old brother calls you to learn to tell horror stories from him!]
[The anchor doesn't cry, I still love you.]
The story of Naoki Aso is full of complaints, which is expected, because he is not very good at speaking at all, and he is really too lazy to spend time on it, so lazy that he doesn't even go smoothly with logic.
But it doesn't matter. No matter how bad this weird story is, as long as the weirdness in the story is real, then this weird story will definitely become popular.
Still the same thing, "selling real people" means self-confidence!
"Okay, this weird thing does not sound scary, and it's even a bit funny, but the weird thing in this weird thing is not funny at all." After Hu finished the weird thing, Naoki Aso began to explain in detail the weird thing "the unobstructed wardrobe". He cut the camera over and gave the closet a close-up, "This is the weird thing that the boy turned into. I named it "the unobstructed wardrobe."
[Are you sure this weirdness changed by that boy, not by the wardrobe?]
【This is weird too timely, right? 】
【This wardrobe seems to have experienced a lot.】
【Is that blood stain?】
【Based on these bloodstains, my bold reasoning, at least 66 girls have become women in this closet!】
[Always feel that this strange story is mediocre.]
【This wardrobe is quite old, I just don’t know what a weird way.】
"A friend just mentioned the number 66. That's right. The wardrobe is indeed related to 66, but it's not a woman, but an unexplainable person." Aso Naoki didn't like to watch barrage when watching videos on B.com before. Now he is an anchor, so he thinks it's actually quite interesting to watch barrage. He said while watching, "There are 66 pieces of clothing in the wardrobe, including tops, pants, skirts, hats, socks, etc. Each of the clothes belongs to a person who cannot be clearly defined. When you wear these unexplainable persons on yourself, you can gain some of the abilities of the unexplainable person."
【This is weird and a bit amazing!】
[Doesn't this mean that this wardrobe can give ordinary people superpowers?]
【It turns out that people cannot behave like appearance!】
[What looks ordinary and weird actually contains such a terrible power!]
[Strange Talk to the anchor, may I ask if my right hand is too slow, are there gloves to speed up the hand in my closet?]
[Are you crazy? Shouldn't you need another condom at this time?]
【Are there any small umbrellas inside?】
【Please umbrella!】
【Please umbrella!】
【Please umbrella!】
[I think I'm myopia and can't see things clearly. Do I have glasses in my closet?]
[Your glasses, uncle! Don’t be crooked! Keep a good formation! Please umbrella!]
【Please umbrella!】
【Please umbrella!】
Chapter completed!