Chapter 1 MVP Wedding 1
In a common suite in an ordinary apartment, an extraordinary big red woman cursed at the phone.
"Yes, why did the red carpet be eighty meters? It's actually less than five meters. The boss is too immoral. The pork price increases. The carpet is also short of me. The carpet is not made of pig skin. Notify the lawyer, I want to sue him."
Next to him, Xia Yu, who was sitting on the sofa, poking the cold noodles with chopsticks and saying sarcastic words, "Don't say it, the pork is red like the carpet. Sister Yifei, you can't do this.
If you want to hire a lawyer, I know a lawyer named Zhang Wei. If you hire him, you will be sentenced to at least ten years in prison."
Xia Yu is just that you are not the boss in prison.
Yifei slapped Xia Yu's head with her palm and shouted, "What are you doing here? Didn't you ask you to buy egg cakes for me?"
"Sister Yifei, it's so hot outside," Xia Yu said slowly.
"Ye" Yifei showed a dangerous smile. "It is said that human flesh is also red. Xiao Yuzi, you said, where can I find it for free?"
"Teacher Zeng, that's right." Xia Yu threw Teacher Zeng out without saying a word
"But it's far away from the sky and right in front of me. I want to take some trouble and just grab the one in front of me, can you just grab the one in front of me?" Yifei put his hands on Xia Yu's shoulders.
"Yes, there are so many people here, you can catch them casually, but if you really can't, you can also get yourself. Anyway, you are clamoring to lose weight recently." Slapping Yifei's hand, Xia Yu fought back with fearlessness.
All other staff members who had long smelled the murderous intent hid outside the door.
When he heard Xia Yu dare to speak to Hu Yifei like this, he realized that Yifei was a fierce person in a short time and looked at Xia Yu with a look of a hero. Oh no, the martyr looked at Xia Yu with admiration.
Even those who were in a hurry to sign and send the flower basket didn't dare to come in.
"Are you going or not?" Seeing that Huairou's policy was not good, Yifei yelled in Xia Yu's ear.
Xia Yu was so scared that he fell to the ground. Seeing Yifei's murderous aura, he immediately picked up his phone and ran out of the door in a hurry, leaving the cold noodles.
Yifei looked at Xia Yu escape, then turned her eyes to everyone and said, "What are you doing?"
"No, nothing. I dare not destroy the scene."
"You don't have to do anything, hurry up and work for me. Flower baskets, and the one I don't know what department you are called. I don't know what you did. I'm going to do something so quickly. I dare to give me a little late."
After Yifei finished shouting, she drove everyone out to do things and sat on the sofa.
"I'm starving to death."
Yifei very consciously picked up the equipment she had burst from Xia Yu, a piece of cold noodles that had just been stirred and had not eaten yet, and started eating.
Xia Yu, who took the elevator to escape from the apartment building, breathed a sigh of relief.
Yifei is so that's the case today, isn't it just a wedding?
Although I didn't have any relationship with that strange couple, Yifei would kill me when she heard this.
"It's sunny to death." Standing downstairs, who was a little far from the sun's coverage, Xia Yu squinted his eyes and murmured.
"What should I do if there is no parasol?" After a moment of shock, Xia Yu sat directly on the bench in the lobby downstairs of the apartment and waited for the sun to fade.
I took out my cell phone and placed an order directly at a takeaway.
"Only fools will buy it by themselves. Of course, smart people order takeaways. Anyway, I don't pay for it. Order another chicken. Eat it yourself. Pay for it."
The takeaway is very efficient and will be delivered soon.
"Thank you." Xia Yu took the bag and said to the delivery guy.
However, when he saw that the delivery guy was fully armed, he still looked sweaty under his helmet.
"Thank you, patron." The delivery guy said trickfully and turned around and rushed to deliver the order.
"Bridge Duo Mababa" Xia Yu called the delivery guy.
The delivery guy turned around and smiled politely, "What else do you need for?"
He violently pulled open the bag and handed the free soy milk he ordered inside to the delivery guy. Xia Yu said, "Give it a gift to you, thank you for the hot weather."
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we can't ask for it." The delivery guy quickly refused.
"Then it's okay to be considered private." Xia Yu said, "Let's add qq, it will be convenient for me to place an order in the future."
When I heard about the private and specific takeaway service like QQ, the takeaway guy was no longer pretentious.
The two exchanged QQs and were friends. The delivery guy also embarked on the journey with his iced soy milk.
At this time, the bitch Zeng Xiaoxian walked into the lobby of Jin's apartment with a slutty smile, and seeing Xia Yu here was like seeing an alien.
"Hey, Ayu, I definitely saw hallucinations. Is it because it's too hot outside that it's already hot, making me feel all out of hallucinations?" Teacher Zeng covered his head and said there.
Xia Yu's face was full of black lines, too lazy to pay attention to this guy, so he turned around and got into the elevator.
Without saying a word, press the sixth floor button and the closing key.
"Ah, no, Ayuqiao has many sacks"
However, Xia Yu did not give him any face to Brother Xian, so he directly closed the door and took the elevator to the sixth floor.
When he walked into 3601, he rushed into Xia Yu and suddenly threw all the takeaways in Xia Yu's hand on the ground.
"Ah very sorry"
However, the man stood up and apologized, ran away in panic.
He also stepped on his takeaway and fell again
Looking at the young man's back as he quickly escaped, Xia Yu thought to himself, "It must be Yifei, what the hell has she done."
Xia Yu pulled the takeaway over, opened the bag, and found that Yifei's egg cake was being stepped on, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, my hand tear the chicken is fine.
Stand up, Xia Yu walked in 3601, raised the egg cake to Yifei, and said, "Sister Yifei, your egg cake."
Xia Yu, why did I ask me why I was so bold and didn’t step on the egg cake, why did I be afraid
"Oh, please trouble you. I don't know why my takeaway hasn't arrived yet. I really have to complain to him."
Seeing the box where I packed my egg cake, I swallowed speechlessly.
"What's going on?"
"I was stepped on by the guy who just ran out." Xia Yu walked around Yifei and deliberately slowed down his speech and said, "Don't worry, the egg cake itself is in the box and can still be eaten."
When he finished speaking, the person had already flew to his room and would not stay for a second.
"What"
He rushed into the room quickly, closed the door with a slam and locked it. But Yifei's dolphin screamed through our army's mecha, causing a dizzy effect on Xia Yu.
"Amitabha Buddha, Immortal Heavenly Lord, is very lucky and eat chicken tonight."
With his hands folded, Xia Yu murmured.
I heard that the young man was later ooerrxx.
Translated into a person's words that can be understood
Chapter completed!