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Chapter 316 Red Bull and Sleeping Pills

"After working for a long time, I finally repaired this washing machine!!"

Yifei closed the lid of the washing machine heavily. But awkwardly, the washing machine popped out again.

Yi Feimo kicked the unbearable lid emotionally and kicked it back.

By the way, I will give it another kick and press it back.

Press the Start button and the lights in the whole room are dimmed.

"What's going on!!"

Yifei's intuition told her that something terrifying was about to happen!

【Oba Jiangnan style! Jiangnan style!】

The audience suddenly heard the recently very popular Oppa Jiangnan style.

"What's going on!"

[Xiaohei: Let me explain what happened. Originally, Mika wanted me to set it into a very romantic dance music, but Brother Xia Yu threatened me to change it into this song, so I succumbed to his tyranny.]

Yifei stood up, and the scene that caught her eyes made her want to give Teacher Zeng a hundred punches and add a set of flashes!

I, I, I, I, Oppa Jiangnan style!

Teacher Zeng was wearing sunglasses that he didn't know where he came from, and his hands were swaying like a trouser leg tube under the wind. At first glance, there was no waist disk of a thirty-year-old uncle.

But in Yifei's eyes, Teacher Zeng was purely: "What are you nervous about here!"

I, I, I, I, Oppa Jiangnan style!

However, Teacher Zeng didn't hear what Yifei said at all, dancing on the spot.

"Hey!!" Yifei was angry. Teacher Zeng didn't dare to ignore her so much!

After running over and taking off Teacher Zeng’s sunglasses, Yifei then entered Teacher Zeng’s vision.

"Hey! Yifei, are you in this party too?!" Teacher Zeng said to Yifei with a silly smile.

"Pie you an apple pie, pineapple pie! Are you finally crazy?!"

Teacher Zeng smiled and said, "What a brainless person? I feel so happy now, do you know?!"

...Yi Fei discovered a beautiful spot - Zeng Xiaoxian can't communicate normally now.

He looked down and saw the empty bottle of Bacardi on the ground. Yifei picked it up and shook it, confirming that there was no drop left in it.

"Did you drink too much?"

Teacher Zeng shook his hand and said, "No, I didn't drink any wine! This bottle is not wine, it's Red Bull!"

"Red Bull?" Yifei looked at the wine bottle in surprise and found that there was indeed a Red Bull logo on the wine bottle... but it also had a Bacardi label.

"What? Bacardi and Red Bull's linkage model?"

Yifei turned the bottle in her hand and saw a passage written on the back of the label through the glass opposite the label.

[This bottle of drink is a mixture of Red Bull and sleeping pills, a special drink made by Mr. Xia Yu attentively prepared by Zeng Xiaoxian.]

"Damn, this guy Xia Yu, is it because he feeds Zeng Xiaoxian Red Bull and sleeping pills? Do you think Zeng Xiaoxian didn't die fast enough?"

Putting the wine bottle aside, Yifei met Zeng Xiaoxian's big eyes that tried hard to open her eyes, and she was a little lost for a moment.

"Yifei, my whole brain feels so good now, do you know? I feel my ** is in the eastern hemisphere, and my brain is on the alien planet!!" Yifei, please take me away quickly, I want to eat the fried rice you made!!"

Hearing the three words "Fried Rice", Yifei was shocked, but at this time Zeng Xiaoxian put his hands on Yifei's shoulders!!

"Let's go! Let's go eat fried rice with eggs!"

[System: Yifei full-body defense self-defense system, start! Full bomb launch!!]

"Looking for death!! Thunder Palm!!"

Bang!!

Teacher Zeng was slapped and fell to the sofa by Yifei and his palm.

But Teacher Zeng's reaction made Yifei's chin fall to the ground in shock: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all!"

Yifei widened her eyes and looked at Teacher Zeng's expression without any falsehood.

"No, it's so crazy?" Yifei sat next to Teacher Zeng, staring at Teacher Zeng's innocent expression like a child, and felt a whisper in her heart: "Can you still solve the problem of drunkenness, how can you cure this thing?"

"Damn what did Xia Yu feed Zeng Xiaoxian? You'll keep someone stupid for the next life?"

Taking the cell phone in the exit pocket, Yifei called Xia Yu.

Thirty seconds later, the phone still did not go through.

"Damn, I must be staying in the gaming room with Yu Mo again to play games."

He hung up the phone fiercely, Yifei cursed: "I'll go out and dismantle your game console in a while."

Turning his head and looking back at the crazy Zeng Xiaoxian, who had not spoken during that period.

Very quiet.

It made Yifei feel a little hallucinated: "Are you better?"

However, the facts broke Yifei's fantasy.

"You are waiting for me here! I'll bring you rice, eggs, and salt!!"

O!M!G!

There were ten thousand grass-roots in his heart. Yifei reached out to pull Teacher Zeng running out and shouted, "This is not a kitchen. Can you still bring the gas stove with you?!"

However, the force of Teacher Zeng running out surprised Yifei a little. She actually used five layers of force to pull Teacher Zeng back.

[Yifei: This guy Zeng Xiaoxian, probably won’t he gain weight again recently.]

"Lying down and sleeping for me."

"No!! Yifei, if you don't make fried rice for me, I won't lie down!!"

Teacher Zeng shouted while breaking free from Yifei's hands and stood up.

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"I me me me me me me, Oppa Jiangnan style!seisileidiei!"

The background music and the crazy Zeng Xiaoxian made her head hurt and shouted to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Okay, okay, don't dance!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian turned around and said, "You make fried rice for me, and I won't dance anymore!"

"Really? Keep your word." "One word is certain!"

After Zeng Xiaoxian said that, he really stopped jumping, and ran to the washing machine and pressed the turn on key.

The music stopped.

"What the hell? This is..."

Yifei walked to Zeng Xiaoxian, pressed the key again, and the music started again.

Turn off.

Oh, it turns out that this is the culprit.

Yifei nodded in a clear way, but she didn't understand one thing: "Zeng Xiaoxian, how did you know that this is the key to music?"

"Isn't this simple?" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and was quite proud of his IQ: "You just repaired this washing machine and pressed the switch to get music. I guess, someone must have modified the circuit. Yifei, you are really stupid, you haven't even noticed this."

Yifei was not angry at all!

A few seconds later, Yifei was shocked when she found out about this.

She was ridiculed by Zeng Xiaoxian and was not angry.

After a look at Zeng Xiaoxian, he looked stupid. Yifei couldn't even get angry at all.

[Yifei: It must be because Zeng Xiaoxian is an idiot now. How can I compete with an idiot, right? Forget it]

"Let's go out and catch the bastard who drinks you like this."

Zeng Xiaoxian sat on the sofa and refused to leave: "I won't go out!! You said you would make fried rice for me with eggs!!"

Such a big man Yifei couldn't pull Zeng Xiaoxian out, so he said, "If I don't go out to the kitchen, how can I make fried rice for you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian stood up obediently.
Chapter completed!
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