Chapter 283: The Golden Horn and the Silver Horn Are About to Cry (Repair)
Joyful, the entire cave in Pingdingshan is very cheerful.
All the little monsters are eager to sing and dance to celebrate this happiness.
After waiting for less than half a month, this immortal meat can only be seen but not eaten. Now, the two kings have finally determined that they can kill Tang Monk and eat the meat tomorrow.
At this time, the entire cave can taste this immortal meat. Naturally, all the little monsters are looking forward to it and happy.
Tonight, the two kings want to celebrate in advance, so they will hold a banquet that all the little monsters can participate in, and they will not even need to patrol outside tonight.
After preparing for the entire afternoon, soon, the cave was filled with all kinds of fine wines and delicacies.
At this banquet, seeing so many fine wines and delicacies, King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn looked very happy, raising their wine glasses and letting everyone drink to their heart's content.
"Come, have a drink and celebrate that we can taste the immortal meat tomorrow!"
"Come on, let's do it again! This is all our great blessing!"
"Drink more! Today, we will drink to our heart's content! We will not stop until we get drunk!"
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Jiang Liu sat aside and quietly watched the monsters in the cave happily drinking and eating meat. In front of him, there were also sumptuous delicacies, but there was no wine in front of Jiang Liu.
Overall, this so-called beheading meal was quite sumptuous.
However, after eating for a long time, Jiang Liu slowly tasted the unusual taste.
Because at this banquet, King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn toasted too frequently.
Moreover, they were not only trying hard to drink on their own, they even kept urging the little demons in the cave to raise their glasses and drink together.
Just like this, half an hour passed by in a flash, and one after another, the monsters in the cave were overwhelmed by alcohol and passed out drunk.
Until the end, even the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King were so drunk that they fell asleep holding the wine jar.
"Is this the trick again!?"
Finally, Jiang Liu was full. He looked around the cave, including the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn, and all the little demons, who were all so drunk that they fell asleep. Jiang Liu raised the corner of his mouth slightly and said secretly.
Laughed.
Jiang Liu had seen this trick before. When they were at Wuzhuang Temple, the two Taoist boys Qingfeng and Mingyue used the same trick when they wanted to secretly let him go.
Get yourself drunk first, and then give yourself a chance to escape.
However, the last time he visited Wuzhuang Temple, Jiang Liu had no intention of running away. This time, Jiang Liu raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and naturally he didn't run away either.
After everyone had finished drinking, Jiang Liu stood up on his own, walked to the stone room where he was usually imprisoned, sat down cross-legged, and then continued to practice Tianlong Zenyin.
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Time passed by minute by second, and when the sky gradually became brighter, King Golden Horn slowly sat up, and then gently knocked on his head.
After a hangover, I always feel as if my head is in a band, which is very uncomfortable.
"Second brother, wake up, wake up quickly..." After waking up, the Golden Horned King looked at the surroundings, then immediately pushed the Silver Horned King next to him and said.
Under the call of the Golden Horn King, the Silver Horn King slowly woke up. After rubbing his head, he immediately looked around, looked overjoyed, and asked: "Brother, where is Tang Monk?"
"It seems that we were all drunk and he escaped!" King Golden Horn could not suppress a smile on his face, but he said very regretful words in his mouth.
"Huh, did he finally escape!?" After looking around, he saw that the Tang Monk around him was indeed not there, and King Yinjiao secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Immediately, the two of them woke up all the little demons who were sleeping on the floor, and then told them that everyone was drunk last night and Tang Seng had run away, and asked everyone to hurry up and catch Tang Seng back!
"What!? Tang Monk ran away!?" Hearing the words of King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn, the little demons in the cave all had ugly expressions.
I was originally waiting to eat the meat of immortality today, but unexpectedly, Tang Monk actually ran away? How can that be done!?
There was no need for King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn to ask them. These little demons quickly spread out to find Tang Monk's whereabouts.
The flesh of immortality must not be escaped by him like this.
"Oh, wait, wait..." However, when he saw these little demons scattering and looking for Tang Monk's whereabouts, suddenly, a very clever little demon suddenly ran out and said: "I didn't run, I didn't run.
, I just went to take a look at the stone room where Tang Monk was kept, and he didn’t run away, he was still inside!"
"Oh? Really!?" There was a sense of joy at having recovered something. Many little demons in the cave were overjoyed. They immediately turned around and ran towards the cave where Tang Monk was.
"What!? Not leaving!?" However, compared to many little monsters, the Golden Horned King and the Silver Horned King were dumbfounded and looked at each other in confusion.
Then, he also ran towards the stone room where Tang Monk was.
Isn't that right? Tang Monk didn't leave at all, the old god was still sitting cross-legged, looking like he was practicing!
"Everyone, the time has come, do you want to kill the poor monk!?"
Hearing this burst of noise, Jiang Liu slowly opened his eyes, looked at all the monsters surrounding him, and said.
"Hehehe, you monk is quite sensible!" Seeing that Jiang Liu was indeed sitting here and did not look like running away, an old demon next to him secretly exhaled a long breath and said happily.
"You, why are you still here!?" However, King Yinjiao looked at Jiang Liu in confusion and said in disbelief.
"Your Majesty, this is a strange question. If the poor monk is not here, where else could he be? Didn't you lock me here?" Jiang Liu looked at King Silver Horn in surprise and asked.
"This, this guy..." Hearing Jiang Liu's words and seeing how he took it for granted, King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn almost burst into tears.
After finally putting on such a play, not only did he get drunk, but all the little monsters were also drunk. He could run away at any time, but he didn't run away? He came back!?
"Here, who are the people on this journey to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures..." At this time, King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn felt even more confused.
It seems that all the people in the team traveling to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures seem a little abnormal.
Those disciples clearly knew that their master was captured by a monster, but they turned a deaf ear? They should eat and drink, and even fight landlords and play mahjong for fun?
This master was even stranger. He had already said that he was going to kill him today, so he deliberately made all the monsters in the cave drunk, which was obviously to give him a chance to escape.
But what was the result? After all the little demons were drunk, he actually returned to the stone room to meditate by himself?
"Your Majesty, that's great. Since Tang Monk didn't run away, shall we kill him now and have a taste of his immortal meat!?"
Not to mention what the Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King were thinking, in short, the group of little demons next to them were very happy. Seeing that Jiang Liu did not run away, they all asked with expectant looks.
"No!" Upon hearing this, King Golden Horn said reflexively.
This answer made the surrounding little demons look at each other in astonishment.
Didn’t we agree to kill Tang Monk for meat today? Why? It’s not possible anymore?
"Um, ahem..."
The Golden Horned King coughed twice, feeling that now he was really at the point where he was riding a tiger. Faced with the questioning looks of many little demons, the Golden Horned King was speechless for a moment, not knowing what to say.
"Well, we were hungover last night. If we eat the meat of immortality in this state, the effect will be greatly reduced. Let's wait until it gets dark..." There is no other way. At this time, we can only come first.
It's a slow-down strategy.
"Will it affect the effect if I'm hungover?" This reason given by the Golden Horn King made the little monsters around him feel a little suspicious.
At this time, these little monsters seemed to have noticed it. After the two kings captured Tang Monk, they didn't seem to be in a hurry to eat?
"Okay, let's wait until tonight!" After a moment of silence, King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn were their kings after all. Naturally, these little demons did not dare to question his decision, so a few little demons nodded.
He nodded and said.
"Okay, please step back for now!"
The delaying strategy worked, but King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn were obviously aware of the little monsters under their control. Their thoughts seemed to be different, and they waved their hands and asked them to retreat for the time being.
After these little monsters retreated, King Golden Horn turned around and his eyes fell on Jiang Liu.
"King, do you have anything else to do!?" Looking at the Golden Horned King in front of him, Jiang Liu looked calm and asked.
"Little monk, are you really not afraid of death?" King Jinjiao felt helpless and asked Jiang Liu straight to the point.
"Afraid, if people are not afraid of death, then what are they still doing alive, right?" Jiang Liu replied after hearing what King Golden Horn said.
"If that's the case, why didn't you escape last night?" King Golden Horn frowned and continued to ask.
Hearing this, the corners of Jiang Liu's mouth raised slightly.
If this calamity in Pingdingshan is a play, and Jin Jiao Yin Jiao is the director of this play, then can he be regarded as an actor who forces the director to leave the stage?
It seems that they are really anxious.
"Why are you laughing?" Seeing the slightly raised corners of Jiang Liu's mouth, King Golden Horn frowned and asked strangely.
"I am the Laughing King. Your question is a bit funny!" Jiang Liu answered.
"Funny? What's so funny?" King Golden Horn continued to ask.
"Isn't it funny? It's you who captured me, but from your question, it seems like you don't want to kill me and want me to leave. Don't you think it's funny?"
Jiang Liu looked at the Golden Horn King with a smile in his eyes and asked.
Chapter completed!