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Thirty-eight [Miss, you can drink too much...]

The plan was decided, and Mr. Li immediately appointed a villager to invite a villager with the fastest foot and condemned him to rush to Jiulizhi to the inspector's office overnight to deliver the letter.

A few more old mothers led the lady to hide at the home of my neighbor's aunt. The remaining villagers, long-term workers and small households still hung colorful strips and pasted red flowers, and only did ordinary things.

Only Zhong Qi sat in the hall drinking tea, watching everyone busy. Time flew by, and a village house came to report to Mr. Li, saying that the third update was over and the receptionist was about to come.

The courtyard in the village was decorated with lights and brightly lit. A few maids brought the clouds, veils, wedding clothes, and led Zhong Qi into the room, shed Taoist robe and crown scarf, and replaced them one by one.

Mr. Li led a few villager to push the big red carriage, and Zhong Qi covered his head with red curtains, and was wearing red clouds. He wore wedding clothes, but he still had cloud socks and slim shoes on his feet. He was led into the sedan chair by several maids.

Mr. Li picked up the curtains and whispered to Zhong Qi from the side of the wedding sedan chair: "Master, Taoist priest... do you want any more weapons to defend yourself?"

Zhong Qi replied with a red veil, "There are knives, daggers and other kids in the village that kill pigs and remove cows. They are sharply polished, and the sticks are handed over to me..."

At a moment, Li Taigong handed over Zhong Qi's peach wood stick and put a cold-glowing cattle-eared knife on it, and said to Zhong Qi: "The Taoist Master is still entering the dragon's and tiger's den. I hope to be careful. Regardless of whether the matter is successful or not, the next day, I will definitely bring gold and jade to Wushan Demon-Subduing Hall and donate hundreds of taels of incense..."

Zhong Qi put his veil on his head and groped to put Li's stick in the red Luoyin mattress under his seat. He wrapped his sharp knife in his sleeve. He was happy to hear this. Is a life worth only a hundred taels of silver?

However, there are not many paddy fields in this village, and it is enough to spend all the money to have a hundred taels. It is because Old Man Li is sincere and nodded, and he smiled and comforted:

"It's okay, it's okay. I entered Taoism. Although I belong to Zhengyihuo, according to the original saying, even if it's a hundred years of life, I'm afraid it's hard to wear red flowers. I'm getting married. I don't want to have the opportunity to marry and get married this time. Hehe, it's really wonderful, wonderful..."

Although the world has no intention and practice is nothing, Zhong Qi is still devoted to cultivating the truth and has no expectations for the harmony between men and women, and does not intend to get married, marry a wife, and have a nest of children in this other world. Therefore, this red-collared color is the first time, or the only time, or the last time.

After twisting a few times, the wedding dress was originally prepared for Miss Li's family. Zhong Qi did not fit in it, and he was always a little distant, so Zhong Qi curled his lips and said, "There are only two things that are not beautiful. First, the clothes are small, they don't fit me, and they can't see the road clearly with the veil. Second, it's because a man marrys a man, and I always feel a little uncomfortable..."

When Mr. Li heard this, he just laughed, but also eased the tension for Zhuzhuang Ding, and they laughed without falling.

While laughing, a villager came to report that the people who were picking up their brides had already arrived outside the village. Mr. Li looked terrified and hurriedly told everyone to cheer up and not miss the horse.

After a while, the gongs and drums outside the village were heard. Mr. Li hurriedly ordered the patio to open the village gate. A bunch of people and about ten minions were dressed in colorful clothes, playing with swords and sticks, carrying gongs and drums, beating and beating, and huddled a fat head tutu into the village.

The head was fat and big-eared, wearing an iron hoop, and wearing a big red wedding dress. Seeing that Mr. Li had already prepared a banquet and was very happy on his face, he said in his heart that Old Man Li knew him.

He led a group of minions to dig a few sips of vegetables and drank two taels of wine. He quickly raised the colorful carriage and assigned the minions to get a few boxes of silk, and put more than ten taels of silver in the hall. The head-tuo hugged Li Taigong's shoulder and said, "It's not early, I'll go back to the mountain first. These brides are not respectful, hehe..."

"The carriage and carriage are ready, and the little girl is also sent to the sedan chair. Do the son-in-law need to check it?" Li Taigong pretended to behave.

Fatto Tuo lifted the curtain and saw the beauty wearing wedding clothes. She was sitting in the sedan chair in a slight and worried manner. She couldn't help but feel happy. She was about to lift the veil and look at her beauty. Li Taigong hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed him and said:

"A good son-in-law, a good son-in-law, is still not too late to see the bridal chamber. According to this custom, I lifted the veil in advance. It is not auspicious to be glorious, both inside and outside..."

Fatto Tuo rubbed his palms and had to resist his anger and said to himself: "This old man Li's family is here, so he doesn't dare to fool me. Anyway, he is my own. It's not too late to see her sooner or later, so just follow him..."

Then he laughed generously and said, "Hahaha... OK, it depends on the father-in-law, then it depends on the father-in-law."

After saying that, he bowed to Mr. Li, and took a few minions to lift the sedan chair, knocked and beat him, left the village far away, and went straight to the mountain.

Zhong Qi sat in the sedan chair, rising and falling with the slide rod, letting the head of the head talk at the side of the sedan chair several times without saying a word. He just imitated the woman's voice and twisted his nose a few times.

The Toutuo just thought it was a little lady and didn't say much. He led a group of people to cross mountains and ridges, and went all the way to Qingshigou. After walking for a while, the sky gradually became brighter.

At about Chen, I arrived at Qingshi Village and passed the gate. A group of minions had already decorated their lights and carnivals, and set up a banquet in the village to greet them.

Fatto Tuo assigned a few old mothers to lead Zhong Qi out of the sedan chair and to the back room to rest. Zhong Qi was thin and was wearing a veil, just covering his face. No one recognized him for a while. The maid took Zhong Qi straight to the room and sat on the soft couch to wait.

There was always noisy outside, and several leaders celebrated and congratulated each other. The minions all came to toast and drank them all.

After a few rounds of events, at dusk, the old mother brought Zhong Qi out again, went to the village to celebrate with the fat head Tuo, drank a glass of wine with each other, and was busy until dark, and sent it to the bridal chamber.

Then Fatto Tuo pushed everyone over to the congratulations, amid the joy of the crowd, and hurried into the bridal chamber.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw the beauty sitting on the couch with her veil, holding her green jade fingers, looking shy, and the fat head Tuo shouted in a drunken and hazy way: "Hehe... the brothers in the village are so enthusiastic, I have been waiting for a long time."

After saying that, the Toutuo fell on Zhong Qi's body, hugged Zhong Qi with his arms around him and was about to kiss him, but Zhong Qi pushed him away.

Toutuo fell to the ground and said in surprise: "Madam, you have such a great strength. Chunxiao is worth a thousand gold at a moment. How can you push me to do it?"

Seeing that he was drunk, Zhong Qi laughed in his heart, imitating the woman's tone, and said coquettishly, "You rash guy, you just drink with everyone outside, but leave me here, staying alone in the empty room, yell..."

"Huh... Why did my wife change the tone?" Fattou Tuo was a little confused, but he was confused when he was drunk, and he was not sober and didn't care. He turned to apologize, "It's because of his husband's mistake, but because of his husband's mistake, don't blame him..."

"Hmph...If you want to go to bed, you have to have a drink with me first..." Zhong Qi said with a sweet voice.

Fatty head Tuo said in a daze: "Madam, can you still drink?"

"Why can't you drink it? Let's bring wine..." Zhong Qi smiled.

Fatto Tuo staggered and brought wine from the table, poured two cups, and sat down after Zhong Qi, had a drink with Zhong Qi. After drinking, he hugged Zhong Qi and wanted to go to bed to do business, but Zhong Qi pushed him and said with a giggle, "Well... I want it, why don't you..."

"Ah... I still want to drink it? Don't miss Chunxiao..."

The fat head Tuo looked anxious, but Zhong Qi just refused to support him and had to bring wine to drink. However, Zhong Qi saw that there was no movement outside, and was afraid that the inspector's personnel would not arrive, so he led him to drink and delay time.

...

After a while, Fattou Tuo was drunk and fell asleep, and begged for mercy, "Mom...Madam, I can't drink for my husband..."

Zhong Qi laughed in his heart, but he still didn't want to stick to his mouth. The wine glass was too small, which not only made him feel uncomfortable to drink, but he also hooked up the wine worm in his stomach, pulled up the wine pot and drank it.

The fat-headed man looked confused and said in a daze: "Oh my God... I've been suffering for several lifetimes and married such a shrewd woman. This, this is drinking like drinking water..."

"Hehe...husband...it's time for you to drink again..." Zhong Qi drank a pot of wine, relieved his appetite, and then grabbed Toutuo's chest, lifted him up, held the spout and poured wine into his mouth.

"Gurgle...gurgle..."

"Cough cough...ah...cough cough" Another half pot of wine was forced to drink. The fat head Tuo had no intention of considering why the "wife" had the strength to lift him up. The mouth was spicy, so it choked that the head Tuo did not cough.

"Hahaha..." Seeing this, Zhong Qi let go of his voice and laughed.

"You...you aren't...you...don't..." Fatto Tuo pointed at Zhong Qi. Before he could finish his words, he felt his abdomen turbulently surging upwards, bowing and crawling on the table and vomiting loudly.

Just now, a fire flashed outside, and then a loud shout of killing sound came out. Zhong Qi lifted the veil on his head and sneered at Toutuo: "Husband, look at me, are you your delicate lady?"

After saying that, he held out a sharp knife from his sleeve. Regardless of Toutu's shock, he pulled his chest and lifted him up. The Toutu was drunk and still had the strength to resist. Zhong Qi used a sharp knife to cut it across his neck, and blood mixed with bubbles were left behind from his neck.

Poor fat head Tuo was full of martial arts. Before he could use his trachea, his trachea was cut off by a sharp knife, but he couldn't help but feel angry. He just hummed for a while and then got the account.
Chapter completed!
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