Chapter 835 Humorous Opening
Jon Stewart continued, “I’m also waiting to be adopted by Angelina Jolie, it’s really good.”
Laughing came from the audience.
"I have to say that the Oscars are a place where you can see the most stars, and there is no need to donate money to the Democrats," Jon Stewart said.
Laughs came from the audience because Democratic campaigns liked to give money.
"And it's also good for the stars on the scene, because most of you may have voted for the winner," Jon Stewart said.
Laughs came from the audience because the big guys and celebrities on the scene were all from the upper class in the United States, and the upper class often had a great influence on the presidential election.
Jon Stewart said: "The box office of Hollywood movies this year is a little lower than last year, and piracy still exists, so I want to say, if anyone outside the venue involves illegal movie pirated, don't do it, take a look at these stars, you are stealing their things, look at these actresses, they are too poor to wear clothes that can't be covered."
Laughing came from the audience, and the actress laughed very happily.
Jon Stewart immediately introduced some big stars and nominated movies in a humorous way.
"Capote is an earth-shaking movie that breaks the taboos and lets everyone know that not all gay people in the United States are masculine cowboys, and some are real sissy New York intellectuals, really."
Laughing came from the audience.
Jon Stewart began to tease the great director Spielberg.
"Mr. Spielberg, it's an honor we've never seen before, for being nominated for Best Director tonight for Munich, an amazing film, congratulations, sir. He also brought us Schindler's list, Schindler's list and Munich, I think I'm excited for all the Jews, I can't wait to see what else will happen next."
Laughing came from the audience because Schindler's list tells the history of Jews being persecuted by Nazis, while Munich's background is the real story of Jewish athletes being assassinated by terrorists. To put it bluntly, it's all tragic.
"Will there be a trilogy?"
Laughing came from the audience.
"I have bad news to announce that Bjork can't be there tonight because she was hurt while trying on her Oscar gown and Dick Cheney shot her!"
There was a burst of laughter from the audience because actress Bjork's swan-style Oscar dress today is very exaggerated, like a furry animal, and US Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally injured someone while hunting some time ago.
"Many people offstage have appeared in a crash."
There was a lot of laughter from the audience that crashed the car is a nominated movie that has attracted much attention this year. This means that there are many celebrities who have had crashes in the audience.
“All the movies nominated tonight are good and excellent, they have about racial discrimination, about corruption, about terrorism, etc., which is why we are going to make movies because we are going to escape.”
Laughing came from the audience.
"This year there are many excellent remakes, such as King Kong, World War, and the Indomitable, uh, Indomitable is the white version of the Soul Song King."
Laughing came from the audience, Yi Wuxing and the Soul Singer are both biography of singers, but the former protagonist is white, while the latter protagonist is black.
Jon Stewart used humorously to specifically mention the award-winning popular movie Brokeback Mountain, and also played a short film.
"There are many processes for the Oscars. People are not sure how the nominations were born and how the order is determined, so we will have something special tonight. We will introduce the award presenters in the order of achievements."
Laughing came from the audience.
"No? Well, girls and gentlemen, welcome Oscar winner Nicole Kidman."
The award ceremony began, and the first guest was Hollywood star Nicole Kidman, with long golden hair and a white dress, looking noble and charming.
Nicole Kidman presented the Best Supporting Actor.
Best Supporting Actor nominations include:
George Clooney of Cinrina
Matt Dillon crashed
Paul Giamati of the Iron Fist Man
Jack Gyllenhaal of Brokeback Mountain
William Hurt, a history of huge profits
The winner was George Clooney of Cinrina.
George Clooney came on stage to receive the award, and after giving a simple kiss to Nicole Kidman, he began to give a speech on the award.
I have to say that George Clooney is indeed a very mature and sexy man. He is 45 years old this year, who deliberately has gray hair, and is more attractive than when he was younger. No wonder he was rated as one of the sexiest men in the world.
When George Clooney delivered his acceptance speech, several women in the audience seemed uneasy.
The first person to bear the brunt is Han Jiaren.
The second is Anne Hathaway sitting next to Han Jiaren.
Then there is Jessica Alba.
The seat next to Anne Hathaway was originally from another Hollywood star. Because Anne Hathaway was familiar with this person, Kim Jingcheng used the power of B to find the organizer, changed the seat, and gave the seat to Han Jiaren.
From the opening to the present, the three women have quietly looked at Li An many times, not looking at Li An himself, but looking at the golden age.
Because Li An had an empty seat, all three women knew that it was Jin Jingcheng's seat.
After Jessica Alba learned that Kim Jingcheng was attending today's award ceremony, she specifically asked Kim Jingcheng where she was sitting. Kim Jingcheng told her that he would sit next to Lee An.
However, at the moment, the seat next to Li An has been empty, and the three women have never been able to find Jin Jingcheng's figure.
At this time, while George Clooney was giving his award speech on stage, Anne Hathaway quietly asked Han Jiaren: "What's going on? Where is your man?"
Han Jiaren's face turned slightly red: "What's my man? I'm my boyfriend."
There was nothing wrong with Anne Hathaway's words, but the tone of the question was a bit strange, making it look like Kim Jingcheng was a big shot with Han Jiaren. Han Jiaren would specifically emphasize that Kim Jingcheng was her boyfriend.
Anne Hathaway smiled and asked, "Yes, yes, where is your boyfriend, others? The awards have started. Why haven't he arrived at the scene yet? Nothing will happen to this guy?"
Han Jiaren suddenly became nervous: "No way? What can happen to him to attend the award ceremony?"
Anne Hathaway shook her head: "How could I know, otherwise I wouldn't ask you."
Han Jiaren was embarrassed: "I don't know either. He is going to present the award soon, right?"
Han Jiaren thought that Kim Jong-sung might be the guest of honor, so he has not appeared at the front desk yet because he is about to be the award presenter.
Anne Hathaway was surprised: "He is the award presenter? Why is he the award presenter?"
Han Jiaren became more and more embarrassed when she heard this. Then she suddenly remembered that Anne Hathaway didn't know that Kim was. To be continued.
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Chapter completed!