Chapter 126 The real Los Angeles Derby (2)
Kobe was in a big fight, and immediately shouted at the Clippers: "Who else?"
"Boss, we seem to have been betrayed." Ji Guomomoto was forced to take a step back by Kobe's aura. When he looked back, he was the only brothers who were standing in front of him. The Clippers' unfaithful guys all shrank without saying a word when Kobe roared.
"Don't panic, we can turn defeat into victory!" Ji Guoqiu stretched out his hand and calmed himself down. He didn't know whether to comfort Ji Guomo or cheer him up, but his expression was obviously not very good.
Stones, scissors, cloth...
0:5
Stones, scissors, cloth...
0:6
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Every time he shouted this sentence with Kobe, Ji Guoqiu's face turned pale. When he couldn't be whiter, he started to turn from white to green, and from blue to black in the depths...
The score was 2:10, which was the final record of both sides. Ji Guoqiu was so naughty. When the Lakers player was the last to drive into the bar gate, the Clippers player only entered two of them. This time he lost so much that he couldn't lose any more.
"It's okay, if we win on the court, just let them for a while." Ji Guomeng said to his teammates when Kobe was not walking far away.
"Wait, next time I will get back the principal and interest on the court, and this time it will be the interest." Kobe had already cleared the haze in his heart, but now he was so angry that he was not cleared by Ji Guomo. The two of them seemed to be difficult to resolve.
The entire Clippers fell behind someone's butt and ate ass. When they came, the joy of winning had almost disappeared. However, they still have to drink this wine. You can't blame the two brothers for losing the second derby, but you can only blame Kobe for being too cruel. Who would have thought that the boss had such a high IQ?
After entering the bar, the team members from both sides consciously scattered in two corners, one left and one right as far as possible to avoid a while of drinking and fighting.
I was either talking about unlucky today. I originally wanted to find a private room, but the private room was still full. The Clippers players could only find a place that was enough to accommodate the entire team to sit down. The waiter quickly brought the wine they ordered.
The two brothers ordered cocktails each. Artest carried a glass of whiskey and said to everyone: "Let us celebrate the victory of the game tonight. The Clippers will continue to win in a row. Our goal is to win ten consecutive games!"
Everyone raised their glasses and shouted together: "Ten consecutive victories!"
These guys deliberately pulled their necks and shouted wildly, and Lakers players who were eight feet away from them heard it.
"Bah, I don't believe they can win ten consecutive games, go for ten consecutive games!" Vujasic cursed. This guy didn't get much playing time at all today. He had limited playing time and made 0 of 3 shots. He was depressed at this moment.
Kobe also frowned, feeling very dissatisfied with the team's current record. Although he was part of his responsibility to lose today, his teammates were not favorable. Especially the team's inside strength is far inferior to the Clippers. Now Bynum is injured again. It seems that he will not be able to recover in a few months, and the team's inside strength is even weaker.
"I have to put pressure on the team's senior management again. I don't want to lose anymore, nor do I want to be unable to enter the playoffs again." Kobe took a sip of the wine, and his emotions began to turn from sunny to dark again.
On the Clippers, the players immediately got into the state after a glass of wine and started bragging and fucking; told pornographic jokes; talked about common hobbies, and laughed constantly for a while...
As soon as Ji Guomeng entered the room, his eyes were patrolling around, wanting to see if the Five Rats were here today? There were many people at this time, so of course we should take the opportunity to bully the weak.
"Damn, these guys don't show up when it's time to appear. They're really the life of villain supporting roles!"
After three rounds of drinking, time always passes very quickly in bragging, spanking and chatting pornographic jokes. Ji Guomo is not as restrained as his brother. After two glasses of wine, he has drunk too much. He stands up and shook his body, planning to go to the bathroom to make it easier for him to come back and fight again.
"Don't go to the wrong women's bathroom!" Artest shouted at the shaking little fox. These black and hard drinkers were obviously much better than Ji Guomo. They drank a lot more than the little fox, but they didn't feel like he couldn't stand steadily after two glasses. They couldn't help but ridicule the little guy who had just drunk two cocktails and started to sway and rub.
Ji Guomo has gone far, and he can still hear the ridicule of his teammates.
"The little guy is the little guy."
"The little fox is not useful, let's continue to drink."
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Ji Guochou was the most sober at the moment. At the beginning, he only drank half of the glass of wine. He sipped a small sip every time, as if he was tasting red wine.
Ji Guoqiu actually felt bored in such an occasion. It was more boring than watching the "Barbara Little Fairy Movie" or "Magic Fate" with Christine that day. Anyway, it was more boring than watching the boring movies in the cinema. It would be better to go home and find the little loli to pick up a "halo" or have a "Call of Duty".
No one noticed that in the dark corner of the bar, the five unlucky guys appeared again. When these five guys saw Ji Guomeng staggeringly, they turned into the bathroom corridor, and quickly wrapped a few beer bottles in their clothes, their faces were somewhat similar to Kobe.
"I'm really helping me. I didn't expect this guy to come back. After everyone taught him a lesson, he ran through the back door immediately. He had teammates to follow him. We should move quickly."
Chat and his four friends hid in the corner, for fear that Ji Guohuo would find out. Five of them would beat ten, even if they just picked Brevin Knight and Ji Guohuo would not be their opponents. The professional athletes' reaction, speed, flexibility and ability to resist hits were far superior to ordinary people. They had deep experience in getting beaten twice.
But when I think of this, Wu Shi burst into tears. They are just ordinary people, otherwise how could they be beaten down twice? A bloody lesson!
"So you must attack!" After Chat said that, he put a book called "Sun Tzu's Art of War" into his arms. It seemed that what he had gained during this period was very small.
Ji Guomeng was shaking at this moment, and his mind was a little unconscious. He walked to the bathroom door and looked at the signs on the two bathroom doors. There were no words but only patterns. He muttered: "The green one is the women's toilet, the red one is the men's toilet, the red one is the men's toilet, the red one is the green one is the women's toilet, the red one is the green one is the women's toilet, the red one is the green one is the women's, that's right..."
Kobe was in the bathroom at this moment, and Pan didn't know what he had to eat, so his stomach hurt.
Five Rats quickly followed behind Ji Guomo and came to the bathroom door. The five people first listened to the door and found that there was no sound of water flowing inside. Several people looked at each other, and Chat gently pushed the door open a gap and saw that there was really no one inside.
"That guy must be in the big game. We will take advantage of his half-pull to beat him half-death later! Haha, I just thought about it and I can't help but see him in bad luck!" Chat's face was full of smiles, and the other four people also showed smug smiles when they heard this, as if they had already seen Ji Guomomoto's unlucky look.
Five Rats quickly discussed at the door and divided four of them into the bathroom. They were not stupid, and they also knew that one was left outside to guard the door. This was the youngest guy among the five.
Kobe was sitting on the toilet at this moment, holding a cell phone in his hand, which was used by Vanessa to shoot the scene of him fighting with his two brothers with the rock-scissors.
There are four small single rooms in the bathroom of this bar, and there is no one outside the urinal, so Wushi chose a good time. There are small displays at the doors of the four small single rooms, and only one of the four lights up to show that there are people inside and the other three are empty. So where is Ji Guomo?
"Wait, we don't wear headbands!" Chat and the three younger brothers were preparing to take action when they suddenly found that they were not preparing stockings and were seen to be sued.
"Let's turn off the lights." One of them suggested.
"Good idea!" The other three people immediately reconsidered.
Ji Guomeng was looking for a urinal in the bathroom, but after searching for a long time, he couldn't find anything.
"Damn it, there is no urinal in the toilet, how can I be convenient?" Ji Guomori slapped hard on the wall and kicked him again.
Emma Watson followed the crew to attend the "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" movie painting event held in Los Angeles today. Most of the leading actors in the crew came to this bar to celebrate tonight. It is already midnight. Several of the leading actors in the crew are not adults and are ready to leave. Emma Watson went to the bathroom before leaving, and was blocked by Ji Guomo.
Ji Guomeng was still hesitating outside, and there was no urinal around. Let's not solve it elsewhere. There was no one inside anyway. Just as he was about to take off his pants, Emma Watson happened to open the door and walk out. A tall and big Asian suddenly appeared in front of him, which immediately scared her!
"This... did I go into the wrong men's bathroom?" Emma Watson immediately thought.
"Miss, you went to the wrong toilet." Ji Guomeng turned around and didn't recognize who it was at first sight, but he recognized it as a woman. He frowned and then asked, "**, it looks so familiar, are you filming?"
Emma Watson saw that he was a drunk, and immediately knew that he could not be shocked at this time. With the unique temperament of a British woman, he lowered his head gently and said calmly in a gentle and soothing voice: "Sorry, sir, I think I went to the wrong place."
"It's okay, I'll take you out." Ji Guomori actually pretended to be a gentleman, strode to the door, opened the door like a housekeeper, bowed and asked, and sent Emma Watson out of the men's bathroom.
Emma Watson was no longer afraid at this time, but instead was amused in his heart. It seemed that this guy was just drunk too much and should not be a bad person. He smiled lightly and was about to go out.
"You...why are you there?"
Opposite the women's toilet is the men's toilet. When the white soft-boy who was guarding the door of the men's toilet like a bodyguard saw Ji Guomeng, his face was instantly scared and pale!
"Is it you?" Although Ji Guomeng was very drunk, he was still very impressed by the unlucky Five Rats and recognized him at a glance. "Go to die!" Ji Guomeng reacted quickly at this time, kicked him over and directly KO the white soft-boy who had not been beaten twice!
Emma Watson was frightened now. I wonder why the Asian man who was still gentle just now suddenly ran away and instantly turned into a villain.
"Dang...crack...crack...crack..."
The white soft-boy who was guarding the door just sat down on the ground, and a ding-dong sound came from the men's bathroom opposite at the same time!
Ji Guomeng and Emma Watson both looked at each other, and Kobe's head was covered in blood and he banged out of the door with a "bang"!
"help!"
Although Kobe was covered in blood, he was very sane. He probably had too much impact from hitting the door from the bathroom. After rushing out, he rushed directly to Ji Guomo and stopped. Half of his body went into the women's bathroom.
"You can be covered in blood when you go to the toilet. You are considered to be hanged. Who told you to go to the women's toilet to peep and be beaten?" Ji Guomori said gloatingly when he saw Kobe's head covered in blood.
Chapter completed!