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Chapter 200 Gorillas only jerk off

The Clippers defeated the big fish-bottomed Timberwolves and officially entered the final stage in March. Their devils performed well in the first half of March, and the remaining tail was even more important. The unfinished tail was even more hateful than the eunuch!

On March 20, the Clippers defeated the Golden State Warriors at home, Ji Guochou had 14 points, 11 rebounds, 5 assists and 2 blocks, and Ji Guomo had 20 points, 12 rebounds, 2 assists and 3 blocks.

On March 22, the Clippers defeated the Portland Trail Blazers away. Ji Guoqiu scored 17 points, 12 rebounds, 4 assists and 4 blocks, and Ji Guomiang scored 19 points, 8 rebounds, 3 assists and 2 blocks.

On March 23, the Clippers lost to the Portland Trail Blazers at home. Ji Guoqiu had 12 points, 10 rebounds, 3 assists and 2 blocks, and Ji Guomi had 15 points, 10 rebounds, 2 assists and 2 blocks.

On March 26, the Clippers lost to the Dallas Mavericks away. Ji Guoqiu scored 24 points, 14 rebounds, 5 assists and 3 blocks, and Ji Guomiang scored 16 points, 7 rebounds, 3 assists and 2 blocks.

On March 27, the Clippers lost to the San Antonio Spurs away. Ji Guoqiu scored 15 points, 11 rebounds, 6 assists and 2 blocks, and Ji Guomiang scored 30 points, 8 rebounds, 2 assists and 3 blocks.

On March 29, the Clippers lost to the Utah Jazz away. Ji Guoqiu had 14 points, 10 rebounds, 4 assists and 2 blocks, and Ji Guomi had 15 points, 8 rebounds, 2 assists and 2 blocks.

The Clippers' Devil March ended with a four-game losing streak. In the eyes of the media, the result was unexpected. The Clippers quickly fell to eighth in the Western Conference after four-game losing streak. At this time, they only had one more win than the Denver Nuggets.

But the good news is that their devil March is finally about to pass after this four-game losing streak...

When you look at the Clippers' schedule, although the April schedule that comes next is not easy, it will be much better than March. They have experienced three back-to-back times in just one month. No injuries are already the biggest good news for the Clippers. Once the injury at this time leads to missing the playoffs, that is the most tragic thing!

After the Clippers played the Jazz, there was only one game left this month, and another back-to-back. This was their fourth back-to-back match in March, with the opponent being the second-last Memphis Grizzlies in the West.

Finally on March 30, the twins broke out in their last game in March, with the Clippers defeating the Memphis Grizzlies at home, ending the entire March game.

At the end of the month, the two brothers won the Best Rookie in the West again, and the winner of the Best Rookie in the East is Jockin Noah of the Bulls.

Poor Durant is said to cry secretly every time the award is presented at the end of the month.

Xiao Shubao's personal data has now risen to averaging 20.5 points, 4.6 rebounds, 2.5 assists, 1.0 blocks, 1.0 steals, 3.0 turnovers, with a shooting percentage of 43.3%, a three-point shooting percentage of 30.6%, and a free throw shooting percentage of 88.5%.

I don’t know if it was stimulated by the twins, but Durant’s data is much stronger than another time and space, especially his three-point shooting percentage. In the second half of the season, it finally increased to more than 30%. However, such data still do not have an advantage compared to any of the two brothers, and can only watch the last Rookie Award of the Month. It is awarded again to the twin brothers of the Clippers.

However, Durant can still work hard in the last time in April, which is his only chance. With his data, he can't even win a rookie of the month all season, which is a little pitiful.

The Clippers ended their March schedule and had played a total of 73 games. The two brothers' data continued to show an upward momentum.

Ji Guochou played 72 games, averaged 15.4 points, 12.6 rebounds, 5.0 assists, 3.1 blocks, 2.8 turnovers, with a shooting percentage of 56.2%, and a free throw percentage of 90.3%.

Ji Guomeng played 69 games, averaged 20.1 points, 9.0 rebounds, 2.6 assists, 2.4 blocks, 2.7 turnovers, with a shooting percentage of 48.8%, a three-point shooting percentage of 41.6%, and a free throw shooting percentage of 90.6%.

Western Conference rankings: 1 Spurs, 2 Lakers, 3 Hornets, 4 Jazz, 5 Rockets, 6 Suns, 7 Mavericks, 8 Clippers, 9 Nuggets.

The NBA is entering April and is also at the end of the season. The situation in the East is relatively clear. There are still four or five teams in the West who are still fighting for the playoffs!

Clippers fans thought the team would start rebounding in April, but on April 1, the Clippers' first game in April was overwhelmed by the Houston Rockets. A five-game losing streak made the arch-rival Lakers fans just like the New Year, just like setting off firecrackers to celebrate.

Major media have long started to criticize them. The Clippers have worked hard for a season and finally made up a great lineup in trading around. But they may fall to the final sprint stage. It's really sad and ridiculous!

After the Clippers lost five consecutive games, their record became 46 wins and 28 losses, which is the same as the Nuggets' record, but it is temporarily ranked eighth because of the victory or defeat.

The media took the opportunity to hype up the situation that the Clippers were in danger at the end of the season. Now the top five in the Western Conference have basically been stable. The remaining three playoff spots are between the Suns, Mavericks, Clippers and Nuggets. It seems that the competition is not fierce, but in fact, the gap between these four teams is too small, so it would be strange if the competition is not fierce!

The Clippers have the last eight games left in April, and these eight games cannot be missed, and each game is crucial.

On April 3, the Clippers first met the Seattle Supersonics. This is their life-saving straw. As long as the Supersonics are killed, the Clippers can temporarily stabilize their rhythm and be overwhelmed!

Durant naturally was unwilling to be regarded as a life-saving straw. Instead, he planned to act as the last straw that defeated the camel at the deathly moment of the Clippers, crushing the annoying Clippers and their damn twins to death!

Let you steal my rookie of the month... Let you steal my rookie match mvp... Let you steal my rookie of the best rookie...

However, after the game, Durant knew that he was thinking too much! The twins pressed him down and beat him with a combination of punches as soon as they came up, letting the poor schoolbag know why the Clippers could fight for the last three playoff spots in the fiercely competitive West, but he could only struggle at the bottom... The strength of these two teams is not the same order of magnitude. If the Supersonics want to win, they must not only rely on their own full-feeling touch, but also rely on the Clippers' cool touch. These two supersonics have no way to win.

Ji Guoqiu finally scored 25 points, 15 rebounds, 5 assists and 5 blocks, while Ji Guomiang scored 28 points, 10 rebounds, 4 assists and 3 blocks. The Clippers beat the Seattle Supersonics away.

Next, the Clippers will go back-to-back away again on April 4, against Sacramento Kingdom, which missed Chris Carman.

In this game, in order to enter the playoffs, the twins both made a big splash again. Ji Guomeng defeated the Kings in the last 3 seconds, and the Clippers won an extremely valuable victory away.

Just the day before, the Mavericks defeated the Warriors; the Nuggets lost to the Suns, and Steve Nash helped him two of his firsts at the last minute.

On April 6, Kings' Margeti and Kaman, who returned from injury, defeated the Nuggets at home. These two old Clippers also helped their old clubs with the last player.

After the game, Mageti called the Fox brother to ask for me. Ji Guomeng agreed to Mageti and next time he came to Los Angeles to invite him to the best nightclub, he was pinched by Taylor Swift in his arms...

On April 7, the Clippers played against the Cleveland Cavaliers at home; the Mavericks played against the Suns away.

Now the Phoenix Suns ranks sixth in the Western Conference with a record of 50 wins and 26 losses; the Mavericks ranks seventh with a record of 49 wins and 27 losses; the Clippers ranks eighth with a record of 48 wins and 28 losses; the Nuggets rank ninth with a record of 46 wins and 30 losses.

Once the Mavericks lose to the Suns away today, the Clippers defeat the Cavaliers, the two teams will have the same record. Although the Clippers are not advantageous due to the victory or defeat, they are still ranked eighth, but they still have 5 games left. This means they have a chance to overtake the Mavericks and return to seventh.

Phoenix Suns had a poor record after the trade, falling from second in the West to sixth in the West. The Phoenixes are still theoretically at risk of falling out of the top eight. Moreover, in order to avoid the Spurs, the first in the West and second in the West, the Suns will definitely find a way to keep their sixth position. Among the top three in the West, New Orleans Hornets are undoubtedly the weakest team. Although Chris Paul has played at the MVP level this season, the Hornets are a team without playoff experience. In the end, this is very important. The Suns have rich experience in the playoffs, although most of these experiences are tragedy!

Ji Guomo was also secretly thinking in his mind that if the Clippers could squeeze into sixth place, it would be the best choice for them. If the Clippers play the Hornets, the Clippers' winning rate can be guaranteed to be 55. They will not be at a disadvantage against the Hornets in the regular season, but against the Spurs and the Lakers, especially the Spurs, it will be in danger. The San Antonios are the team that most restrains their joint defense.

The old Dunleavy and the Clippers fans naturally had the same idea. Even if it was too difficult to surpass the sixth place in the West, the Suns would at least squeeze to the seventh place. They were sure to deal with the Lakers. In short, they must avoid the most difficult Spurs. Duncan let the German tanks deal with it. Anyway, the battle between the bulls and horses is very exciting every time.

The league is better off getting the Mavericks to eighth, the Los Angeles Derby and the Cattle and Horse War, how gimmick does this sound like?

On April 7, on the same day as the Clippers vs. Cleveland Cavaliers, Ji Guoqiu's "Giant Panda Studio" opened. Currently, there are only 7 employees in the studio, and most of them are young programmers and artists under 30 years old. Their task is to start producing the "Crazy Bird" project plan that Ji Guoqiu spent a total of three hours after signing a confidentiality agreement.

The plan of Ji Guochou is less than two thousand words, and it only tells these seven subordinates what kind of game they want to make. Simply put, it only provides creativity. Of course, they are designed to design each level, otherwise why should they be invited? As long as Ji Guochou completes a stage and lets Ji Guochou take a look.

In the evening, Emma Roberts, as a major shareholder, invited seven employees in the studio to have a start-up meal at the Chinatown restaurant before formally working, and watched her boss’s game that night.

Before the Clippers and Cavaliers match started, the home team's locker room was in real life, and old Dunleavy was setting up tactics. Ji Guomomi asked in his heart: "Boss, you didn't tell Twilight about opening a studio, but you let the big-mouthed girl be the boss's wife. Are you going to make sure you cheat and start rowing?"

When Ji Guoqiu heard this, his eyes muscles twitched twice and replied in his heart: "Is it a matter of rowing for this? Is rowing very dangerous? What should I do?"

"Okay, I just said that the questions you asked were too complicated. I think we should not consider such complicated questions before the game."

"Damn it, you still ask if you know it's complicated?"

The Pandas have also been thinking about this issue recently, but this issue is indeed too complicated. It is better to leave it until after the game. This is not allowed to lose this game tonight. Even if it is not for the playoffs, they have been killed by the Cavaliers this season. This is the last time they have fought with the Cavaliers. They must not be double-killed by the Little Emperor!

All teams in the league face each season with teams in the same competition area four times. For example, the Clippers, Lakers and Suns are in the same competition area, and the two teams have to face each season four times; the Clippers and teams in the same Western Conference face each season two to three times; they will face each other twice with teams in the East, and all teams in the league arrange the schedule according to the same method.

"After trading, they exchanged Ben Wallace from the Bulls after the All-Stars. When we played against the Bulls, we already knew his condition. The best defensive player may retire next year, so their inside is the weakness. As long as we defeat the Clevelanders' inside tonight, LeBron James will be useless even if he can fly!"

Old Dunleavy was making pre-match mobilization loudly in the locker room. The Cavaliers' record was still not very good after the deal, and they did not rise but fell. Moreover, their winning rate against Western Conference teams has been low. They have only achieved a record of 40 wins and 36 losses so far. Cleveland's record cannot enter the playoffs in the Western Conference.

After Old Dunleavy finished speaking, the Clippers players agreed: "Yes, they are only fourth in the East, and they are not our opponents."

"They rely on LeBron alone!"

"Kill that gorilla, it will only be able to masturbate!"

The last sentence was naturally called out by Ji Guomo. As Kemi, it would be really uncomfortable not to blacken the gorilla!

Today's Cavaliers' starting lineup: Deronti West, Alexander Pavlovic, LeBron James, Ben Wallace, Big Z.
Chapter completed!
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