Chapter 36
"Start it? What are you doing?" Dazhuang looked at his uncle who was eager to try.
Xiao Han pointed to the chopping board, "Of course it's cooking dinner. The bamboo rat said, whoever cooks it is unpalatable, will be lunch tomorrow."
"What, he wants to eat you!"
Xiao Han: "Why aren't you?"
Dazhuang: "Because I have a good cooking skills."
"But I am your uncle!"
"Then, then I'll tell my mother."
"My mother can care about your mother!"
After saying this, the two looked at each other and smiled, as if they were back in childhood.
Xiao Han was only one year older than Dazhuang, but when Dazhuang was a child, Dazhuang was taller and taller. His uncle was inevitably suppressed by his eldest nephew, and then he would give the card "I am your uncle".
Dazhuang immediately took care of him: My mother!
Xiao Han doubled: My mother, your grandma!
Complete victory!
The tension was diluted a little, and the two began to work hard for supper.
Dazhuang confessed while chopping vegetables, "My uncle, I was wrong. I shouldn't have quarreled with my mother. If I had known this, I would have gone to the academy with her."
"My brother-in-law told me about your affairs. I am on your side. After all, when I can recite the full text of the Hundred Family Names, you can only recite Jiang Chen and Han Yang. I will personally persuade my elder sister when I look back."
Da Zhuang scratched his head, "What did Jiang Chen and Han Yang come from later?"
"Child, that doesn't matter. Now the most urgent thing is to rescue your mother first. If she is safe, we two men can really fight!"
Dazhuang: "My mother was locked up elsewhere, and I don't know where that place is."
Xiao Han smiled, "It's not easy. After finishing this meal, won't I be locked up with your mother?"
"I didn't expect my uncle to be so confident in my cooking skills." Dazhuang was very encouraged.
While killing the fish with blood teeth, Xiao Han said, "Oh, by the way, this is the gift I brought to you from Xuanfu Sect, and then."
Xiao Han threw a pill to him, "This is a marrow-cleaning pill. After taking it, it can strengthen the body and not get sick easily."
This is a first-level elixir, and Xiao Han and the others can get one when they first started.
He asked Dazhuang to eat it directly, and Dazhuang said excitedly, "Then can I also practice immortality!"
"Of course not. My brother-in-law should have found someone to test your spiritual roots. If you don't have spiritual roots, don't think about cultivating immortals," Xiao Han said, "But I'm curious. How do you choose the immortal cultivation and the chef ask you to choose?"
After Dazhuang, who was not yet adult, thought carefully, "I want it all!"
An hour later, the ear that had always liked to pretend to be elegant, angrily ordered people to take Xiao Han to the granary.
Xiao Han made a delicacy called "Looking up at the Starry Sky". One ear felt that "die without eyes closed" was more suitable. Now he has lost his appetite.
This is a famous British dish. Xiao Han learned it online and the method is quite complicated. After making it, it looks like a thick pie. Eight fish crawled out of the pie and only exposed their heads.
The fish is salty and the pie is sweet.
Moreover, the fish scales were not scraped, and the dirt in the stomach was not cleaned. One ear roared and scolded Xiao Han, "You are the only one who is embarrassed to say that you can cook! I'm so proud!"
Xiao Han smiled slightly after hearing this, and followed the wolf demon to the "granary".
The wolf demon kept making a pity for him and could never hear such interesting songs again.
"You want to learn?"
"Think about it, that song is the king who asked me to patrol the mountain!"
Xiao Han: "Then tell me, what is the strength of your king? How much is the old demon king before?"
"Of course, the old demon king is powerful," the wolf demon did not think without thinking. "It's a pity that the old demon king never came back after going to Beishan. After that, the old demon king's son carried his big banner, but was killed by a passing monk. It was the current king's turn, he was the nephew of the old demon king."
In other words, without the strength of the Demon King (Golden Pill), Xiao Han felt much more at ease.
When he arrived at the granary, he saw his elder sister and two tigers trapped in shackles. The key was still white!
The eldest sister, who had lost several pounds, was still very energetic, but she was a little worried about her son and kept burying her head. She didn't look up even when someone came.
When the wolf demon left, Xiao Han was about to see if his elder sister still knew him, he heard a man's voice, "Xiaobai, another piece of meat comes."
Then there was a woman's voice, "This meat is a little thin, and it will probably be eaten soon."
Xiao Han said in surprise, "Can you talk?!"
The big white tiger said, "We are monsters, of course we can speak, we can still sing~"
Xiao Han: "But you are not very different from those monsters."
Xiao Han refers to the fact that they are still like animals, but the monsters have already walked upright, and some have hands and feet.
The big white tiger sneered, "They were all urged by medicine, but they could only become a half-human and half-demonic~"
It seems that the two tigers think that their practice is also very powerful. Xiao Han asked, "Then why have you become someone else's reserve grain?"
The big white tiger raised his head and said with mighty power, "I am not afraid of other little monsters, it's just that smelly mouse is a little difficult to deal with."
"Oh, he is very awesome?" Xiao Han became worried again.
The female white tiger spoke, "It's not a question of whether he is powerful or not. He is that kind, very special and magical~"
The big white tiger added, "It has many rats, look at the ground."
Xiao Han took a look and saw two mice, but they didn't even steal food, and just walked back and forth.
At this time, a mouse passed by my elder sister's feet. The elder sister suddenly stepped on it and stood up suddenly, "I don't care whether there are many others or many rats. If you dare to hurt my son, I will fight with her!"
After standing up, she finally saw Xiao Han, "You, you..."
Xiao Han: "Oh, sister, what a coincidence."
"Little Liuzi!" The eldest sister suddenly burst into tears excitedly, "Why are you arrested!"
Xiao Han let his sister pat her shoulders and back. After six years of not seeing her, she still recognized her younger brother who was thicker than water at a glance.
Xiao Han: "I was not caught, I came to save people."
"Stop making trouble~" the eldest sister didn't believe it at all.
Xiao Han: "I'm not kidding."
The big white tiger interrupted, "So stupid and innocent."
Xiao Han looked back at it, "Are you questioning my strength?"
The female white tiger reminded it, "I'm afraid that the rat demon already knows your plan now."
Xiao Han looked down and saw that the other mouse was gone.
It seems that it is another tough battle. Xiao Han said to the two white tigers, "Next, please help me take care of my elder sister."
The big white tiger, "Why, we are also monsters."
Xiao Han: "Then do you have children?"
"ah?"
"If you have a daughter, I can help you find her, provided that my elder sister and nephew cannot be injured!"
The female white tiger pulled the shackles excitedly, "Tell me clearly!"
Xiao Han suddenly waved his sword, his bloody teeth fell, cutting off the shackles on their bodies, and he heard the movement outside.
"I can't explain, I'm going to fight!" Xiao Han turned around and left in the middle.
Demon Sword Blood Teeth: Teeth has long been hungry and thirsty, fish blood is fishy and smelly, Teeth wants to drink demon blood!
(Thanks to Gu Yue for the 1500 reward and monthly tickets!)
Chapter completed!