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Chapter 1 Relieving Qi and Defecation Is Now

A dilapidated bungalow of seven or eight square meters.

A bed occupies most of the area, and to be precise, it doesn't count as a bed. It's just a large pavement built with wooden boards and red bricks. Three wooden boxes on the side of the wall are almost stacked to the ceiling.

Li Kuiyong sat aside, watching the three men, two women and five children playing heartlessly on the "bed", from eight or nine to two or three years old, with a difference sequence.

Is the threshold for crossing time so fragile these days?

It’s just that the names are the same. Because of the short video of "The Bird Man Siheyuan", I was furious and I was so angry that I became Li Kuiyong in "Blood Romance"!

My brother is still so angry that he feels so angry. At least you can give Zhong Yuemin?

If it really doesn't work, I'll make do with Zhang Haiyang.

Who is Li Kuiyong?

My father died early, leaving behind five burses and one mother who had no job.

With his brotherly loyalty, he fought with the little bastard and almost killed him.

When I went to the line to build a reservoir, I encountered a landslide in the project and buried it alive.

He was rescued from a coma for two days, broke his ribs and vomited blood.

Have you finally returned to the city?

No job!

Later, I opened a rented food and made a living. As I saw that life was going on, I found out that I had advanced lung cancer and there was no need to rescue it...

I have to take care of my family and have a hard life, and I have never had a day of rest. I am purely exhausted. I have been in the bloody world and I have no one to be the most down-and-out.

His existence is simply to contrast Zhong Yuemin's freedom and freedom!

It’s better to dress like a fool in this day!

At this time, a quarrel suddenly broke out outside the window.

I was idle, and Li Kuiyong pushed the door out, but saw that the courtyard was full of people. An old man wearing glasses said sarcastically:

"Sha Zhu, I'll ask you, you take a net bag after get off work every day and put a lunch box in the net bag. What does the lunch box contain?"

Why is this joke so familiar?

Looking at his eyes, Li Kuiyong's mind suddenly buzzed.

Isn’t this a fool?

No, isn't this "blood romance"?

Why is the courtyard house in the Siheyuan again?

Searching from Li Kuiyong's memory, it turned out that half a year ago, his father changed his house with someone else and moved his home to the Sihe Courtyard in Nanluoguxiang.

Do the two worlds overlap?

Suddenly, a purple dialog box appeared in front of me:

[The gas relief system is turned on, temporary task trigger: reveal the meme!]

Is this a gold finger?

Li Kuiyong almost jumped up.

It's right to step on the horse. I said why did I give a whiteboard Li Kuiyong? It turned out that he had a golden finger?

Restrained my excitement, reached out and tapped, and the dialog box disappeared.

Of course, we have to expose it, little beasts are also beasts!

An old man Yi Zhonghai said with his sleeves:

"He Yuzhu, I'll give you another chance. You said, did you steal the chicken from Xu Damao's family?"

He Yuzhu added his lips and subconsciously glanced at Qin Huairu. The latter was like a white lotus, looking at him pitifully with his big watery eyes.

So he took a breath and said as if he had accepted his fate:

"I stole it!"

Li Kuiyong sang:

"Brother Zhuzi, you are lying!"

Yi Zhonghai turned his head:

"Oh, isn't this Kui Yong? Why are you fooling around?"

Li Kuiyong went out from the crowd and came to the middle of the yard.

"One uncle, Xu Damao's chicken was not stolen by Brother Zhuzi. The one he stewed in the pot was probably from the canteen to show his attentiveness to Qin Huairu..."

He Yuzhu blushed and cursed:

"Little bastard, don't talk nonsense!"

Li Kuiyong ignored him, pointed to the pot of chicken soup and said:

"Brother Zhuzi, do you want me to take out the chicken head? You are a chef, not a magician. Can you stew the hens from Xu Damao's family into roosters?"

He Yuzhu glared at him and said nothing.

Yi Zhonghai picked up the chopsticks, snatched them in the pot for a while, and took up the chicken's head and saw that it really had a huge cockscomb!

"Okay, this is really a rooster!"

Xu Damao ran over in a panic and looked at it, and suddenly became a little anxious:

"What about my chicken?"

Li Kuiyong smiled and said:

"You go to the cement jar under the exterior wall of the factory to look for it. Maybe there are some chicken feathers, chicken bones, etc., and then ask Huaihua, is the beef chicken made by his brother delicious..."

Before he finished speaking, Qin Huairu jumped up:

"Kuiyong, you are not old, how did you learn to frame me?"

Her mother-in-law, Jia Zhang, also said:

"I think you stole that chicken. You are the one in our alley. You have never done any good things when you fight all day long..."

Li Kuiyong sneered:

"Don't rush to cling to me, wash the oily ideas on Huahua's clothes first!"

Qin Huairu's face turned pale.

When she went out, she really didn't change her clothes for Huaihua!

Jia Zhang stood up with a "wow" and said with a glaring eyes:

"What's wrong with the oily idea on our locust flowers' clothes? It's just that the chickens have oil. If you steal, you'll steal it. Don't be innocent and innocent! "

Li Kuiyong laughed, am I wronged?

"This is simple. Let's go to the police station to report the case and ask the police to take X-rays in my stomach and my kidnae's stomach. Then go to the overpass to pick up the chicken bones and test the fingerprints. The inspection is clear and clear!"

After saying that, he waved to Xu Damao:

"Xu Damao, let's go to the police station!"

Jia Zhang suddenly felt dizzy and his legs became weak and he sat on the ground.

During dinner, the three children couldn't swallow it. Under Qin Huairu's urge to ask, he admitted the fact that the chicken was stealing. Now that the stolen people have been captured, how dare they go to the police station?

He kicked his legs and howled in his throat:

"You guys in the yard are just bullying my orphan and widowed mother in broad daylight. I'll kill you..."

In this way, Xu Damao understood it clearly. Isn’t this guilty?

He pointed at Qin Huairu and said:

"Okay, Qin Huairu, you're really good. Just now, Sha Zhu pushed the jar for you, and you were still pretending to be garlic in a quiet voice. Are you guilty?"

With a "ding" sound, the purple dialog box pops up again:

[Temporary task: Expose the stick slut, completed. The reward of 10 points of gas relief can be used for lottery. Will the lottery be held now?]

Of course it won't work now, and you still have to watch the fun.

Faced with Xu Damao's accusations, Qin Huairu's face turned red, and she had no idea. Her watery peach blossom eyes were pulled around He Yuzhu.

What a pity, Sha Zhu can’t help!

Li Kuiyong had a tense face, but he was already happy.

This system is exactly what I want. Today, I have such a clear idea. It will be better to get on the big squad later. It will relieve the energy, and it will really relieve the energy!

Yi Zhonghai looked at Qin Huairu, shook his head and sighed, and began to mix with the dirt.
Chapter completed!
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