People have three urgent needs. In fact, I have never known which of the so-called three urgent needs. To be specific, many people probably can't say it, but I think urination should be one of them. Although people in the distance are beautiful, and they are likely to be the real protagonist of this fairy tale world,... the power of the bladder is limited after all.

Damn, the dwarves are just pits.

While observing the other side, I solved my physiological problems. The night was quiet, and it was really quiet, so my voice was a little prominent when I was in that way... Alas, it was so shameful.

I saw clearly that the woman turned her head toward me.

This is a forest, with only a stream and a half moon lake, and no springs that rush out, so the sound is strange no matter how you hear it!

I dare to swear to God that this is the most embarrassing time I have ever urinated, and it is even more embarrassing than the time when a lunatic had competed with me for someone.

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despair--.

despair--.

The sound is very subtle, but I can hear it, it is the sound of footsteps. It is naturally difficult to hide the sound of footsteps in the forest, especially in the dark. There are rustling fallen leaves everywhere on the ground. If you step on a piece, you will make a rustling friction sound.

I glanced around with my light. In fact, my heartbeat accelerated slightly at this moment because I felt something was wrong. Someone was approaching here!

In an instant, countless thoughts arose in my mind, which can be said to be a flash of lightning. Well, my thinking has always been very agile.

The woman in the distance had very white arms, really white, and was whiter than any woman I had ever seen in my life!

This is the fairy tale world of Snow White. I can still remember the beginning of the story, and what I wrote is:

The queen before the Poison Queen wanted a child, so she prayed to God that she hoped that her child's skin would be as white as snow. Then the child was born, and her skin was really as white as snow, so she was named Bai Xue.

The reason why Snow White is Snow White is because of her skin!

So, I dare to guarantee this woman that more than 80% of it is Snow White!

Then calculate the time. Prince Charming is the savior in fairy tales. His appearance is to save the princess and then to save the beauty in a hero. The princess was staying with the dwarfs before, so according to common sense, Prince Charming appeared nearby, which means that the princess is not far from her death!

According to the normal plot, the Queen asks Magic Mirror who is the most beautiful woman? The dirty Mirror answers this way: Queen, you are the most beautiful woman in the world, but Snow White is ten thousand times more beautiful than you!

I won’t say how exaggerated the word 10,000 times is, but when I was a child, I had an idea, how could this magic mirror be so mean? This heart is so mean, it’s even more despicable than Zeng Xiaoxian. First, you say that you are the most beautiful woman, and then you tell you that others are ten thousand times more face than you, no wonder the queen is so angry that she wants to kill the princess.

If someone tells me that I am the most handsome, then another sentence comes out, someone is ten thousand times more handsome than me, and he is simply handsome and he looks bloody. I probably can't help but pick up a bottle of wine to smash people.

Then... the queen sent a guy who seemed to be a hunter and a warrior to kill Snow White in the forest, and asked the hunter to bring back Snow White's lungs and liver. In the end, the hunter did not kill, but instead killed... a pig.

Think about it carefully, the fairy tale is indeed for children to listen to. Instead of Snow White, it was taken back for the queen to show it. The queen actually believed it! Should she have a hot pot next?

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The sound was getting closer and closer, cold, really cold. I suddenly felt a chill like a thorn on my back, and the woman in the distance looked here and obviously found something.

According to the story plot, the hunter did not kill the princess, and then the princess met the dwarfs. Yes, the dwarfs' home is not far away, so everything is reasonable. However, in the fairy tale, when the hunter was preparing to kill Snow White, it was clearly during the day!

The night is dark and the wind is high and the night is... When I was digging a wall and stealing my eyes to study? Bah, no, right, my mind is so dizzy, and somewhere is in chaos.

My mind was very confused, getting more and more messy. Since the hunter did not take action during the day, he chose to go to night, it only means that Snow White is really in danger! I suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

I rely on his time and space management bureau. No wonder the prince charming arranged for this forest at this time. It turns out that the adult version of the hero saving the beauty is even more exciting!

The fairy tale version is just that the prince kissed the princess, and then the princess woke up magically. The adult version seems to have to do it with real swords and guns! Let the hunter have a big fight with the prince, and then the prince saves the prince and pretends to be a show of the limelight, which is more in line with the adult point of view!

What did you kiss the princess and then spit out the poisoned apple, and cheat the child?

Is there any one who can do it? I suddenly feel that I am simply a genius! Having someone like me in the world is simply an honor for the Creator!

It’s a pity that although the prince charming is not dead now, he is so big that he must be bedridden without being disfigured. So, who will save the princess?

A long time later, when I recalled that night, I couldn't help but call myself stupid... because of my various "self-thinking" today, I directed and acted in a good show...

Next, I spread my legs and ran towards the woman in the distance. A thought flashed through my mind and I came to save her!

The wine strengthened the bears and the human courage... Sure enough, they were still cheated by the group of dwarves.

Scream—.

A sound of swords being unsheathed, and then I heard someone behind me starting to rush towards this side. I could confirm with my knees that it must have been the prey drawing its sword. Damn it, it was simply a staged "Fast and Furious"!

I grabbed the woman's arm next to Banyue Lake, and then started a beautiful... "elopement"?

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Oh, I feel so tired...

I kept running, and the hunter behind was chasing, but the woman I was caught didn't cooperate at all! Are you a fool? Someone behind was chasing us, so you can't run a little more excited? Why are you resisting? I'm not the bad brother who pushed you into the dark alley!

Don’t be a mess, okay, you have seriously slowed down my speed. I remember that when I was a high school sports meeting, I was called a flying man, and how many students cheered and screamed for me!

I turned my head and looked at the woman who was being grabbed by me with dissatisfied eyes.

The next moment, I shivered all over.

cold......

Her eyes were very cold.

It was like in a moment, seven extra-large popsicles were stuffed into my big mouth.

"Hiss--." This is sour.

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Chapter completed!