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040 [Dead gay, dead gay]

The forty thieves under the hillside were in trouble. I probably never saw such supernatural powers in my life.∈♀

The Forty Thieves are also considered masters in this world, otherwise they would not have been able to run rampant in 40 people and forty horses. Adhering to the principle of being skilled and brave, these forty people have never lost in a group fight!

But no matter how powerful a person is, his body is made of flesh! Such a big bright light hit his head, and the speed is unimaginable. Just bang, it exploded! He directly exploded the third leader and became immortal. Everyone doesn't have to check whether he died or not. The fourth leader who is closer to him was burned by the splashed fireworks. If the third leader can survive in such a situation, it would not be a matter of hard life, it would be a god!

Poor Forty Thieves, in such a bad luck, a good gay man went to hell. Although the crackling sounds around disappeared without a trace, the determination of the forty Thieves to go up the mountain has really disappeared. Who dares to go up the mountain? Who knows if there will be a second, third and fourth thing that looks like a meteor later will fly down. If forty sounds are shot down, this thing is really impossible to hide!

"Retreat first!" The boss pulled the black eye mask on his left eye. He didn't even have the courage to say anything more in the scene. He took the lead in running back, but he didn't even see that he had the courage to look back.

It's so scary, it's like a divine punishment. The powerful witchcraft is not so exaggerated, right? It seems that he was aiming at the head of the Sanzhun. With such a long range, he is simply a magical skill!

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On the hillside, a culprit broke two teeth.

Looking at the bloody teeth that broke out from Amao's mouth, I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Your sister! You stupid donkey. Didn't I just ask you to light it? Where did you get the courage to set off the fireworks? Fortunately, the recoil is not very strong, and the fireworks are also facing the foot of the mountain. If it is placed at your head, I'll let you see what a head blossoms!" I glanced at the dark foot of the mountain with lingering fear. Fortunately, there wouldn't be anyone in the mountain, otherwise it might have killed a few.

Fortunately, the fireworks I made were not reliable. They were originally 6 times, but they turned off after sending out one firework. Fortunately, it was okay, otherwise, A Mao, a stupid donkey, might not have a good ending.

"Puchi, I'm scared Ahmao to death, I'm scared." This idiot still knows that he's scared?

Seeing that it still had the strength to fart, I knew that this guy was fine. The series of farts were really smelly. After I kicked it on its big butt, I dripped the fireworks thoroughly with water, for fear that something would happen.

"Big cousin, big cousin! What was it just now? It was so shiny, it flew out like this. I saw it exploded at the foot of the mountain!" Lola ran out with excitement, not scared at all. On the contrary, she was so energetic and was still yelling to make something for her to do.

The female pirate probably used this thing as a shell. She also said that she would aim it at the hill next time and try to blow up a stone...

I couldn't help but give her a head breakdown. What are the naughty kids thinking about in her mind all day long?

"Everyone goes back! I'm going to go to bed!" Because of the fireworks accident, I didn't have the interest to accompany them to continue making trouble. More than 20 little girls obviously didn't have enough fun, so they all looked at me with pitiful eyes. But I am the head of the household and the head of the family. I have the final say and say that I will go home and go home to sleep!

What's the use of looking at me? Believe it or not, look at me again and I'll sleep with you tonight!

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"Big cousin, then I'll go to bed!"

"Big cousin, then I'm really going to bed!"

"Big cousin, then I'm really going to bed!"

Lola turned around in one step, staring at the firecrackers that had not been set off on the table. I poured water on each firecracker in front of her. No matter how stupid she was, she knew that these firecrackers could not be played. Her big breasts were so angry that she trembled. When she walked into the room, she fell asleep.

Yaya tilted her head and pretended to be a deep look. Seven kids were playing with each other and pretending to be lonely. The twelve round table knights shouted slogans of love and justice before going to bed, just like the prayer of a devout believer before going to bed. Will it be too indecent to wear shorts and stick out their little butts? And, that Xiaonan! Can you stop talking to yourself at night? You have to hide in a dark corner and quarrel with yourself! Half of your face was covered with candlelight, and the other half was dark, which always made people panic! As for Brother Xiaoqi, this guy was abused. Although he was only 4 years old, he was a boy, so he could only sleep in the wooden table. I don’t allow him to enter the small room.

Only when more than twenty naughty children fell asleep were I tiptoed to the stone wall.

"Big cousin, you are so handsome." After saying the new voice-control password, the stone wall slowly opened.

The first thing that was shocked was the owl at the door. Well, it was the strange nocturnal animal that liked to fly "s" and "b" for a while. It stared at this side with big eyes. It looked at me and it flew more happily...

Paralyzed, dead bird, curse you that you won't catch a mouse tonight!

I don’t know why, but after the fireworks unexpectedly, I was always a little restless, so I decided to go to the foot of the mountain to take a look.

The night view of the fairy tale world is always so wonderful. There are countless bright stars in the sky and a large number of green fireflies accompanying them on the ground. They are not afraid of people at all, and occasionally stay on my shoulders and hair. Although I don’t understand why there are fireflies in the big winter, just like I don’t understand why there are people in fairy tales using chocolate and candy to build a house, aren’t they afraid of melting...

As I walked all the way to the foot of the mountain, I saw a dark figure lying on the ground from afar. My heart immediately raised up. In just over ten meters, I walked for three minutes.

Damn it, if you move, you prove that you are not dead yet!

"Damn it, this must be dead, it's all right, and my face exploded like Shaqima!" I looked at the corpse and was speechless. It's such a sin! This poor passerby, perhaps just passing by, was murdered by a donkey!

As for who made the fireworks, it has been automatically hidden by my spring and autumn brushwork.

"Sincere is really a sin... Hey? Why is he carrying a scimitar?" I squatted down and saw that he was carrying a large number of weapons! Moreover, he was full of muscles and was obviously not an ordinary person, and there were a lot of horse hooves on the ground.

"Ouch! It's so good to die! It's so good to die!" After understanding everything, I immediately withdrew my sympathy for the innocent passerby and began to applaud. Hey, I don't feel guilty at all! Everyone says that the genius is dead, the genius is dead, now you're really dead! (To be continued, please search Piaotianwen, the novel is better, updated and faster!
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