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022 【Wang.......】

"What is a magician?" The girl blinked her royal blue eyes. Well, her eyes are very beautiful, but she is also very ignorant!

"Even the magicians don't know? Then do you know a witch? It's similar to a witch, but I am the incarnation of justice, and a witch is the incarnation of evil." I made a fool of myself. After staying with the dwarves for a long time, this kind of "serious nonsense" skill has become more and more perfect.

"I want to see, I want to see!" The little girl really didn't hold grudges. I grabbed my ears and slapped her and spanked her. Now she could still stay by my side and pat her little hands and enjoy herself.

Not to mention, my vanity is soaring upwards.

Since you want to see it, I will show you a few hands.

"Look at it!" I took the magic mirror with one hand and started to talk hard with the other hand.

I don’t know why this “copy-superpower” is a fierce competition. As I rubbed it, I heard a furious voice.

"I'll lose (I-Sun), I'll lose (you're going to die)! I'll hit you! (I should understand this sentence)" The voice is a bit rough, but this is not the point!

What the hell is this kind of semi-Cantonese and semi-Mandarin speaking? And... How did the despicable bone magic mirror become a Cantonese person?

Oh! The promised Western fairy tale...

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"Drunk Mother! (Q-N-M-B!) What's the rubbing! Pujie!" A big mouth appeared on the mirror, and it was constantly opening and closing, cursing.

"Damn it!" I was startled, and the girl beside me was stunned.

"This... is this your magic?" The girl was already shocked. It was so magical!

"No, no! Not this!" If my magic tricks make a mirror speak swearing, I feel embarrassed myself!

As I kept rubbing, a progress bar finally filled up. The next moment, the crisp female voice rang in my mind again.

"Dingdong, copying successfully!"

The next moment, a mirror that was exactly the same appeared in my left hand.

"I'll lose it! What are you doing?"

I listened to the magic mirror and had a black line. Is the queen sure she can understand such standard Mandarin?

I dare to take my little Dingding, but I guarantee it. The person who designed this magic mirror must be a half-baked Cantonese! Is this completely unstandard Mandarin mixed with completely unstandard Cantonese really the legendary magic mirror?

"Wow! You! How did you make it happen?" the girl exclaimed, because she only saw a white light, and a mirror appeared in my hand, which was really like a magic trick.

"The secret of heaven cannot be revealed." I continued to pretend to be a pussy, let alone, this felt quite refreshing.

"Ding Dong, the fake magic mirror has been made successfully. Please enter a voice." The female voice rang in my mind again.

In an instant, I understood, yes, this superpower is made of high-quality imitation A-products in the installation book. It means that the magic mirror can be omniscient, but what I made can only say one thing?

I smiled badly on my face and typed two words: silly thread.

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"Ah! The time for the masquerade party is coming soon, I'm going to pass first!" In the garden, the little girl suddenly exclaimed.

"Go quickly, I'm going out too." I hid the magic mirror in my arms, and I have also studied it. There are only two ways to call the magic mirror to speak, either like in a fairy tale, ask a few words: magic mirror, magic mirror, or... rub it hard. The rest of the time, this mirror, which speaks in a non-standard Cantonese language, likes to sleep in.

Seeing that I was driving her like a fly, the little girl's eyes were full of smiles. She walked over and swayed my arm and said, "Let's have fun with me, why don't you go to the masked dance with me, it will definitely be fun!"

"No." I shook off the girl's glove-wearing hands, and made a joke. The magic mirror was found. Of course, my buddy was going to save the princess.

If you don’t do such a hero to save beauty, go to the Masked Dance to dance with you a little girl? Brother is a super savior with a huge mission.

"I really won't go?" The girl was a little unhappy. I could see that although this little girl didn't hold grudges, she was a little petite. It was probably Snow White who spoiled her.

"If I don't go, I will definitely not go!" I said impatiently. In order to make myself look a little cruel, I also added: "If I go, I will be a puppy!"

Sure enough, the last sentence made the girl very angry, which shows that no matter which world she is in, it is quite poisonous to say that she is a puppy...

"Hmph!" The girl stomped her feet in anger, then picked up her long skirt and trotted to the dance party.

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I pretended to be swaying in the garden for a few more times, then came out to meet with the savage dicks. They all breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that I was safe and sound.

"Brother, what did you steal when you go in?" the savage dick came over and asked.

"What kind of stealing? Can scholars be called stealing?"

I smiled and took out the magic mirror from my arms. It was a treasure and said to them: "This is a good thing. Didn't you promise me to save Snow White? Just ask it and you will know where Snow White is locked up!"

"When did you promise to save Snow White? You have never told us!" Xiao Wu was displeased.

"Didn't this tell you?" I played a rogue.

"Miracle Mirror!" I called in a low voice.

After a while... no response.

"Miracle Mirror!" I raised my tone.

Still...no response!

Paralysis! Do you force me to do it?

I was about to rub it with my hands when a big mouth immediately appeared on the mirror, and I opened my mouth and said: Get off the skin (get out of here).

Me: "@#¥%!"

I told myself that saving Snow White is important. Once the princess is rescued, I will smash the mirror that is half-spoken and swearing Cantonese...

"Magic Mirror, tell me! Where is Snow White!" My tone was very serious, and I did not forget to add: "If you don't tell me, I will throw you now!"

The magic mirror was obviously about to curse, but seeing that I really wanted to smash it, I immediately knew that the muddy man had met a more muddy person, so I quickly spoke, "Have you seen her before?"

Damn, I've seen her and asked you to say that? I've also jumped across the lake with her!

"Why don't you speak well?" I glared at it, and the Cantonese language was half-baked, and I kept talking nonstop.

"Tell me where I will go next to see Snow White!" I pinched it tightly, and it seemed that it knew the pain.

"Don't pinch, don't pinch, you fool..." When he saw that my eyes were wrong, he immediately swallowed the word behind him. I understand now that this guy can use more than a dozen Cantonese words to curse people.

"Masked dance! Go to Masked dance!" It shouted, and I put it in my arms. I also warned it. If I dared to make a sound and shout for help, I would immediately fall it.

I was really afraid that it would not go with me and attracted the guards around me.

Not to mention, this magic mirror is called fiercely, but he is so brave that he is terrible.

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Royal Palace, Masked Dance Location.

"Ah! Why did you come in!" The masked girl was obviously frightened by me who suddenly appeared.

How did you get in? Of course, I asked where you were, and then asked a route to get in, and then avoided the guards and servants who got in. Not to mention, although this mirror is a little cheap, it is really useful.

"Shh, don't you talk. Didn't you invite me to the dance party? I thought about it later and couldn't bear to reject you." I said with a shy face.

"Hmph, some people either said that if they came to participate, they would be small..." Before she could finish her words, she was immediately shocked by me.

I only said one word, and after saying this word, I admire myself.

——"Wang!"

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