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The sky gradually became dark, but the bright moon in the sky was bright and beautiful. The moonlight shone through the sparse branches and leaves, sprinkling on the ground like silhouettes.

In the fairy tale world, there is no lights and wine, no lights and whistles of cars, no noise, no noise, only that quietness. Only the occasional sound of animals makes this night more mysterious.

It was late at night, and the weather naturally became cold. I wear very little, and women were the same. But after all, I was doing a physical job, and naturally emitted heat. In fact, there were a little sweat on the tip of my nose. The woman's body was very close to me, and her soft body was tightly pressed against my back. I was soft and cold. Her body was like her witchcraft, very icy and cold.

Her face leaning against my shoulders was naturally pressed against my neck and face. The occasionally black hair would pass by her ears under the night wind, making me feel itchy. I could clearly feel the airflow she spitted out, which made me feel that the night was getting longer and quiet.

If it were in the past, I might feel very tired at this time. I am not a person who likes to do hard work. To be precise, I am just a lazy person, but for no reason. Today I am very down-to-earth and hardworking, just like a... Chinese pastoral dog.

Perhaps, it was because the smell of a woman really smelled so good that I forgot about fatigue for the time being. My right hand still gently kneaded her ankles, which was not a good idea, but it was indeed very smooth and comfortable.

Looking at the stars and moon in the sky, I always feel very peaceful when I hold the woman and can't help but want to write a poem.

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed is frost on the ground. When the wind and rain sound at night, how many flowers fall? Good poems and good poems!" I cheered myself. What I hate the most is plagiarism and stolen version. Looking at my creation, I used the rhetorical writing of "quotes", quoted the poems of two geniuses, and then created this good poem. Not to mention, it is quite rhyme, and I don't feel ashamed of my unparalleled IQ of 249.

"Hu." I vaguely felt the woman's breath slightly heavier.

I turned my head, but found that she was still closed with her eyes and her face was relaxed.

She... is pretending to be asleep!

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A woman should have woken up before. As for why she pretends to be asleep, I naturally don’t know. As the saying goes, a woman’s heart is a needle under the sea. Although I am very good at swimming, countless girls cheer and scream for me. Well, this sentence can also be used for running, and I am so versatile.

However, no matter how good a person is in swimming, he cannot sink to the bottom of the sea. So, men should be stupid. Anyway, it is useless to be smart. No matter how much you think, you can't figure it out. So, stupid men invented a shameless word, called: wise as foolish.

Maybe she likes me very much, or maybe she is still a little tired. But I don’t think too much, although I firmly believe that I am not a stupid man.

Perhaps, this is also a very strange tacit understanding.

After a while, I found a big tree and slowly put the woman down because... I was so tired!

Coolie is also a human being. Even if I have the strong patience comparable to a Chinese pastoral dog, I can't stand it and keep me in my back. Although the woman is really light, I wonder if her breasts are fake. Because there was a saying before, "A woman weighs only 100 or short." Women are tall, and have big breasts and brainless breasts, but their weight makes me feel that they are at most over 90 pounds. Perhaps their slender waist is too evil, or... This summary sentence is that fat women are making excuses for themselves or venting their jealousy...

I slowly walked forward a few steps, and then got into a small wood. No, because of... I was anxious to urinate.

People have three urgent needs. I don’t know why, but when I see a woman, I always urge to pee. Alas, it’s such a coincidence and shame.

The last time I peed, I was almost killed by the hunter, and finally got a big slap from the second child. This time, I actually hit the treasure.

When I came back from the woods, I found that the woman had "awakened". Her black and white eyes looked at me, with a slight dissatisfaction inside.

"Where did you go?" the woman said with a slight anger.

"Go out to find medicine, after all, your teaching is sprained." I had a smirk on my face, mocking women for being able to hurt their feet even if they kick people, which is enough to be a golden branch and a jade leaf.

Could it be...the legendary sick girl?

The woman's cold face was slightly relieved, and I squatted down and raised her ankle. The woman raised her brows, but in the end she ignored me.

"It's not that I haven't touched it before." I'm quite heartless. I've basically touched most of her parts.

"Huh?" The woman raised her soothing brows again, and I immediately shut up because I didn't want to become an ice sculpture.

"Have you been in good health since childhood?" I said.

"Yes." The woman nodded slightly.

My uncle is a Chinese medicine practitioner. I have never liked to meet him since I was a child. Every time he met, his first sentence was either "You have bad teeth" or "You have bad liver". Be good, you can see so much at a glance. So every time I do something bad, I don't dare to see him, for fear that he would say "Oh, your kidneys are not good today." Such eyes can probably tell whether there is silicone in a woman's chest. His son calls him titanium alloy dog ​​eyes anyway.

As I have been more times, I occasionally know it. I can’t say that I have become a doctor after a long illness. The main reason is that warm men have become a trend recently. Although I think the warm men in TV series are either spare tires or basics, it is still necessary to learn some essential skills. Keeping pace with the times, I, Brother Xiaolin, is not like the dwarfs and the country bumpkins.

I handed her the herbs and said, "Just bite these pieces of herbs and apply them on them. It should be better the next morning."

The woman looked at the herbs and seemed to think it was dirty. But I washed it. There is a saying that I didn’t wash my hands when I peed and didn’t wash my hands. I was not Chinese. When I washed my hands, I washed the herbs as well.

"Do not eat it." Women's words have always been simple and crude, and their reasons are impeccable.

I sighed and put the herbs into my mouth and chewed them. Oh, it’s so bitter. Shennong tastes hundreds of herbs, and it won’t be bitter in the end, right?

I raised my head and found that the woman's right hand was flashing with a white light, and she was about to caress her ankle.

"Can you use witchcraft to treat it?" I asked, because Xiao Wu said before that Prince Charming recovered so quickly, probably it was the wizard who helped him.

The woman opened her mouth, looked at the herbs chewed in my mouth, and my bitter blue face, took back her right hand and said, "No."

"Then what are you doing witchcraft?" I became more and more curious.

"Afraid of the darkness." The woman's answer became more simple and rude and irrefutable, with a hint of impatientness.

I smiled, spit out the chewed herbs and applied them to her ankles, and said, "Don't think that it was my bite by my mouth. I can brush my teeth diligently. Our goal is-?"

The woman looked at me coldly, as if she was looking at a lunatic again.

Well, it’s not a world, and I can’t even connect the ad slogans, wasting my humorous cells that were so dense that I had nowhere to vent.

"There is no tooth decay!" Alas, I feel tired.

I carefully applied the herbs, then put the remaining herbs in my arms, and said, "I keep these. You are so sick and ill. Maybe you can sprain your ankle when you kick the small stone on the side of the road next time you."

My mockery was ruthless, and the woman's face was immediately wrong. I shut up very consciously, otherwise the next time a woman sprained her ankle would probably kick me as an ice sculpture.

"This is the periphery of the forest. It's still two hours away to enter the East Forest. It's too dangerous to travel at night. The forest is not safe, and your feet are injured. So tonight, you and I should spend the night here."

I looked at the woman and asked for her opinions. Strictly speaking, although it is not a lonely man and a widow living together in the same room, it is also a little embarrassed.

The woman looked up at the starry sky, nodded, a little lost, just like when I first saw her next to the Banyue Lake, it was so quiet that it made people fall into deep.

She seems to like to be dazed, well, it is understandable that a stupid woman has a little bit of white in her mind, but she loves to be dazed. Women are stupid, and I always believe in this. Even if I doubt her breasts, I will not doubt her IQ. Alas, I feel very proud that my martial arts value is tortured by her, and I can get back to the game in terms of IQ.

Yes, I'm not stupid, let alone if I've reached this level and still can't figure it out, I'm not 249 but 250. If you don't say it, I'm pretending to be stupid. Maybe this is also a tacit understanding.

Right? The queen who sells poisonous apples.

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