046 【Do you want to be a traitor?】
Once upon a time, I always thought it was a very pleasant thing to slap people with bricks until I met it... a guy who didn't know if it was a cat or a human. ∽↗
The brick slapped its head, and it screamed so happily. The rippling expression made my mouth twitch. When I hit it behind, my second brother and I were both lenient. It was not tired, but disgusting...
This black cat is so terrifying! I believe that if ten people beat it up, it would be more rippling, and it would probably produce a sense of deformity and speed...
"Since you are a prince charming person, then I ask you, is it a trap for the things you carved on the tree before?" I hugged my chest with my hands and looked at the cat coldly.
"What? Uncle Eighth Master, what did you say? Tell me! Meow~" Finally, there was a tremolo, as if it had not recovered from that feeling of pleasure.
Paralysis! Let me calm down first...
If I don’t fuck this, I feel that this guy deserves to be beaten, and if I hit it, I feel that it will disgusting myself. If I can, I really don’t want to see this cat again in my life.
I kicked my dick in the ass and said, "Tell him!"
"Why... why? Xiao Hei, you weren't like this when you were a child!" The second brother looked as if he was so angry.
"Uncle Second Master, hasn't that been there for too long? I want it so much, meow~." That little tremolo...
My God, kill it! You must kill it! Whoever doesn’t drink cat soup tonight will be anxious!
But Bai Xue secretly pulled the corner of my clothes and said, "Is it because of me that the prince charming besieged the forest? Will I cause trouble for everyone?"
Snow White Loli pursed her mouth, looking a little pitiful.
I looked down at her little hand that gently grabbed the corner of my shirt, patted her little head and said, "Okay, what does it have to do with you? It's obvious that a guy hit someone with a stone..."
"But you deceived me!" the dick said, pulling his throat.
I kicked his big ass again, and the more I kicked, I was getting smoother and smoother. I raised my eyebrows and pointed at Xiao**: "Do you understand now? I pushed the prince charming! The stone was smashed by your second uncle! We also robbed the wife he wanted to marry!"
"Yes! Madam of the village!" Xiaoqi Ge's god-striking attack.
Even if Bai Xue was innocent, she vaguely understood what it meant. She red face and quickly let go of her hand holding the corner of my clothes, and glared at Xiaoqi with annoyed.
"If witchcraft was carved on the seven trees, it should be a small formation that can achieve the effect of binding. It seems that he is setting up a trap for the prince charming. The reason why he turned into a black cat was probably because he was afraid that the animals in the forest would be unsafe and that it would be convenient for him to act." The boss continued to touch his beard, looking like a wise bead was holding it. But it seemed that he had tried too hard and pulled off a few, which made him scream a pity, and his eyes were so distressed.
"Do you understand your situation now? Stand up!" I said viciously, holding the brick.
Xiao Hei raised his head blankly and said loudly: "Ah? What's the position?"
"Are you stupid? In a word, do you want to die now or go back to be a traitor!" I kicked him.
"Meow! Do you have to do this?" The black cat got up from the ground and said, looking at the old master pitifully: "Teacher, why don't you kick me a few more?"
Paralysis, kicking your sister, kicking you is simply torture!
After a long time, the black cat gritted his teeth and shouted: "Okay! The traitor is the traitor!"
This uneasy cat was finally a relief. I was about to comfort it, but it came to the boss's feet and said with a submissive look: "Teacher, the disciple is leaving, why don't you kick a few more times to keep a souvenir?"
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Or would you stew it?
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I am not very good at Yin Ren, but I am quite skilled in making bricks from behind. No matter whether he holds them or not, he will knock down one brick!
So we have been waiting for Xiaowu. This guy is full of bad water. Sure enough, when the third brother of Xiaowu returned from sowing seeds and learned about the incident, he immediately said, "Is the Prince Charming waiting for you to arrange the trap and then charge?"
Xiao Hei nodded. He could be said to have entrusted important tasks this time. Unexpectedly, the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple. Under the authority of the dwarf boss, he immediately surrendered.
I heard that this black cat is the third wizard in the world. I instantly lost any thoughts about the wizard in this world. Just like this little bitch, I will return the third wizard in the world?
"What's that so ugly? He trusts you so much, wouldn't it be better if you find an opportunity to kill him directly?" Xiao Wu said angrily.
It sounds very reasonable, but something seems to be a little wrong...
"But Uncle Fifth Division, if I kill the prince, then 3,000 guards will not let me go! Although I am the third wizard in the world, I can't deal with 3,000 people! I will die!" Xiao Hei said pitifully.
Although he tends to be masochistic, he doesn't want to commit suicide after all...
"Who cares about your life or death?" Xiao Wu, who had always had a good temper, curled his lips, let's see! He had only been with Heimao for ten minutes, and he couldn't stand it anymore!
Xiao Hei was sad and until the boss came forward to teach him a trick of hiding the ground, Xiao Hei left happily. Before leaving, he begged the boss to kick him...
At the door, I looked at Xiao Hei solemnly and said, "The wind is whistling and the Yishui is cold. The hero will never return once he leaves!"
"Uncle Eighth Master, what you said is unlucky."
Yes? It seems that he is just a slut, not a stupid person. Then he should not be exposed, right?
Looking at its slutty appearance, I was too lazy to say more and pushed him.
"Go! Pikachu!"
Looking at Xiao Hei who was walking away with his legs, I shouted. I heard that this is a civilized way to get out quickly.
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"Boss? Can I learn that escape technique?" I asked for advice humbly. This is a good thing. You can steal at midnight. You can escape smoothly. You can escape successfully. It is an absolute magical skill!
"What kind of escape technique?" The boss rubbed his turbid eyes.
"Didn't you just teach Xiao Hei a way to escape from the ground?" I said.
"I'm older and my mind is getting more and more confused. I seem to have remembered the name wrong. Those gestures should be spontaneous combustion." The boss said, and said that he was sleepy and wanted to make up for his sleep.
Sure enough, ginger is still so spicy! Is it possible to kill two birds with one stone? The two cheapest guys in the world may disappear together!
But wouldn’t it be a little too evil for the teacher to cheat his apprentice like this?
But when used on Xiao Hei, it is inexplicably free of burden! The conscience does not hurt at all! It’s so wonderful!
I was still a little worried about this black cat in the end. The only one in this group is the best. The eldest is too old after all, so you can't bother him.
"Second, why don't you go over and pick me up to prevent an accident." I told the Second.
"Okay! By the way, you have to cheer me up too!" the second child said to me.
"It's just Pika or Chu..." The second brother seemed to be obsessed with this sentence.
Come on, your sister, I told him to get out!
"I have such a brilliant literary talent, and I never say the same words twice!" I refused.
"Then let's say something different!" The second brother glared at me.
I have never seen anyone beg for so persistently! This request is too rude, I must satisfy him!
I thought hard, and after a long time, I said something quite high-end to my second child.
——"Run! Brothers!"
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Chapter completed!