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005 [Little Dwarf? Old Dwarf!]

To be honest, I have lived for more than twenty years in my life and discovered for the first time that I was so stupid.

Just because of one sentence: I think others are stupid people, but I often become stupid people.

I always think that Prince Charming is a sloppy person, and it turns out... he is really a sloppy person.

But, there is a saying that has been said many times since childhood. Anyway, I will say this insult in kindergarten: I have a simple mind and a well-developed limbs!

It turns out that simple minds have no compulsive relationship with developed limbs, but this does not mean... few people like this.

For example...Prince Charming.

I slowly snapped my fingers and sang my favorite song these days: "My skateboard shoes are fashionable and fashionable."

"Friction and friction!" I was so happy.

"Friction and friction!" Oh, I always feel something is wrong.

"Friction and friction!" This sentence was not what I sang, but what I heard.

Oh my God, the prince charming guy was actually climbing up from the trap with a sword!

He stabbed the sword into the soil with one hand and grabbed the other hand. In just a short time, he had climbed halfway.

Sure enough, fairy tales are fairy tales, and I don’t know how many blades are installed in the trap. Isn’t the prey just hanging up by itself? Now that I’m done, at most, a piece of black green fell from my butt.

I looked down and saw that his face was still so handsome, and he didn't even fall and disfigure him. It was so... so regretful.

At this moment, I felt that the world had stopped, and countless thoughts flashed through my heart. It was the scene of bad people killing and setting fire in the movie. The bear appeared in the haunt. The bald strongman also had a thud and a thud and a thud and a thud and a thud and thud and a thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud and thud

Now it seems that I can only rely on smashing it!

"Prince Charming is all tasks that the system asks me to do, and what I hate most in my life... is that I look handsomer than me, fucking it, taller than me!" I looked around and couldn't find any aggressive stones.

The bunch of "experience values" in front of me was getting higher and higher. I lay on the ground and smiled, "Prince Charming, it was an accident just now, um, a little mistake happened."

I stretched out my index finger and thumb and gestured a very small distance. The sign was really just a small error.

"Haha, do you still want to deceive me? Although I don't know what you mean, nor do I know what the Holy Fire Order is useful, I will let you know how powerful my sword is!" The prince charming looked arrogant.

day!

I was a second-hand man before, why did I suddenly become smart?

The sword in the prince's hand is naturally sharp, and a large emerald is inlaid on it, which is not only gorgeous, but also extremely lethal. The prince has climbed more than halfway through it. Judging from his posture, I'm afraid there will be no problem for one person to beat three or four.

At first I wondered if the prince was a little too casual when he was just a man and a horse. Now I understand, that is called a master of art and courage. The queen is a witch. Since the prince dares to fight against the witch, his own strength is definitely not simple.

"Hehe." The prince smiled sinisterly, and suddenly, with a force on his right hand, he pushed his whole body on the sword and bounced upwards.

Damn, isn't a ninja?

It won't take long before he can get out of the trap. He has even raised his fist, as if his big fist will hit my "handsome" face the next moment. (The double quotes here mean the emphasis.)

Sure enough, the male protagonist is the male protagonist. He has no choice but to have a few plug-ins or a few golden fingers, so he is really not qualified to be the male protagonist. When I closed my eyes, I suddenly remembered that I also have golden fingers!

That's right, I can superpower and copy it! High imitation A-product manufacturer.

Now that the prince's sword is stuck in the trap, he is bare-handed and empty-handed. Now I have copied his sword, wouldn't it be possible to cut him to death?

I silently clicked on the translucent interface, and my fingers were about to click on the copy button. At this time, there was a slight change in the jungle.

Whoosh-

A stone that was about the same face was smashed out of the jungle, and the landing location happened to be a trap...

What a coincidence, the Prince Charming's head also happened to have a trap.

Bang—

Mars finally hit Earth.

I don't know whether the Prince Charming is dead or alive at this moment. My fingers that were preparing to click the interface were stiff, because... it was really violent.

I looked into the jungle, and a figure suddenly popped up from the jungle. At this moment, the figure was looking up at me.

Yes, he just looked up because he...is really short.

From his face, he looked like a middle-aged man. His hair was very messy, like a chicken coop. His eye sockets were slightly sunken, his skin was a little rough, and his eye lines and head-up lines could be clearly seen. He even had a beard on his face, and his beard was slightly curled, as if he had been attacked by a heat wave.

The most interesting thing is that his nose is very big, outrageously large, and his eyes are a little small, so he looks a little funny. He is wearing an animal leather jacket, and he doesn't know which animal skin it is made of, and he is holding a spear in his hand. No matter how he looks, he feels a bit like a man from the mountaintop cave, just... he is a little shorter.

This guy is probably only 1.4 meters tall, just like a dwarf.

"Hey, good friend, I was just hunting. Since I dug out this trap, I have not hunted successfully. After three months, a wild beast finally fell into the trap!" The savage seemed very happy.

"Uh, actually... I pushed it down." I stuttered, actually it was almost the same as if I pushed it down.

"Oh? That's great, because you, the trap I made finally succeeded! Dear friend!" The savage seemed really enthusiastic.

He wanted to pat my shoulder, but it seemed to be quite difficult, so he lit his toes and finally chose to give up. He looked around, then walked towards the trap, and said, "Dear friend, no matter what prey it is, since I received your help, I will divide you half of it. Are the little guys like rabbits or squirrels below? It would be better if it was a big guy like reindeer. Why did I vaguely hear a wave of moans, it doesn't sound like a little thing, my dear friend, don't worry, I am a generous person, even if there is a bear below, I won't just take it alone. Say half of it, just give you half!"

"That...there is a person below." I kindly reminded.

The savage's body was obviously frozen, and he turned his head mechanically: "Is it someone below?"

I nodded.

"Are you sure?"

"Very absolute!" I was particularly sure.

"Xiba!" Although I couldn't understand what the savage said, it must have been a swear word. He ran over and grabbed my right hand.

"What are you doing?" I frowned.

"run!"

After saying that, he pulled me desperately, just like the owner was pulling a dog who insisted on eating shit...

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