These days, the one who hates me the most in the palace probably is this group of guards.

The queen asked me to decorate, but I made a lot of strange things. I asked them to make a barbecue rack this morning. Once I passed by and heard a few guards whispering, and the content was nothing more than "I've never seen someone like this." I smiled and didn't care. After all, I was a magnanimous person, and I just secretly wiped out all the paper in the bathroom for the guards.

"Are you all ready?" I asked Guardian A.

Guard A nodded and said, "All ready."

Tell me bad things, and I don’t dare to scold me in public. I have no backbone. No wonder I don’t even have a name.

I checked the grill and it was OK, quite strong, and the quality of the iron sheets was also very good, so it should be quite resistant to burning.

"Where is the meat skewers?" I said to the guard Yi.

Guard B nodded and bowed, "Sir, put it in the box on the ground."

I nodded and praised, "Well, it's very good, the fat and thin are very even, and the work is good."

Guard Yi smiled flatteringly. Everyone knew that the queen valued me very much, so the guards pleased me very much. Hey, look at the way he looks like he is, no wonder you don’t have a name.

Alas, let alone, this feeling is very exciting.

"You all retreat, I'm going to start the barbecue." After that, I sent them all out impatiently.

Roasted chicken wings, roasted lamb, roasted beef...Don't ask me why all meat are all meat. People nowadays are just ignorant, thinking about losing weight if they don't eat meat all day long, and they are just kidding. Our ancestors have been struggling for so many years, and humans have stood at the top of the food chain. Why? Isn't it just to make the younger generation eat whatever they want? Look at Bei Ye, what are you afraid to eat?

"Cough cough cough." The smell of smoke was choking. I turned around and coughed a few times. When I raised my head, I found that Helen was standing aside with her hands on her chest and silently looking at me.

"Huh? Why are you out? Have you finished your work today? You sit next to you for a while, and it will be almost done in five minutes. Oh, it's so choked. You shouldn't have knocked away all the guards, you should leave one to fan the air for me." I said, turning over the skewers.

"How to fan?" At some point, Helen had already walked to me.

"Just just take a few pieces of paper and fan it here. Alas, fanning is so tiring. Just find a guard to do it. You should be very tired after working for a day." I said casually. After all, he is the head of a country. I have not been so famous that I can ask the queen to fan the air for me.

Helen ignored me, took out a few pieces of paper from the study, and then started fanning.

I looked at her suddenly stretched out her left hand and asked, "What's wrong?"

"No... nothing, there is ash on your nose." As she said that, she shrank her hand that she stretched out.

What does it mean? "Love is a hand that wants to touch but retract it?" But I am too lazy to think about it. This woman, Helen, cannot guess thoroughly.

This is how I am. I am very focused when doing things, especially when it comes to eating. Alas, it’s so refreshing to smell this meaty smell. With skewers, you can leave everything else behind!

Sprinkle some salt, cumin and a small amount of chili powder, and the aroma suddenly becomes full of fragrance.

Alas, why am I so versatile and let others live?

I was proud and looked at Helen, who had a little sweat on her nose and said, "Stop fanning, you are so sick and tired, are you tired? Faning is a thirsty work. Look, you can eat it first and taste how it tastes."

Helen looked at the skewers, hesitated for a while and took one, then took a light bite and frowned.

"Isn't it delicious?" There's no reason, I took a bite myself and it tasted very positive.

"A little spicy." Helen unconsciously spitted out her tongue. She looked so cute for a moment.

"Okay, I'll bake some of the non-spicy ones, you can sit down first." After saying that, I took the cardboard and took out ten skewers to continue baking.

"I'll do it." Helen suddenly stepped forward and was eager to try.

I thought about it and it would be fine, it just so happened that I was responsible for fanning.

"Hey! That's not the case! You have to apply some oil."

"No, right? Don't put the bamboo sticks in it, it will easily become hot."

Sure enough, a stupid woman's mind is full of white spots...

I looked at Helen's funny look and smiled knowingly.

Although the roast is quite scorched, it is at least edible.

"You are spicy, right?" Helen shook her wrists as she said.

I'll go... I didn't shake like this! The chili powder is full of as much as it doesn't cost money...

Helen didn't seem to realize this, raised one and handed it to me, and said, "Eat."

The voice was cold and the tone was still so unquestionable, but there was a small amount of expectation in my eyes.

I:"......."

Whether to answer or not, this is a problem...

I hesitated for a while, my hands trembled... and took the deadly poison...

"Eat quickly!" Helen raised her eyebrows, feeling a little unhappy.

Paralysis, doesn't this stupid woman know that putting so many peppers will kill people?

I knew I wouldn't have let the guards help me find that kind of perverted and spicy thing. I originally wanted to eat something exciting, but I didn't expect... it would be so exciting!

Alas, if you fight, isn’t it just a skewer of barbecue? My brother Xiaolin has been traveling around the country for so many years, but I haven’t seen any big scenes before? I don’t know how many times the incident of being single bricks has happened. I really don’t believe that such a skewer can make me so spicy.

One bite.

I...My Day!

"Spicy! Spicy! Spicy!" I stuck out my tongue, and my movements were like a puppy.

"Not delicious?" Helen was a little depressed. She wiped the tip of her nose, which contained slight beads of sweat and ash.

Looking at her disappointed look, for no reason, my heart softened and I resisted the desire to spit out of fire and said, "No, it's delicious."

Alas, your conscience hurts so much. You must have worked hard to be my conscience?

"Then why did you say it was spicy just now?" Helen was puzzled.

Paralyzed, stupid woman, she is still trying harder! Never end, right? This is how women are. If they don’t get a house and untied tiles in three days! If I can beat you, I will definitely give you a um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um

"No, how could I say it's hot? I'm singing!" I sat on the ground like a wild dog, slapped my hands and beat them.

"Spicy! Spicy! I'm a little expert in newspaper sales..."

I really want to cry... I feel like a gorilla in an acrobatic troupe who is wronged.

I felt something broken, maybe it was conscience, but it was moral integrity...

"Then you eat all these and I will continue to roast them." Helen's eyes showed a hint of spirit. Brother Monkey, please take this grinding little fairy, otherwise I...what is right, otherwise I might not have to go 100,800 miles as a teacher, and go directly to the Western Paradise with barbecue.

"Eat quickly." Helen urged, and she wiped her sweat, but the spirit in her eyes became stronger and stronger.

"Pan!" I slapped myself.

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing, there are mosquitoes."

I cried in my heart: Why! Why do you always pretend to be a pussy!

"Your song is quite interesting, sing it to me." Helen started sprinkling chili powder, still so prodigal, and she was desperately sprinkling as if she was not money...

"Spicy and spicy...spicy and spicy..." I cried because of my stupidity.

What about the promised mother's taste...

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Chapter completed!