008 [Rabid dick]
I have seen all seven dwarves, but what do you think they are strange. These dwarves asked about the situation where I met my second brother. Unexpectedly, the second brother was very honest in treating this group of brothers and didn't even know how to lie.
"It's great. Even the prince dares to push him. He's very brave! I'll follow Brother Xiaoqi in the future and make sure you'll be so delicious!" Brother Xiaoqi said angrily, and then continued to drink goat milk on his own, just like 20,000 to 80,000 yuan.
I swallowed it, it was the first time I wanted to drink milk.
"Hey, second brother, you have caused trouble this time. But since it has happened, it cannot be saved. Fang Lin, you also need to take most of the responsibility here." Xiao Wu, who had been silent, suddenly raised his head, and I vaguely saw the light of wisdom in his eyes!
Oh, among the seven dwarves, there is indeed one that is not stupid!
At least this matter should be my responsibility, after all, the prince was deceived by me.
"Fang Lin, I don't think you have any place to go, so why not stay with us to take care of each other." Xiao Wu made his own decision. It was obvious that he was afraid that this incident would leak out of my mouth, so he simply pulled me into his household registration and made up his family...
I am a proud person, a noble person, how can I go with dwarves? But... food is the most important thing. They have vegetables in their hands, so they have the final say.
Obviously, Xiao Wu is a relatively good-looking group of dwarves. Although I can't tell how good it is, at least I'm not a little fool. The dwarves also obeyed his opinions, so I officially joined the group. I always feel like I'm going to Liangshan...
"Old second, there is not much food at home. Fang Lin is officially joining the group now. You can go out and get some food. I think humans are different from us dwarves. They should prefer to eat meat." The white-bearded boss said to the savage second.
I was moved to tears. As the saying goes, it is true that having an old man in the family is like a treasure. It is true that humans have worked hard for so many years and finally stood at the top of the food chain. This is not for you to lose weight! It is to eat meat!
The savage dick smiled at me, revealing his big white teeth, and then he took off the spear he hung from the wall, pulled my... belt, and ran outside.
I was so embarrassed that I always felt that he wanted to take off my pants, but there was nothing he could do. He wanted to pull my arm but couldn't reach it.
I had already carefully looked at the savage dick before, but after looking carefully at this time, I realized what short and concise means. If it was already terrifying to say that he had carried a large stone to knock the prince out of the house, then even more amazing things are still behind...
Shortly after leaving the cabin, he saw a big bird flying from the branch of an ancient tree, and then... he threw out his spear.
I have never imagined in my life that someone would shoot birds with a spear!
Bows, arrows, hunting rifles, these are all very reasonable... but just like the Olympics, they threw out a flying spear and actually shot through the big bird!
The muscles on the second savage's second arm were particularly strong, with blue veins rushing on it, as if dragons were lingering. He trotted a few steps and picked up the birds on the ground, and then smiled at me.
Along the way, I was responsible for chatting with him. He seemed to like shooting birds. As he chatted, his knees would be slightly bent and then he threw a spear. He did not miss it any time, and the last time he even killed two birds with one stone...
I became more and more numb to my eyes. Now I finally know why he is called the second child, because he... is so angry!!
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"Brother, these should be enough, right?" The second brother looked at me, raised his left hand, grabbed five birds, and in my hand, two pheasants...
I nodded. So much meat is definitely enough. After all, everyone still needs to have a meal. I took advantage of the fact that my dick was not paying attention and reached out to open the translucent interface. It has been an afternoon since the time passed, and I think Mission 1: Killing the prince should have been completed.
After hanging slightly, the task interface opened, and the next moment, I was stunned.
Day, the prince charming is not dead!
How is this possible! Such a big stone!
"Dragon, there is something I want to ask you." I stopped and looked at the Dragon.
The savage dick raised his head and looked up at me for a while. He twisted his neck, as if he felt sore, and asked, "What's wrong with me?"
I wiped my forehead and always felt that this guy was from the Northeast...
"When you killed Prince Charming before, you used real stones, right? They were very heavy and hard stones." I asked slowly, although I felt that my problem was really redundant.
"No, brother, we obviously killed him." The savage dick corrected my wording seriously, and he obviously didn't want to take the blame. But he still told me very clearly that it was definitely a big stone. At first, he thought that some big prey had fallen into the trap. In order to save energy, he prepared to kill the prey with one stone......
I was stunned for a moment, the prince charming is worthy of being the protagonist, and he will not die like this. Will this luck be a little too outrageous?
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"No one!" The second brother turned around in surprise and looked at me. At this moment, he and I were standing next to the trap.
I nodded stiffly, and almost cursed. I thought the mission could be completed easily, but now I have been attacked once. How can I get close to Prince Charming next? How can I complete the mission and go home?
The most important thing is that if I were a prince charming, even if I was a traitor, this kind of revenge would definitely be avenged, and what others have is the terminal power of the entire kingdom!
Let’s look at my own side, there is only one who has a strong combat power... Dwarf.
"Hey, if you don't die, just be fine, so I feel at ease." The savage dick grinned and became relaxed. He didn't notice the solemn expression of my face. I suddenly felt: naive, it's great.
On the way home with my second child, I subconsciously touched my pants pocket, which was only a lighter and a wallet. There were two credit cards, two bank cards, one ID card, and more than one thousand yuan in cash. I don’t know, the fairy tale world... Will it be okay to collect Tianchao coins? I think it’s okay to settle privately? At worst, I can pay some money. What’s there to be afraid of when I return to liberation in one second? My brother Xiaolin traveled around the country for so many years... I really can’t afford the prince’s medical expenses.
The second child seemed to see my concerns, and continued to grin over his head. His smile made me feel very demonic...
"Brother Anla, there will be no trouble. The prince charming is famous for his easy talk. According to legend, he is the most elegant noble in the kingdom, so we will have no trouble!" The savage dick looked at the prey in his hand happily, not to mention how happy it was.
I took a deep breath and decided to keep a distance from my second child in the future. I heard that brain-disability can also be contagious...
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(PS1: Spoiler, the first woman in the fairy tale world appears in the next chapter. Haha, I said that the votes of dwarfs are higher than mine in the vote. After I expressed my resentment, a group of people desperately voted for the dwarfs. Oh, my heart...)
Chapter completed!